Official Yea Forumsloc Thread #I lost count

The well is already so filthy so no one will notice. Also I doubt anyone would stop you.

Yeah probably. It's user error though. Maintenance can do no wrong.

Can I borrow a wrench?

You can have it for 2 meat rations. Not the recycled ones though.

Lower Floors, Area #12 Subsection C

To all Workers:
It has come to my attention that a number of easily preventable accidents have occurred due to Workers not leaving things alone. I understand the urge to explore these lower sections, but do not go throwing switches or opening valves without direct clearance from Tower Engineering. When you have clearance to operate equipment, DOUBLE CHECK your written instructions to ensure you are performing the specified action at the correct station.

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This flooded section took nearly 8 hours to pump dry, and less than 8 minutes to refill after a Worker mistakenly opened a valve directly adjacent to the one he was instructed to open. No one was injured during the incident, but a simple glance at the label and checklist would have prevented what will now be another 8 hour delay on critical repairs.

It's not that difficult, people.

-LFA Reclamation On-site Deputy Foreman, Jamie Pierce

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They're in the shutter. Get them out and they are yours.

Nice! I haven't had real meat in months!

Meat loaf

What is horse?

Is... There is thing, down in sub block. Level 500. Shoulders are as tall as a man, and it has hoofed feet.
Makes a clickity-clack sound as it runs after you.
Four legs, and a long face.
Clickity clack.

Horse is like that, except won't eat and rape you if it catches you.

There was also
"Get out of my Bloc" with the bloc ogre, and the negro who was that weird fantasy creature who made jokes about waffles.
That was close to horse. They say they used to have them in the garden warehouses for racing, but during a famine they had to eat them.

I'm a newer Diver to the scene, looking for any contracts that people may have. Lost artifacts or anything to keep an eye out for, I'll make sure to get it for you.. for a price of course.

is is Kolyat,

I am on sub-3000 with supplies to last me a few weeks. I have supplemented these supplies with things found down here in the dark. Not that sub-3000 is dark.

Whatever is down here with me keeps the lights on.

Whatever is down here with me knows I have enough thermite to cut through the iron door between me and sub-3001.
It knows this.
I know it knows this, because for the first time since I first came down here during the middle of last year I can see it. I can hear it.
It haunts this place, growling at the corner of my eyes and behind me. It is waiting for me to make a move.
There are skeletons here, laid out like some kind of mausoleum. I now know why. I've had a chance to look at them.
Gas masks, armour, broken bones. I was not the first down here, just the first to return to speak of what I saw.
The creature respects the dead.
It entombs those it has slain with it.

Pray for me,
Bloc to prosper,
Kolyat.

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Maintenance Announcement:

Maintenance would like to use this opportunity to remind all citizens that any talk of the following is classed as religious propaganda and/or prohibited topics.

The "Outside"
An "Exit"
"The Bottom Floor"
"The Top Floor"
"Russian Standard Vodka"
"Clean Oxygen"
"Trees"

Anyone found distributing this nonsense or found to be a repeat offender of this disruptive behavior will be conscripted into the cleaning crew.

We recommend that if you are having these thoughts you visit your floor medic for a check up and mental evaluation.

Regards,

Maintenance

It's been a long time Natasha. I miss you. I hope you are still alive. We had to split up. I didn't want it to be this long, but if we stayed together the rats would have gotten us. I hope you see this.

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Transcript:

A few quick flashes, followed by the Panopticon logo. White noise plays.
Title card - Modified Janitorial Assignment Procedure.

Info Card:
The Gamma 9 procedure has been designed to produce Janitors with a slightly higher critical thinking capacity. This is to produce Janitorial staff able to work more sophisticated jobs, such as waste pipe maintenance. Typically, waste pipe maintenance requires a fully capable citizen; due to the unsavory nature of the job morale is below tolerable levels and Bloc morale follows.

White tiles. Surgical table. A doctor in a mask approaches a strapped down subject. Subject is a 40 year old woman in a surgical gown, tranquilized and strapped down. Printed on her gown are the numbers 408. Her head has been shaved.
Subject's eyes are open and darting about inside her head, but her body does not move. She is awake for the entire procedure.
The Doctor, face unseen, features unrecognizable under a plastic white Haz-Suit.

The Doctor affixes a metal crown around her head, then produces a circular electrical surgical saw. The metal disk whirs up, and the doctor uses the crown to guide the blade through the skull.
The subject's eyes continue to dart around; her vitals, barely visible on the monitor in the back, remain steady.

The doctor removes the top of her skull to expose her brain.

/
Doctor begins to show off a tray of vials of chemicals, tubs of paste and empty syringes. These are labeled with numbers. No corresponding key is provided.

Doctor uses the first paste to draw on the Subject's exposed brain. Guide lines across the hemispheres. The camera moves with the Doctor for a close up as they work. Lines are drawn in a fluorescent green. Doctor proceeds step by step.

Pastes 2 and 3 are applied to the left and right hemisphere, the left hemisphere receives paste 4. The brain stem has Syringe 5 inserted into it, with 40mg of whatever clear liquid inside injected into it. Syringes 6,7,8 are then carefully inserted into three sections of each hemisphere, at different heights. The frontal lobe is injected with a syringe of chemical 9, then is removed by ice pick lobotomy.

Subjects eyes stop darting around step 5. Subject starts crying at step 7. Subject ceases response and vitals plummet at 9
/
Subject is sat up, the inside of the skull cap is doused in chemical 10, then paste 11. It is then re-applied to the subject. Secondary surgeons move in, likely to complete the rest of the surgery.

[Video Ends]

This is.. my Intranet journal I'm Kent.
I'm trying out Diving as it seems better than the dull life of sitting around in my home floor. Already I regret this. I got hold of a Zip Gun and a few supplies to keep my hunger at bay while subjicating myself to the lower floors of the bloc. I am now trapped with some beast on.. what I can only think is Sub-250. My gas mask is still working so that's a relief and I still have my gun but.. I am scared. I hope I can get through this place. It gives me the creeps. The only thing I found of use is some dead guy's Gas Mask, looked kind of recent. He had a bit of ammo so I decided to pack that in as well but no gun.. strange.

//Link//
//Upload of Bloc to the Future//
65 mins.
/A group of young friends construct a car in the hall of floor 600, and find out that by going really fast they can travel through time.
The resolve to prevent the murder of the MCs mother by reversing the car through the hall. The footage is poorly edited, and contains an actual car they built out of scrap parts.
This car runs over an old woman and a child. They leave this in the film along with drunken laughter.
There is a 5 minute intermission of the actors drinking at a bar, as they recorded with the same camera. It is apparently one of their birthdays.
Following the intermission, they attempt to save the MCs mother. A drunken brawl between the MC, his friends and the Antagonist breaks out. At one point the character playing the mother gets clipped by an errant punch, and swings back with a haymaker which breaks one of the secondary characters jaw.
The murder is prevented. After a chase scene leads the Antag to be captured by "Maint" represented by teenagers in cardboard costumes.
The characters travel back to the future, but upon opening the door to their apartment find it filled with man sized insects (made out of cardboard and scrap metal)
Film ends on the characters all screaming.//

//Link//
//Upload of Champion//
//A five hour epic about a young man who wants to be the Strongest fighter in the bloc.
There is no plot. He simply says he will be the strongest and has minor monologues. Attempts at dialogue are tried, but the actors keep forgetting their lines. An hour into the movie, the director swears and gives up declaring this will now be a documentary.
The following four hours are a montage of drunken brawls, boxing matches, knife fights and melees.
The film ends after the "Champion" is curb stomped against the well wall by a Maint officer.
A small viking funeral in one of the Storage closets closes out the film as it fades to black.//

Anyone have any info on where I can get a zip gun? I have a meat ration I'm willing to use to help get information flowing.

//Link//
/Upload of -Vid-909099-/
/A man sits alone in a room for eight minutes, and takes his own life by sticking a pipe into the artery in his leg and letting the blood flow out./

I need samples. I'm opening a bestiary to catalouge all the species of plants and beasts in the bloc. Right now I need subfloor mold. The aggressive kind.

Intranet Journal log two/
/Start/
Hello.. it's me again.. I've made it down another few levels without much issue. I saw one of the creatures.. the "Crawlers" as some of the other Divers refer to them as.. slimy bug things. I hate bugs. One of them got close enough to where I had to kill it.. I think I did it a mercy, anyhow I'm now on two fourty six. These things are everywhere and their spawn remind me of why I stuck to my old floor. I trudge through it all, finding nothing useful.
/Entry end/

//Link//
/Upload of Kara/
/Kara is a 30 something year old manager of a steam plant. She's in a rut. She can't get the plant going, and her reviews are coming in. However, a new worker takes her interest and the two start a whirlwind romance that revitalises her love of life and work.
An hour-thirty, by the numbers romantic comedy. Competently made. But poorly filmed. The cameraman can't keep his hands steady, so the whole film looks terrible.

Sounds good. I'm already getting there now so I'll contact you when I can. Send me a basic idea of what the stuff looks like and how to contain it and consider it done. What can you pay me in?

It's orange and flows towards people. I'll pay you in Rubits what else?

Some people offer an item repayment, how many rubits?

200 Rubits per 8 ounces of orange mold.

Alright.. what floor are you on? I'll bring it up as soon as I can.

500. Let them know the mushroom farmer sent you. The slavs will let you pass... Probably.

Making a bestiary are you? i have something that might interest you
>Cap

If not a Zip Gun fixes many issues pretty easily. See you when I get done.

Hello citizens of the Yea Forumsloc. Does your floor lack the UV lights need for healthy living? Or do you simply want a tan? Either way I can help you! Find the UV Express store on floor 300! We sell and install!

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Threaten them again and I'll make sure this diving trip is your last.

Yes? What?

WOW! I love this stuff. I feel so happy, clean, and healthy. Maintenance always makes the greatest stuff! You n eed to try P96 Bubbly!

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/Intranet Journal Entry #3/
Kent again. Got a job for once, going back into that nightmare. Some fungus and what not, I try to avoid these creatures but they smell my fear.. buzzing by just as I get into cover. I hate them. I hate how they scare me with their flapping wings and repulsive eyes. I found the fungus.. it came to me which made it even easier. I scooped it up into a few old jars I had lying around.. man said two hundred Rubits for eight ounces and I need the Rubits bad. I spent most of my Rubits on my gear. I filled each jar as full as I could, not leaving any bit empty. The jars were standard size and all, maybe sixteen ounces for each one of em' decided to stop at three, these creatures are everywhere. I needed to get out before I encountered another one..
/Entry 3 Ends/

Making my way up to five hundred, three jars about sixteen ounces each. Is that enough for you?

I suppose. That should be enough to learn how to grow it.

Last year a group of explorers came by, looking to loot. I only found the corpses of the men, and after a few months i started seeing strange rats that walked on two legs. After a few generations of selective breeding the mutant rat genes were able to mix with humans, bringing a form of humanoid. You can use them for meat, workforce (and you may or may not be able to fuck them)
what say you? interested?

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Lockdownnnnn maintenance lol
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I've lost her. I finally found her, but... not how I wanted. It won't last. It won't. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!

>fuck off with your sketchy discord

I doubt your story. You are most likely just mad.

Terminal Log #1298//Resident #1004//Suicide
I lost Julia in the commons fire last year and things aren't getting better. I'm sorry I couldn't be stronger for you, darling. To anyone reading this terminal message know you aren't to blame. I humbly request that maintenance share my rations and belongings with the residents of my block. God save my soul.

Excerpt from the Diver Primer:

The Divers Code is as follows:
* Honour the deal to the best of your ability. Divers do not promise, divers deliver, die or deny.
* Only another diver understands another diver, we will try to get along even if we don't like each other.
* First come, first dibs. This is the scavengers rule. It you want it, trade for it.
* Do not sabotage the endeavours of other divers, only one of us will survive in the end once we're at eachothers throats.
* We all live in the block, we all live under the watch, we are all divers; do not act to besmirch the good name of the profession.
* Survival is easier with friends watching each others back.
* Do not let another diver suffer for nothing, if it is in your power to assist, then assist.
* We all share the Dive, share as much as you are willing. Information helps us bring prosperity to the block.
* Grant Mercy to the fatally wounded, no one should suffer in the dark for long.

Yeah.. got past the Slavs. They didn't believe me at first but after showing them the fungus shit they seemed convinced. I'm coming up now.. what room should I meet you at?

Well, this guy by the name of Cas traded me some goods in exchange for a few slave mutant rats, and they seem to be doing well for him. Ask him if you see him
>Cap

Maintenance Response:
Request: Denied
Reason: Inefficient use of time.
Notes: Spread your belonging among the citizens youself. Rations are allocated per person to suit living needs. No more are needed for any one person.

He's dead you mongloid. Do you not have eyes to see a dead man and a suicide terminal log.

Maintenance Response:
Rules Violation: Xq9.6
Punishment: Conscription into Janitorial.
Notes: Do not insult Maintenance. Responses are courteous and a learning oportunity for all.

this is the trash building, right, in suth AAvrika, where the trash piled up in the centre to the 14th floor, and when they finally removed it all, they found long-dead bodies in there.

Yeah. Good times.

Good times.

Excerpt from Kolyat's Guide to the Sublevels:

1-50:
Maint Controlled.

1-50 contain an assortment of utilities, Living spaces, and workplaces.
This is also the main location of prison blocks, many of the apartments being converted into cells or gulags for those who commit crimes not worth being assigned to janitorial duty, or those awaiting to be transferred.
There are also power plants, sewage treatment plants, and more down here. The Well is oft concreted over to provide more work space, and discourage suicides.

51-72
The Underslum
A section of relatively safe Sub levels occupied by the homeless. Maint do not divert power here, and instead leave the dwellers of the under slum in the dark. Forced to cooperate with one another, the community has become tight knit if insular and untrusting. Especially of outsiders promising change. The last change was them being condemned to the sub levels.

> I believe so. It's an interesting place that spawned this idea here.

wat the fuck is this thread?

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>The ramblings of mad men. Reading up on all that has been posted should give you a good idea.

Maintenance Announcement:

Maintenance would like to alert citizens that the vending machines are now up and running on each floor for basic essentials such as Water and food.

Anyone found tampering with the vending machines and adding their own items to them will be punished.

Maintenance and Management will add more items in the coming months.

Thank you for you cooperation.

Regards,
Maintenance.

The south medical room. I'm on my shift. I'll pay you and you will leave. Do not return looking for work here.

***SCAM WARNING***

He is trying to pass off three taped-together rat skeletons as a child skeleton. It is worth a half-portion of rations, at best.

[BULLETIN]
Floor: 868
Re: Food price increase in A Block and F Block

It is with deep sadness that I report to you today that employees lives were lost while maintenance was being performed in our Alternative Rations processing plant 23A7-H.

Due to an unforeseen incident involving slurry processing equipment, Alternative Rations will now require 50 Rubits instead of 30. This price increase is a temporary measure and will expire in 30 cycles.

The incident is suspected to be sabotage due to the presence of graffiti disparaging our fine Rations as "recycled food", and the investigation is ongoing. Cleanup and maintenance teams have been delayed, once by a crowd of Residents angry over the price increase, and twice by the discovery of additional human remains. The investigation will reveal whether the victims were the traitorous saboteurs, or unfortunate employees.

It is important to understand the valuable role Alternative Rations serve. What may have once been discarded as waste can now be processed into something that sustains the very life of our Residents. Sabotage hurts us all. Report all suspicious activity and any persons making statements that could be construed as disparaging Rations or expressions of support for the traitors.

Cmom man! I'm just trying to feed my kid and me.

hello?
hello, maintenance?

there's a strange smell on 3459, corridor 7, somewhere around west 760.
I think somebody needs to investigate.

Maintenance, I would like to request 7.62x59r cartridges be added to the vending machines. Either they were neglected to be added, or they have sold out on my floor. I would like to not have to rappel down to ground level again once I'm down to my last can. The air is very thin up here.

Everyone ignore him. He sniffed the orange goo. He was just making drugs. There is no problem nor is he that high up.

/Maint High Sec Team 10 report/
/The walls are littered with the rambling of a madman, this is what we have deciphered./
The rats talk to me. They really do. They tell me the secrets behind the walls. They really, really do. I promise. Listen to the rats. The rats love me. My lovely rats. I love the rats. I love the rats. I love the rats.
/End of the wall ramblings and onto the formal report/
I am.. highly confused. Even the rest of the Squad seems put off by this.. 'Rat Man' as they call him. I think we should do a sweep to get rid of anymore.. "disturbances" on this floor.. floor 52. We got a report of something like this but we thought it was another Drunkard's tale.
/Maint High Sec Team 10 CmD, report over/

Alright, I'm waiting outside the room right now, what'd I do wrong?

Maintenance Response:
Request: Denied
Reason: Ammunition must be specially ordered.
Notes: Put a request in on floor 700. ALSO FREFRAIN FROM CALLING FLOOR 0 THE "GROUND FLOOR". THERE IS NO OUTSIDE OR GROUND.

Maintenance Announcement:

We'd like to remind citizens once again that talk of a ground floor, a roof, a "top floor", an "outside", or any talk of the sky will be grounds for eviction or conscription into the cleaning crew.

Regards,
Maintenance

Maintenance Response:
Order: Continue sweep and capture subject for interrogation.
Notes: None.

Nothing, leave it there. The funds have been electronically added. You can access the funds at a vending machine if anything. Enjoy the Rubits.

/Report 02 of Maint. Squad 10/
The 'Rat Man' escaped us. We found his hideout and.. it was disgusting. Dead rats everywhere. He somehow burrowed into one of the walls, there was blood all around the hole.. suggesting.. clawing? He eventually resorted to tools but, this almost caused my breakfast to make a hasty reappearance. The Squad too. We found more of his ramblings, half of it's just scribbles but I can make out maybe three sentences of it.. I'll add it in after the report. Anyway, he escaped injured, not sure how injured but I know with 7.62 in his side or leg he won't make it very far.
/End of the report, the Rat Man's ramblings are what follow/
The rats are dead! They are! I ate one and he was delicious so I ate more and more and more! They come to me because they know I need them. I tell them when they talk to me. My poor babies offer themselves to me.. for my sustenance! I love my rats I do I do I do.
/End of the full Report from Maint. Squad 10 CmD/

Request to Maintenance: Clean up the dead body stinking up my block. It's been a week now and Eric (God rest his soul) is rotting away. Forwarding the terminal shared with our block in regards to the suicide:

I will.. enjoy the.. glowy stuff.

Maintenance Response:
Request: Approved
Reason: Healthy and Safety
Notes: A janitor has been sent.

Floor 365 here. Some faggot is talking about "windows" and the "outside world" to my kids. I tried throwing some possi carcassus at em, but he just ends up raping it. Any help would be great.

Maintenace Response:
A Highsec Officer has been sent to the location. Thank you for doing your civil duty citizen. You have been granted (1) extra ration.

My mother should have aborted me.
That is all.
-Ulrov

Throwing pregnant women down the well is the best form of abortion even if Maintenance dislikes it.

Maintenance request: Floor 736
Heater went out 3 days ago. I lost little Timmy and things are getting cold. Is anyone out there?

Hello citizens of the Yea Forumsloc. Does your floor lack the UV lights need for healthy living? Or do you simply want a tan? Either way I can help you! Find the UV Express store on floor 300! We sell and install!

We are still open and even have a safe on the more powerful lights. They probably do not cause cancer.

Wtf is this shit

Maintenance Response:
Request: Approved
Reason: Health and Safety
Notes: A Maintenance worker has been allocated to you.

Please hurry! Its ever so cold and I burned my last coal. Its so cold I cant concentrate. There are even no bodies left to burn. The ventilation shafts are making that noise again. God its so cold....

/Diving Log 04/
Kent again. This floor is eerily quiet. I've made it down to Sub-240 and I found something of actual use.. it seems a creature got hold of a High Sec and.. brought him here? He's pretty much ravaged save for his belt and bag... and even those have some repairable bits in them.. this doesn't look like the work of a Crawler, they take the corpses back to feast on. This feels eerily human and I don't like it. The poor fuck's eyes were clawed out.. maybe I should send in an anonymous call to Maint. but I doubt they'd send a team over one poor guy. The guy's bag had some simple tools and some extra clips, the bullets read 55.6, pretty sure that's the good type. I'll see what I can sell these for when I'm done down here.
/End of Diving Log 03/

>I burned my last coal
coalburner detected. Maintenance request retracted.

Seem legit. Don't let catch you saying that, but I had a chuckle. Hopefully they won't get you for impersonation.

/Squad Ten, Reporting a Miscount to Maint./
We are missing a squad member from the last sweep, I can only assume the 'Rat Man' got him somehow.. crazy bastard. Unit 189 was the one lost, sad to see him go. He was a good soldier. We recovered his gun after some searching and are returning to base immediately.
/Miscount report over, the team comes safely back to base after a few hours of walking/

will some one tell me stories of the upper floors?
please just one story?

They have clean water. Does anything more need to be said?

I heard you can hear birds singing? can it be true?

across my hall
what is going on here????????

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Looking to join exploration team to find a "top" to this complex, how can i join

Careful...

HERESY

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Now you're fucked. This thread is monitored, dude.

We should cut the suicide nets away.

look its not like i want to or would ever try to get to the higher levels
I just want to hear what it's like
Is that so much to ask?

They found the heretics.

Look, man. We keep our heads down and Maintenance leaves us alone. We start asking questions and wanting "more" (how could you want more when Maintenance satisfactorily sustains life?) and you're bagging for unwanted attention.

Announcement from the bar! We are now selling P96 Bubbly mixed with vodka!
Please come, I'm lonely.

-The Barkeep

Wheres a good place to do some raping?

Heard there was a guy with some kind of rat-men. Could be what you're looking for.

Request to maintenance:
I heard a man say something about raping people.. I dunno, sounds bad. I'd like to request an officer to floor 614 to bring him in, my children can hear him.

That man is just insane.

Heating's gone off

Maintenance Response:
Request: Approved
Reason: Safety
Notes: A HighSec officer has been dispatched.

My neighbor keeps whistling. Always whistling... and singing. Can't quite make out the words. Something like, "here comes the son". Doesn't make sense and it's driving me mad.

There is a rotten smell coming from the ventilation shaft above my bed. Also the air coming from is has switched from warm to cold.

You got owned mop slut.