Wtf do I do?

Wtf do I do?

Was trying to replace the rear back tire, but then I noticed that the jack is getting tilted.

The wheel won't go on the thing.

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wait, the jack is in the middle of the car?

bait or not the car's already resting on the pillar so jack that bitch up; nothing is going to happen

That's where the instruction manual said to put it

>get another jack on that shit

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For the time being put the tire under the side of the car so if it does fall on the side it doesn't fucking anything up

THATS WHY I CALLED TRIPLE A

GOOD ADVICE.
I LIKE YOU

Put the original wheel under the left side of the car. The sil

Then lower the Jack down
that shit dangerous

The wheel will stop the car hitting the ground
Take the Jack and put it on the left side it should fit into the sil

Re Jack it up again
put on spare wheel

Take more pics if not sure

Did not notice the car was resting on piller. Disregard. Ki

just slam into the passenger side of the car with your shoulder as hard as you can, the jack will go upright then.

Stop.....damn dude just stop....you are going to break the axle, your neck, or worse. Get a friend that knows what the fuck they are doing and quick.

Supposed to do it on level ground ya dip shit

Weird, I only had to change tires twice in two different cars, both times the jack went close to the tire area.

shit, you're fucked OP. Might take a crane...

wait, how the fuck did you park that car without smashing the sideview mirror and scratching the fuck out of the side of the car?

Lie under side without tire. Darwin will take care of the rest.

whats done is done. the important thing now is the tire.

You need a 2nd jack.

Ideally get jackstands.

Or you can be ghetto and place the original wheel on it's side (as it is now) below the brake and lower the jack into tire The lower control arm should catch the brunt of the weight. reposition the jack and jack it back up.

this is to all dumb anons, never use the jack that came with your car, throw that shit away and buy yourself a decent one and make sure it's a low profile one

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I think he pulled in fine but the ground is uneven. As he jacked it up it very slowly started to tilt.

OP you don't need to jack the middle of the car. In front for the wheel there is two little indents in the frame. The jack stands goes there.

You cant jack the car up in the center with a jack like that. Put the big tire back on. Put the nuts back on they don't have to be super tight. Lower the jack down slow as you can.

Jack the car up again from the back left tire. There should be a lift point for the jack towards the front of the car just past the tire near the outside of the frame.

call your dad soyboy

Jesus fucking christ just do this you faggots
Its not rocket science you pansy assed loosers

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XD

He's on the other side of the country.
It's an 8 hour plane ride

i see the problem. you didn't cut the purple wire first.

This must be bait but why in hell would you jack the car in the middle?

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The original tire no longer fits directly under the metal wheel thingy

holy shit this guy is dumb

BECAUSE THE INSTRUCTIONS SAID SO

Cringe.

user, your purple wire is still intact, what did you expect? yank that shit outta there, the wheel will fit properly.

I don't think that jack should be in the middle user

post the instructions

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>jack is fucked
>car resting on wheel
>purple wire not cut

this is why I've been here for 15 years

????
Why

The real answer is your father failed you if you have to ask a Tasmanian cooking directory how to change a tire

>BECAUSE THE INSTRUCTIONS SAID SO
>needing instructions
>to change a tire
Ladies and gentlemen, today's youth

Do not cut the wire. You will die

If you cant put the tire back on to lower the jack. The only thing you can do is find away to block the fame so you can lower the jack down onto it so you can rejack the car up in the proper lift point.

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OP you must be a based troll, after all the shit I've been through tonight I needed this laugh, thank you

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lol, thats not a kitchen

you're an idiot

Move it up the car away from the metal thing

Just put it under the rear door joint

Then lower it down

Problem here is the Jack angle is fucked and you need your Jack out to start again

Putting wheel under car is only to take pressure off for 2mins to get your Jack out to proper position

Then you can put the wheel on

I hope this is bait

Get jackstands dumbfuck

get another jack and put it on the right place

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dude wtf is wrong with your thumb?

I don't have a jackstand
And I don't have another jack, dumbfuck

The instructions only called for a single jack

Lol no it definitely didn't holy shit go buy some jack stands right now

you're in a lit parking garage. do you REALLY need the lantern? Toss some flares around your parking spot so the AAA guy can find you more better.

I'm not trolling, bro, I'm just stupid

Do this faggot
Slide the up the car. Its a 'jackstand'

A jackstand is just anything to prop the car up. Wheel is enough

this

any chance you're Hispanic?

This makes my butthole really tight. Don't go near that car until you get jack stands under it. If you touch the jack it's gonna drop the car on you. Also you fucked the passenger side of your shit up bud.

I fucking told you, dumbass

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What, like scratched it? I don't fucking care

That jack on the instructions is definitely not the same you're using

That's clearly the floor jack jacking point lol. Keep looking.

Thats a floor jack you imbecile.

That's a floor jack in the instructions. Not a shitty scissor jack. You fucking retard.

What this dude it trying to say is slide the big tire under the frame like pic related here

Then lower jack and find the proper lift point for jack to lift up throw on the small temporary tire.

That's a completely different kind of jack, nigga

That's a floor jack, not a corner jack. You dun fucked up.

Make sure you take a video when you start playing with the jack lol we want to see you lose your arms.

>that arrow is pointing to the side of the car, not the middle

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>all jacks are created equal
XD

Do you see how the jacking point is that bump on one side of the car not the middle of the axle lol

>not having a floor jack
>not having jack stands

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Youre clearly very stoned OP

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Can you put the smaller tire on top of the big one? This way you can lower the jack and if the car falls you won't get hurt or damage the car. Then put the jack on the side

Fuck man, don't climb under there to drop it. It's gonna fall on you..

At this point you call triple A or someone else that's not a fucking idiot to do it for you.
My jack straight broke when I was changing a flat and it ALMOST crushed my foot. Don't even fuck around with that shit.

>clearly pointing to the corner
>puts jack in the middle

Then what does he use for a replacement wheel?

The proper lift point for that type of jack should be somewhere like in this guys pic.

>OPs thumb
Why does it look like that?!

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It's just so it doesnt break shit, once he can lift the car correctly he can put the tire

That jack is going to be bent to shit and will never work again. He needs another jack to get the wheel back on.

It amases me how someone can fuck up a tire change this bad. Good work OP

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this nigga.... LMFAOOOOOO

No one help this fool any longer

Now we deserve to see the car claiming his toes
And crushing itself against that pillar

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Followed. I've seen a car fall off one of those jacks and it was scary af.

the only reason to do this is to put a temporary lift on it so he can adjust it to the right position.. its not meant to replace the jack entirely

if only OP posted this thread in /o/

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Quick put your leg under the brake rotor to make sure the car doesn't fall.

OP you have to get underneath the car and push the jack up straight again. You’re going to permanently damage your jack if you don’t!

Put your spare tire back in the car, kick it off the jack, hide the wheel, leave the trunk open and call the cops. You're completely fucked lol.

OP you fucked yourself over. It’s time to either

A: buy a floor jack, jack up your car properly.

B: phone a friend, and use their shitty scissor jack to lift the car a bit higher, and remove your fucked jack from underneath your car, and replace the tire. Make sure you actually put the jack in the right place this time.

Don’t touch or go under it. It might fall off.

How the fuck did that jack not collapse and drop the car on you?
Today Darwin failed
+1 for shity car jack only meant to lift one corner of the car at a time.
-1 for the gene pool

it's a space nigger

This and go get jackstands really fucking fast

Post AAA's faces when they see how retarded you are.

It will if he leaves it for any amount of time. It's already sideways. The only reason it didn't fall off yet is the pillar caught the car.

Open you need to go get a real jack and jackstands like yesterday if you don't want that car to be on the floor by the time you get back.

This is one of the best threads on Yea Forums in a while. Random ass real shit. Thanks OP, ya dumbass faggot.

Next time ask someone capable (a minority) to help your idiot can't read directions white ass lol.

1. Place the donut under your rotor facing up.
2. Slooowly lower your Jack and see if the donut can handle the weight.
3. Pull your Jack out and move it to the side of the car.

This. Go get a second jack or a jack stand

There must be other cars around, break into one of them, get its jack and use it on the side of your car.

>this is not a racial issue

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No he's definitely white and retarded.

He's better off putting the wheel under the edge of the car than the rotor, which is on shocks and will compress to the point he cant get the jack out.

>still not a racial issue

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Exactly what I was thinking. Op do this

Lower the car onto the bad tire and repositioning jack

This is the best thing I've seen on here in a while. OP I am curious, what do you do for a living? For real if you have friends or family in your same shitty apartment complex, see if you can use one of their jacks and unfuck yourself.
I might be a 22 year old KHV who still lives with his parents, but at least I could never fuck something up this badly.

If he was black it would be. He's white and it is. Deal with it lol.

I always recommend buying a nicer Jack. Those shitty scissor jacks are the most useless.

At this point, get something under the frame of the vehicle and lower it down. Some wood, couple bricks, one of the tires. Anything so you can lower the car without ruining an axle/bearing/rotor/suspension. Get a nicer Jack/ AAA / your dad to actually do it. Look up a video on YouTube for the jacking point, theres usually good videos on there.

Also guessing you're doing it wrong. Just to clarify, while the car is down, use the 4 way to loosen the lugs, then lift the car up and get them off the rest of the way - helps from giving any unnecessary pressure on the jack.

Find some bricks or something to wedge under that hub and move the jack closer to that side of the car. The flat will probably work if you don’t mind scratching up your rims.

Putting the jack it in the middle like that is asking for the thing to become a teeter totter when you put just a tiny bit of weight on the tireless side. ...and that jack is probably going to slide out on you in when it happens. This is very bad if you’re under it. Not to mention the fact that you’re forcing that dinky little jack to hold up the full weight of the rear end, instead of just one side like you’re supposed to. The other tires shouldn’t need to come off the ground at all unless you have a uniquely low suspension, or it just has very little play in it for whatever reason. In other words, the suspension on the rear right tire should be helping your jack hold the weight and balance the car simultaneously

.

Op bean told several times

OP is kil

>if he were anything, it still would not be a racial issue

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I cant believe that scissor jack didn't fold sideways... he lifted the entire back with it lol... jeu some people should take classes b4 owning a car

btw, grats on saving $20 at tire place just so you can scratch your fender on a concrete column lol

make a pic of the dmg on the other side ... we need to know

you're white and retarded too, faggot

This is what happens when you grow up in a sheltered lower middle class white community and go to college to get your career started as a front end web developer. You have no actual "real world skills" and shit like this happens. It is amazing that people can survive as long as they do like this and are actually considered valuable members of society. OP is the kind of person that thinks "milk and eggs come from the grocery store and gas comes from the gas station"

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Op hasn't posted in 30 min
RIP, Op

Don't listen to him OP. Perhaps the answers you seek is underneath the car.

You actually need two floor jacks at this point. The car is going to drop onto stands otherwise cause that jack isn't going to wind down. If you try it will slip out immediately cause it's bent and won't scissor. So helpless. So white.

No more updates. OP is kill

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He has clean white effeminate hands.. He also parks in apt garage. Probably office work

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put me in the screenshot, plz

Absolutely not

Triple A guy showed up and laughed his ass off. He probably got on the phone with his buddy "Hey man, you won't fucking believe what I just got called out to fix"

also make sure to talk about how stupid and worthless neggoers and women are 24/7 then do this shit lol

Done.

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some one screen cap this

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>racism is unhealthy

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KYS SCREENCAP FAGGOT

Lol

1. no, its pointing to the left where it's notched for a jack.
2. thats a floor jack

put the old tyre flat below the empty wheel-arch
so if it collapses you'll not do damage

find another jack

show THE OTHER SIDE faggot

Now back up and rip the passenger mirror off

No way

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>. OP is the kind of person that thinks "milk and eggs come from the grocery store and gas comes from the gas station"

Technically it does.

no u

Lol. Good job mayne

And his thought process doesn't ever go any farther than that.

>congratz Yea Forumsro

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show how much you scratched the other side

Poast the jack and the passenger side OP

Not much.
I think it's a tad scratched, but I don't care. Perfectly usable

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Congrats OP. I thought this was going to become a rekt thread.

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How can you not see that it's on the side near the tire?! It's not pointing to the fucking center. Holy shit OP you're going to bend your frame, dumbass.

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well well, fuck you then.

Same.
I was thinking that if I fuck this up, I gotta at least have some kind of value to derive from it -- ergo, let's post this shit on Yea Forums

You know this kind of spare is only for getting you home or to a garage, right?

>your frame
what frame?

$20 those lug nuts fall right off

I have clean white hands and do office work fag, that doesn't mean anything. I grew up working on cars with my dad. wr were too poor to pay anyone. I also did all my own engine work, and custom work as i got older, and entered car shows. office work doesnt mean you're without skill.

I also workes a lot on my first old house. remodeled it, after helping my parents do theirs.

fuck off

>And I don't have another jack, dumbfuck
>I fucking told you, dumbass
Says the salty lad who’s gonna need Maaco.
By the way, that’s a hydraulic floor jack in the illustration. Bet you thought Magnum condoms would fit your shrimp dick too on account it looks similar to the picture on the box.

That was my plan.
Get this baby on so that I can take it to a real place tomorrow.

what the fuck kind of retard are you to be this bad at everything and not having AAA?

BS, i drove for a week on one on the front wheel where caliper wash occasionally brushing against the rim... but then i also drove all summer on tires with wires out

some front drive cars have little weight over the rear and do jack from middle back

Old Yea Forums would have OP huffing ammonia and bleach to fix the problem. WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?

Op is right. Manual shows using a different jack using jack position under rear differential. Not scissor jack. Lol

>I also did all my own engine work
>doesn't know how to jack the car up

You nigger cunt. Why no updates? What plan did you go with?

>Stereotypes must apply to every single person that work in an office

jack it back up and push car away from post.

Op let the air out of the tire you plan on using. It will be shorter and probably fit

how in the fuck did you get away with this

Post pics of jack lol

The schadenfreude was strong tonight, but most/some of us were rooting for ya.

Godspeed OP, and buy a better fucking jack!

with a scissor jack? i don't think so

call your friends dad

None of them. Triple A showed up and saved his sorry ass.

thats why that car is in pieces

>the arrow points to a corner of the car, not the center

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Phew, mom and dad won’t be upset that you fucked up the car they bought you.

He should be saying prayers and reconsidering his evil ways cause he got lucky for sure lol.

Op knows better, he did all his engine work by himself

This is my guess too. There's no fuckin way lol.

well done you where so close to fucking up completely but didnt. now read the entire manual there is no way it tells you not to put the spare tire jack under the sides.

he said in the 2nd or 3rd post that he called them

I really don't think that was OP but some other moron trying to justify working a shitty office job

I called AAA / triple A, and the results were better

I bought the car.
Well, actually I still have a loan that isn't even halfway paid off yet.

I blame Yea Forums that this tool is not missing any limbs. Way to go rejects.

Yeah, but if he died under the car we'd never know how it ended.

it fucking doesn't, you cunt!
This is literally all the manual had.

That's why i pay the garage to fix everything on my car for me. I never fuck around with my expensive ass car.

this fuck country needs better public transportation and way more difficult driver's test.
ffs

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>I never fuck around with my expensive ass car.
I'm sure your 93 Tercel is a real money pit

Ugggh. Watch and cry as you go sit in toilet to pee. Go to 1m30sec . Frame under car, not differential. Kek

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xvBkx6QV1I8

Correct.
I have never tried changing my own oil.

I pretty much have to feed it oil, and that shit's expensive!

bricks will crack, and metal will slip out
>you will end up loosing a foot like OP

Psst!
That was not OP.
Just some office worker bee user who got offended. Hiromoot should bring back thread ID's

Changing your oil is way fucking overrated. Even with the right jacks you need to get under your car, access the oil pan and deal with a generally messy shitty job.

I'll do my brakes/tires, but fuck changing the oil.

thank you for saving this guys life. This is obviously the easiest answer to fixing the issue. and holy shit OP was sooooo brain dead.

you don't drive on a flat
a puncture can be repaired

I drive a Citroen C3 actually. I spend about 500 euro last year on repairs. Is not that expensive considering i drive 100km per day.

with old cars like that you have to top off the oil a lot due to leaks.
any one who changes their own oil is a fool unless it's a hobby car.

>Citroen
>500 euro
>100km
What kind of made nigger moonspeak is this?

>see

>arrow is still pointing to the corner of the car and not the center

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I wouldn't call that an "expensive ass car"
Wish they sold that int he states, though.

you need to post tits or get trips for screenshot
>and don't forget the timestamp

really? i drive a teg and its easier than changing breaks, if you have anything higher off the ground you wont even need to jack it up

you actually jacked up the entire rear with the emergency jack designed for only 1 corner of the car.... madlad....

>with old cars like that you have to top off the oil a lot due to leaks.
your car is not old, its a peace of shit... 98 teg here, no top ups needed...

that tire has a max speed of 35, and you can only drive for 35 miles

AAA turned up

Guess I'm a bitch with messes. Plus, I've never felt actually comfortable having my whole self under a vehicle.

Breaks to me are just disassemble, reassemble with a couple steps in between. I never found them terrible.

>cars can't be old and a piece of shit at the same time

pfff cmon man, your not even completely under it... try changing break-lines/fuel lines... breaks are WAY more messy than oil changes...

Calling people a fool for doing something that takes 30 minutes and 1/3 of the cost for something that requires removing 1 bolt and twisting off the old oil filter.

I want to fight you

if you're time isn't worth $25, then you're a fool.
Probably drive a manual, too.

This.
OP, you fucking cuntstain pantywaste.

Can't claim to be wealthy person. Just an avarage guy. For me, this is an expensive car. Certainly wouldn't try to change a tire by myself with no experience.

My brother drove on one for a whole summer. Only bald donut spare I’ve seen in my life.

do this but stream it so we can watch

you need to get experience, so when you really need it you can fix it
euro cars are a bit of a pain tho

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If you pay to get your oil changed you’re a fool. Takes 10 minutes and if you’re not a dumbass it doesn’t even make a mess.

Well, retard, you were too stupid to put the jack towards the driver's side, so you suck.

To fix the problem, put the spare under the hub (the one with no tire on it now) and lower the jack. Then reposition the jack closer to the hub and jack it back up.

Then you should be able to safely put the tire on.

protip: use the flat as a block so that if the jack does fall, you don't get smushed.

Good luck faggot.

Well that's why I was trying to do.
I'm OP

Being this late.

at least learn how to check your fluids, and put air in your tires
>or pic related

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How about I just get other people to do it for me.

When it comes to computers or my house I will definitely learn to fix stuff.

But the car is complicated and I'm only interested in it's one function (getting me from place to place) so I don't really need or want to learn how it all functions. It just seems like the return on investment is not worth it.

Just because you did it once and didn't crash or die doesn't make it correct

I love how there's been like 7 different people in this thread arguing about doing brake jobs and all of them spell brake as break.

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I'm not that much of an idiot. I can change my fluids and pump my tires

But that's it

>I am too stupid
>Attempts to justify lack of intelligence

garage charges him $500 for blinker fluid
>its the special stuff for his euro car

OMG I'm laughing so hard. Thank you OP

I've seen some shit in my day, but this is gold.

Are you going to an hero by dropping the hub on your testicles? I'd pay a BTC for that pic.

With timestamp.

I want to jack my car up and take the wheel off again just for the fuck of it, and so that I can stare at that metal monster again

no

thats impressive dedication

You will change your mind when you get your first shop bill over a grand or two. Enjoy the $50-80 shop rates and jacked up car parts.

A jack is not meant to lift the whole back end of the car. Thats why its bending. The middle of the car is the jacking point for a floor jack. Not an emergency jack like this. You read the manual wrong and are now fucked.

>$50-80 shop rates
? more like 100-140

My dad, who is not mechanically inclined at all and doesn't do any of his own maintenance, made me do this when I bought my first car in highschool.

Wrong advice

Under the hub...stupid dangerous
Damages everything
car would be too low to Jack up

Fag

you could prolly get another 10k out of that before you need a brake job.

>$50-80
Those are more like bodyshop rates. You get to deal with $350 fender flares with them .

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I don't understand.
What did he do?
Didn't he just take the wheel off?

getting my tires swapped for snows or summers costs $50
oil change is $25
Hourly for other stuff is $45.

you're getting fucked

I'm really impressed OP was able to fuck this up so badly and not somehow suffer any consequences.

That is for jacking using a floor jack dumbass. Does that jack look like your jack?

story was some guy bought the car from old lady
took it over to mates place as it had squealy brakes

Put a wheel under the rotor and lower the car before repositioning the jack.

Also, buy fucking jack stands so this shit won't happen again. You will scuff your rims but that's the price you pay for relying on just a scissor jack.

Thats the only downside to not being knowledgeable about a car. You have to trust the garage (and at least i know some good people that I trust not to scam me).

But I've yet to meet one person who has knowledge about everything and never needs to employ someone.

Show me that person who knows electricity, construction, plumbing, car mechanics, computers, etc etc.

You will always need some specialist for something in your life

It's a fucking jack
#AllJacksWereCreatedEqual
I used the scissor jack that was provided with my car...

>mercedes
not even slightly surprised

cars aren't that complicated
get a manual, some tools, a good floor jack and some stands

DID YOU FUCKING JACK YOUR CAR UP BY PUTTING THE JACK UNDER THE REAR SUSPENSION RODS(or whatever they're called)!?

10/10 thread. You are so lucky you didn't get crushed by the car

I'm proud of you OP. You're a real man now.

You have my permission to breed. White wimmin only, though.

This

There's notches on the side of the car to jack it up.

See
Stop advising faggot

Don't be a bitch. If you are a rich fag fine whatever. If you want to save some money or learn at least try to figure it out. Its 2019 you can literally goggle and watch tutorials on youtube that show dis and reassembly for most cars out there for most problems. Its not as hard as you think it is.

The guy you're responding to is not OP btw. I would never fucking touch a jack myself. Even if I'm confident about myself. Look @ OP. You can be totally confident and have the manual and then read the wrong fucking thing and almost ruin your car

Dude there are plenty of people like that. They work in the service industry. The only thing that you should pay someone else to do is machine work.
You will save so much money.

To be fair, someone did try and get him to cut the ignition wire.

where do you live? mexico?

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if your tire swap is double the oil change something is wrong...

Hey, retard: that's not where you put scissor jacks. that's where you put the fancier jacks. Scisor jacks go on the side of the car underneath the doors. You'll see that metal ridge with slits showing you where to put the jack. Those metal ridges fit into the top of your scissor jack. You NEVER lift up 2 wheels at a time with a single scissor jack since they're not stable and will tip over(like what's happening with you). Pic VERY related.

Don't call others dumbasses if you don't know what you're doing. You fucked up. You don't have a fancy hydraulic jack so quit thinking you can use your scissor jack just like one.

Lower your fucking car down on a tire(but make sure there's room for the jack) and then put the jack in the right place(SEE PIC RELATED). You fucking dumbass, I almost hope you die in the process of trying to unfuck yourself.

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>OP you have to get underneath the car and push the jack up straight again. You’re going to permanently damage your jack if you don’t!
There it is!
Lol yeah, I wanted to stay the fuck away from that thing

THIS!!!!

For the love of Gahd...

Jesus christ, I dont need to say more than look at this image. You arent using the lift point at all. I know you can lift it from suspension and shit, but man thats not how you put on a spare.

You think Sasso ever fucked that?

what you see are the inside ribs of the break rotor... they were breaking metal on metal till the rotor got worned out completly form one side... how the fuck it didn't lock up the wheel i have no idea... i think its staged

THOSE JACKS ARE CALLED WIDOW MAKERS FOR A REASON, TAKE YOUR TIRE AND PUT IT UNDER THE REAR AXLE (WHILE PRAYING) AND THEN GO AND GET CINDER BLOCKS BLOCKS. DO NOT GO UNDER THAT CAR OR NEAR THE ROTOR

>Lower your fucking car down on a wheel
fixed. Outside part of the wheel up and that part comes in contact with your rotor when lowering the car. The marks this'll make on your wheel should serve as a constant reminder of your stupidity.

In that brake disk there should be 2 flat plates of metal with cooling fins between them. one side has been worn off
this pic is not as worn as you can still see the remnants of the disk

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Just goes to show how redundant car systems are. They're like the total opposite of Federation ships in Star Trek.

You dont even fucking need stands if you are just changing to a spare. you dont have to go underneath the goddamn car. I wish OP was dead honestly cause this thread really hurts my belief in humanity.

got it fixed already?

Watching YouTube videos /= knowing exactly how to do the thing.

If only google and YouTube could make experts out of everyone.

You can learn a bit from it sure. But i wouldnt go jack up my car after watching a video

dude you have no idea how easy it is to work on cars. Everyone is just a dumbass. I am a mechanic. I want to kill myself right now because I really do wish people took care of their own cars.

AAA rescued him

when this happens put the tire back and remove the jack and try to make it stable

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i changed a timing belt and a water pump without any prior experience on the engine... with a YT video... if you are a retard YT wont help you tho

Thanks! at least he got help

Its probably real. Since the pads didn't break, they were likely using bi-metalic brake pads which ruin rotors and they never replaced the rotor. The thinner the rotor got, the quicker material rubbed away.

Probably government/company vehicles.

Brake pads have a redundancy where there's a few holes in the metal part of the pad with brake material going all the way through. That way, when a woman has worn out brakes, she's still capable of stopping even when the pads are down to metal.

I'm sure he is by now. That, or his next picture will be of his car with that rotor smashed into the concrete after his faggy jack fell and his stubbornness prevented him from finding something to put under the car.

I agree with the user you responded to. There is no way you can not notice let alone drive with half a fucking brake rotor.

The rotor is wore down so much so that it shows the owner/driver has avoided proper maintenance. His stopping power is greatly diminished and is potentially unsafe.

see

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no. Its staged. You have no idea what kind of noise comes out of even the smallest scratch on a rotor that looks perfectly fine from a foot away.

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This is a fabrication.

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This is awesome.

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You’re doing great op! Now all you have to do is remove the other back tire to adjust the weight ratios

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they may have been changing pads not realising that the caliper was only working one side and forgot to measure the the thickness of the disk

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No that is made up bullshit. Do not pretend to know about cars.

>Let's do this
Bucket didn't realize its slogan would be misinterpreted this badly

you have to also trust that the fudge nugget that works on your car doesn't fuck something up

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suprised no one noticed that the bearing cap is also missing...

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