Be me

>be me
>almost 4am
>in pregnant gf house, mom is away for vacation. Her female Cousin is sleeping in moms room
>a little drunk, so fucked around and thought of “checking up” on the cousin
>was initially just going to turn off the t.v in moms room
>she turns out to be awake and lets me know that she had been awake all this time
>nopethefuckouttathere.jpg
>(Like a pussy)
>pretend like going to fridge in kitchen, on the way back see her at the door way closing the door
>both smile
>I apologize
>both close door at same time

What do? The T.V is off now. It’s been maybe 5 minutes. Should I risk it all and open that door and see if I can fuck gf’s cousin?

Or just slide back in to bed with pregnant girlfriend and play fortnite until I fall asleep

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what's with the period in TV?

T.V = Television.

Fuck is wrong with you? That’s the proper abbreviation of the word (at least, as I have seen it)

dont mess it up now, your child needs a father

Pics of cousin?

Not possible, unfortunately. Don’t have any of her social media

I can guarantee. As fuckable as my babymoms

Well then fuck her. Could maybe get a goof fucktoy if your gf turns put a bit uglier in the future or some simple fun.

Depends what she loooks like pics ?

Quit being a nigger

See

Literally nobody does it this way except you user, sorry to break it to you. It's TV or T.V. but not T.V

Anything but playing fortnite

>pregnant gf
>fortnite
cuck faggot kys

Sober me would agree 100%. Wouldn’t even be thinking like this

But It’s so tempting. It’s only been like 10 minutes. She’s definitely not asleep

And what is the fucking difference?

OHHHHH. Pardon me. Forgot the addition period that goes at the end. Let me fix that for you “T.V.” Is that better? You fucking faggot

she doesnt give two shits about you, you turned her tv off when she was watching it go to bed faggot sage sage sage

It’ll be warmer inside her op. You might not get another chamce like this.

I never turned it off. She did it herself. After she caught me

Hurry up or wait until she falls asleep amd then dick her.

well you need to add more information to this shit story because it sounds fake and gay

Too fucking late. I’m back in bed, and my preggo gf is now cuddling with me. So I’m not going anywhere. SAGE

O.P. is a funny guy.

If you're lucid enough to know what sober you would think, you're not drunk enough.

O.P you mean

Pathetic.

Ah yes, my bad.

i hope everyone in this thread dies of cancer and/or aids

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