Is my dick actually that bad Yea Forums? I know it’s on the small side but it can’t possibly be that bad. I got walked out on the only time a girl saw it, and I’m pretty sure she was just a size queen.
Anyways, what can I do to make up for the lack of having a big dick? What are some tips/techniques that will help me out the next time I get a girl in my room?
Also I posted this here a little while back and a lot of people were just assholes, so I’d appreciate it if no one flamed in this thread. Thanks.
If a girl walked out on me the first time i exposed my dick, I would have off'd myself. Good Luck OP
Jacob Jenkins
Lol, that think looks smaller than a portobello mushroom my friend. You should just get a sex change, then maybe someone would fuck you.
Gavin Garcia
They offer a procedure to get it bigger. Might want to think about that. Honestly didn't know they even got that small
Levi Bell
these, my dude. just be more attentive in the bedroom to make up for it. I'm sure you'll find girls who either a) don't care or b) will overlook it because they like you
Liam Peterson
You've gotten your answer before.
Isaiah Sullivan
You beat your dick to Pattycake, don't you?
Levi Smith
p gross
Noah Baker
Dont be ashamed OP. You can't help it. Anybody who loves you will love you simply for you. The most important thing to focus on is the clit anyway, so you're fine :)
William Howard
This is honestly the best, and most realistic course of action if you'd ever like to get anything close to sex.
Noah Perez
I mean it looks fun to suck but no girl is gonna be happy or even content with that in their poos. Sorry lad
Jaxson Roberts
Drop some.pounds
Colton Fisher
Freak
Liam Wood
What’s it look like soft? Femanon here, genuinely curious because I’m into soft dicks.
Understand that emotions are a big part of sex for women and learn how to be amazing at basically everything else
Jonathan Martinez
uhm, making fun of either is a dick move. usually people can't help either so if you make fun of that, you're just an asshole
Dylan James
Honestly, Shave, exercise.
Brayden Scott
pretty much
Owen Carter
Mr President, is that you again? Shouldn't you be bankrupting the country or starting a nuclear war or something?
Benjamin Wood
Look on the bright side, you'll make a great cuck boy for some woman who likes real men. Learnt o like eating come.
Matthew Green
I'll talk shit on bitches I don't care. I've talked about this one fat girl's battery acid tasting/smelling pussy right infront of female coworkers. Niggas can fire me
Jaxson Perez
Eat healthier and exercise more. If you're desperate maybe get a surgery. Kek. I would get the surgery. That thing is smaller than my pinky. Like my sisters friends say.
>"Smaller than my pinky, don't fuck it or you're a chinky"
No girl wants to be a chink fucking small miserable dicks.
Juan Campbell
I think they're using that word wrong
Sebastian Stewart
Took this pic the last thread for another femanon, are girls actually attracted to soft dicks?
Your complete and utter twig of a penis makes me feel much better about myself
Nathaniel Foster
is that flaccid or erect? How big is it when you are hard?
Camden Myers
Thats a micro penis buddy...
Nathaniel Ross
Get good at eating pussy
Ryan Nguyen
Jesus Christ...does it burrow inside your body when it's cold outside?
Luke Stewart
THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST THREAD
Lincoln Cook
lmao my dick gets like that after i jack off sometimes. i think its partly bad diet. my dick is a little over 6" erect
Nathaniel Stewart
wowza that thing is tiny, thanks for the confidence boost OP at least I'm not you
Jeremiah Stewart
That might actually be a medical condition called micro penis
Caleb Thompson
It’s not a micropenis, its 2.8 inches and a micropenis is 2.5 or less
Yeah it does when it’s really cold, but it’s honestly kind of a benefit because it keeps it warm
Levi Fisher
IS this the same guy who had is dick turned into a meme?
Charles Watson
Your problem isn't your dick, it's you. Not trying to hurt your feelings OP, but you need to realize that people are a package deal, and you are more than your dick. I'm not going to lie to you and say that it isn't a factor, because it is, but the rest of your body, as well as who you are, are going to play a much bigger role in not only more opportunities with sex, it's going to more times than any be THE deciding factor.
Do you think any of the women you are attracted to would turn down the opportunity to fuck any number of hot celebrities they pine for in modern society? Something like a "technique" or tip isn't going to take you the distance in satisfying someone in bed if the rest of you isn't up to par.
You don't need anything complex, just be in shape, take care of your hygiene, be a goal driven individual, have a sense of humor and know how to hold a conversation.
Although if you actually want something you can actively work on when it comes to your dick, I can tell from this picture, assuming this is the norm, that you have erection issues, you've got at LEAST .5 an inch left in there just from having poor circulation, maybe even more if you are overweight.
Logan Anderson
I hope youre putting in work with those extra .3 inches lmao
David White
J
Evan Campbell
Kill yourself
Sebastian Butler
Shit dude I thought the original picture was soft..I'm sorry
Blake Thompson
...
Owen Wilson
K
Cameron Parker
Honestly, either get really good at eating pussy or kill yourself and start over. If I were you, I would choose the second option. But I'm not.. so yay!
dude has a 2.8 inch penis. i think there is a problem with the dick
no patience for people who feel the need to overcomplicate everything just because they're uncomfortable with the obvious conclusion
Cameron Gomez
HAHAHAHA holy shit is that from his last thread?
David Gray
Bumping so more people flame
Kevin Williams
Cant believe you posted your pathetic little pee pee online. No one is ever going to touch that tiny thing. It’s an enlarged clit, and it’s completely useless.
Levi Ortiz
When a girl says it’s a micropenis are you going to pull out a ruler and say “Wait no it’s not, look! It’s .3 inches bigger than a micropenis!”
Give up.
Jayden Allen
Femanon here, your dick is quite small but what does your ass look like? I personally am into guys’ asses and maybe other girls would be into yours as well. What does it look like? Do you mind showing me?
Austin Perez
Yeah I only got this one but people were making a fuck ton
Alexander Evans
i dont know spanish but Work a lot on the oral and then have sex.
Mason Mitchell
can that little thingie even spurt?
Aiden Adams
Better lose weight and start HRT, it'd make a cute feminine penis
I just dont get it... why do people post the same shit expecting different results. This is fucking Yea Forums
Noah Foster
Can you post a picture of your hairline? Dick isn't everything.
Evan Clark
It's a lot smaller than mine and I'm not even that big. That would probably be considered a micropenis.
Ayden Harris
Put a sharpie in your butt, then post the pic. Also make sure your face is in the pic too.
Tyler Lopez
Your dick isn't just small; it's fucking weird-shaped. If you lost some weight, your dick would look bigger, since you've got like two inches of fat hiding the base of your mortally minuscule member.
Cameron Davis
but didn’t you see? he told us it’s 2.8 inches and that it has to be 2.5 or less to be a micropenis. therefore his dick is average!
Anthony James
this
Cameron Anderson
Seconded
Tyler Walker
I have enormous insecurities about my 5.5 inches. Refused to shower in gym. Too insecure to date. I can't imagine how you feel. Poor bastard.
Well, it's almost like a penis... but much smaller obviously and the shape is wrong. No. If I was going to make a penis, I definitely wouldn't start with whatever that is.
Aiden Collins
Lmao he posted soft in the thread. It’s pathetically small
Evan Murphy
Ouch, time to buy an F150.
Camden Williams
Is that flaccid? When soft I'm only 3 inches.
When hard i grow to 6 - 7 inches depending on how horny I am.
Charles Campbell
...
Justin Stewart
Damn sorry dude.
Go to China for penis enlargement? They do anything for money.
You gay by chance? Faggots love pretending there are feminine penis.
John Kelly
also a 5.5 here. I let it scare me off from sex for awhile but after having some drunken escapades where my confidence is higher than normal... i realized size actually doesn't matter all that much. Im 5.5 inches (as I said) but I can still make girls cum without foreplay and shit. Big benefit I have is that i can last for fucking hours if I want to. But the biggest key to making a chick enjoy the sex is litterally just making her enjoy the sex. Talk to her, make it fun, joke around while fucking! Trust me man, its alot easier than you think. I have a second date with a girl in a few days. We fucked on the first date and she told me that shed been with 18 dudes. But for days following that she kept on telling me how good that sex was and that she cant wait to fuck again. maybe I am being ignorant, but I feel like if she was gonna lie to me about the sex being good she would say it while we were fucking, not in the days afterward
Evan Mitchell
well i am gay and i guess that the reason was my size.... but i enjoy being bottom for sure
Femanon here, maybe it's just me but I'd say anything above 5 is plenty. Females these days tend to be greedy in terms of dick haha. 5 inches is a solid length for a pleasant bj but I hate choking lol. If i loved a dude I could care less about a baby dick.
Luke Nguyen
damn.
Anthony Campbell
All these guys saying you should learn to eat pussy..but as a 29 year old married dude that has been around the block, eveb with a 6 1/2 inch fat dick...at the end of the night they want to get drilled.
You cant just eat the pussy all the time. They want to be mounted and rode hard most times, i dont hsve tue biggest dick but I do know what its like to bruise your dick slamming into their cervix.
I have a 1 year old son, and OP's penis looks like his when I change his diaper. Sorry OP...nature dealt you a shitty hand.
this, thank you femanon. dont have smoll pp my self but i feel bad for the ones that were dealt a shitty hand. and knowing theres girls like femanon here makes me feel a little better.
Dylan Miller
I feel bad for op..most of us guys go through life with an average dick thinking its not a good size. ... Then you see some guy's small dicks and wish you could help. Iike those ASPCA or starving African kid commercials.
It's honestly not fair that some guys are born with anything below an average sized dick.
Caleb Cox
unfortunately life isnt that fair.... as i said before my size is 2.7 inches. my older brother is around inches.... but thats life... we are all different
If no guys had dicks under 5 inches, then the average would be higher, making guys and girls think that 5 inches is tiny.
Michael Richardson
You're right. When I was a teenager I seen my brothers dick a few times. Fucking baseball bat with a huge head on it. It boggles me because we we have the same dad.
We are both in our 30's now and wether he can helo it or not his fucking dick is like bulging out his pants and down his thigh.
Good for him I guess.
Jack Morgan
Mostly 5 inches to 6 inches at least
Michael Barnes
for sure we have the same father.... its like my brother stole all the size from me... :P he is a pretty hung guy really.... he is really fucking lucky and for sure he is so proud about his dick
Evan Johnson
if it was just a fling to get drilled? I'm out. I'm way more of a foreplay person so if OP isn't an ugly tard I would deal.
Jayden Jackson
yeah, but 5 inches would be enough to satisfy and choke a woman. not 2.8 tho
Alexander Robinson
haha totally dude thanks, I am apparently a rare breed of woman but personality can be better than penis size even if it sounds cheesy.
Jace Flores
Yeah. 2.8 is literally what kids before puberty are working with. Piss-function only.
Like seriously, Ops balls are bigger than his cock.
Sorry OP.
Nathaniel Fisher
haha lol
Sebastian Morales
>rare breed of woman
You mean a fat desperate chick who will take what she can get.
Iv been around, and at some point women want to get fucked by a reasonable sized dick. Its just nature.
Whole babies pass through these things.
Julian Howard
Nope she wasn’t a size queen, just wanted a bit of pleasure and knew that thing wasn’t up to ye job
Parker Foster
Lmao sadly no, just not a very sexual person. Of course I'd prefer about 5+ inches but if the owner of the dick is decent I'll deal ya know?
Brody Edwards
because women can get raped
Kayden Cooper
whats the max you prefer?
Adrian Carter
holy shit its my neighbour
Wyatt Peterson
do you live in guam by any chance? does ur name start with k?
cause you talk and act like my girl lmfao
Isaac Nguyen
You must be young. After a few years in a relationship sex gets different. I cant see my wife staying with me if I had a 2 inch cock no matter how cool I am.
Like seriously you have to atleast be able to get sperm onto the cervix to have a family. A 2 inch penis will barely get past the pussy lips. >inb4 what If i dont want a family
At some point all women want to be bred.
Andrew Long
Why not, Asian gf?
Eli Turner
My general rule is anything above 7 is essentially useless so I would say 7.5 is my personal limit. I wanna get fucked not ripped in half.
Thomas Thomas
No and no haha, sounds like you have a neat girl though put me on her waiting list buddy.
Nathaniel Torres
This user's right you know? There is a big difference between vaginal and clitoral orgasm and there are smart girls out there who know the difference and are really fine with clitoral orgasmus because they are used to it. Keep your head high.
Not "the clit anyway" , there are big differences on where to put the stimuli for an orgasm, when handling the female body.
Hudson Richardson
time to overcompensate with an expensive car/boat/motorbike holy shit its tiny, do you also have big ears and are balding? god hates you.
Brayden Parker
Haha holy shit, that legit looks like his soft dick
Tyler Cooper
The right part is black, still micropenis \O/
Angel Mitchell
Even this Godzilla clitted bitch wants atleast a 6 inch dick to fill her up and rail her.
Its sucks but female vaginas extend to almost 5 inches naturally when they are horny. Why else would the male average be 5inches.
Process of elimination. The male average is 6 inches because for thousands of years they prefered to fuck males of a certain size. Thus men with an atleast an average size were allowed to mate.
Julian Turner
it looks intersex to be honest.
Owen Ramirez
Op this is average
Samuel Bailey
Looks like popping a pimple
Henry Brown
Proof that God doesn't exist
Nicholas Gutierrez
Why is your dick black but your hand/rest of your body brown?
Eli Martin
Op its small but not micro. Head seems okay. This is how you need to fuck: Instead of thrusting in and out, try an up and down grinding style. Press yourselves tightly together, rub her lips and clit into your pelvis, and use leverage to stretch the hole.
Ian King
Same femanon here, don't mind what they are saying. When I said ass I meant asshole and I can't really see it in this pic.
David Harris
What a pathetic penis. Can’t believe he posted a pic of it on the internet. I’d be way too ashamed.
Jack Gray
100 times too...
Jacob Ward
Do what this guy said op. Just focus on the clit. Dont listen to cervix punchers
Jaxon Long
*Do oral sex and use sexual toys ;)
Jackson Collins
Loosen your grip before you twist it all the way round
Jonathan Williams
And this
Ryder Lewis
On a side note of this topic, how much times should a dude in their early 20s (19-24) be able to cum in a session? I have friends who say they fuck 4+ times in a night with some girls, whereas I only can do maybe 1 round a night. On cock size thought, Im glad Im average/above
Zachary Scott
Looks like 5.5 inch girth. 5.5 is thicker than 90 percent of the planet. Nice chode bro.
Wyatt Wright
Before you kill yourself for being a genetic failure, please remember that there are 1000s of scientists out there right now trying to figure out how to make a dick bigger, and it will probably be cracked in the next 50 years.
This means that while you may never have a big weiner, your son might have the biggest dick of them all. All the other parents will blush and say "no no, my son's normal penis is just fine!!" while you pain will push you to say "no, give him the biggest dick you got." and your offspring will be more successful in the long run.
The future belongs to those who appreciate genetic misfortune and do something about it
Easton Sanders
Yes daddy please kill my cervix.
William Thompson
This is some weird bait
Kayden Rogers
Perfect for sucking.
Noah Miller
Lick my clit and ill lick yours
Jose Carter
Are you a femanon?
Eli Williams
You're supposed to measure from the pubic bone to account for differing fat pad thickness
Two possibilities: >find someone with a tiny dick fetish. Yes they exist. >find someone who really loves you and doesn't care about the size
Also you should train oral and fingering You'll be fine
Zachary James
U can move to asia bro and no one is gonna notice
Luke Cruz
>Everyone knows each other's dick size too true
Brandon Moore
Its not all about big dicks user. Who care's you got small p and people saying they have large p. Face it be a man not a boy with BALLS.
Leo Anderson
>Is my dick actually that bad Yea Forums? yes mr president, it is..
Gabriel Jenkins
ok so its really small, but if you were super sweet person and i loved you, wed figure something out with toys, so get a girl to like you, so if she isnt a total bitch she will work with you.
Aiden Barnes
Femanon here. If someone actually likes you they will find a way to fuck you no matter what you're working with. Two women can have satisfying sex so penis size really isn't a factor.
I had a very pleasurable night with someone that was your size. He did know how to work it. Much better than my average sized ex that would just try to shove it into me.
My tips for penis in vagina sex are to thrust a little upwards while in missionary and grind your pubic bone into her clit. It feels amazing when done right. You can stick your fingers inside her vagina and stimulate her gspot while you're fucking her doggy style. That also feels really good.
I would also get more experimental with it. Try toys and other forms of sex. Prostate simulation can feel really amazing for guys, maybe you'll find a nice girl that loves you fuck you! Who knows? Just be open to trying different things.
Youre an inch smaller hard then an average is when soft. The average erect girth is a tube of toothpaste which youre clearly not. Lesbians do like scissoring though so learn from them. Rub your groins together.
Bentley Cook
Average girth, slightly below average length. Yes youre fine
It’s not a micropenis, its 2.8 inches and a micropenis is 2.5 or less.
>Knowing full well for all intents and purposes he has what any girl would look at as a micropenis but still trying to arguing semantics, and on Yea Forums of all places.
