Confess

You the neck guy?

Through trial and error I’ve discovered the right amount of booze to a particular drug. This allows me to fuck the wives, girlfriends, and in general girls I know. Never thought I’d get into this, but the rush is unreal.

I was in this thread last night. When I was younger I had a threesome with my best friend and his older sister (2-3 years older than us). Even though she's one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, I was more focused on him, and I think about the things we did back then as the best time of my life, even almost ten years later.

Not me, I must have missed whatever that was.

I have proof that Aliens exist, when my father passed away he had a box addressed to me with what I though was nonsense. Turns out his time in the military was more than he ever let on.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I snorted mdma laced with meth off a skateboard and dont remember what happened for the rest of the night

Damn that's weird. Does someone tie you up each night then?

Go on!

I snorted zoloft with my idiot friend when i was younger, he got it off some dumbass latino chick he was fucking. We were kust trying to get high but we ended up with our nostrils burning for hours. My friend's one eye swelled up a bit and we both had really nasty nosebleeds

As a teenager i was babysitting a little girl and felt her bum when she was sleeping. She woke up and I crouched low beside the bed. I feel embarrassed I did that.

I used to eat every load i shot. Ive came in my mouth many times.

How did this start

For what

I have the severe displeasure of working with a walking nightmare I'll just call "Donna". She's the kind of cow who spams the office with lolcats but doesn't let me download porn at work.

So the other day, I took a little revenge on Donna. She's some undersexed prude (her husband is probably a closet fag who can't get it up), so I got a dildo and shoved it up her tailpipe. Her car won't run right for a week, though I'd like to try the real thing on her snatch, heh heh.

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My ex and I went were getting divorced a few years ago but still living together. Whenever she would go shower for a date with another guy i would jerk it in her panties. Did that about 6 times and she never found out.

Why

Why not? free protein

I have an original shiny charizard pokemon card that i took out of the package

Theres actually very little protein in cum. Like a very insignificant source.

every little bit helps though. maybe you just need that last 500 mg to get you through the day.

my bf cant eat cereal without one of my loads frosting it

Not an original one but I’m in love with my gf’s best friend. I jack off to the thought of her daily and rarely have intercourse with my gf because of it.

There was a plate of donuts at this party I went to this morning. There was a glazed donut and I heard that it can be pleasurable if you put your penis inside the hole, wear the donut like a ring. I snuck a glazed into the bathroom, where I walked into a stall, dropped trough, and commenced with the operation. There was not the tangible pleasure I expected though. I felt strange. I thought it would be funny though, to walk back to the party with a donut-shaped bulge in my pants, but nobody said anything.

Today the girl I've been sleeping with threatened to tell my bosses because I wanted to stop our relationship

It's like an 80% self-applying it and 20% being put into them split. If I've done it then I have the magnetic key on each wrist to undo it. If not then I usually go sans key.

At first, it was a sexual thing then it became a comfort thing after a while. At this point its a mixture of comfort and routine, like because I did it every other night might as well continue.

There's this restaurant near where I live that has this dish filled with these unbelievable after dinner mints. I don't mean hard plastic wrapped peppermints. These are some heavenly soft multi-colored mints that melt in your mouth like butter. I can't resist them.

One time I took a big handful as I walked into the restaurant. Took them to the bar, where I got drunk off of gimlets while I munch mints and flirted with the ladies. I'm a lightweight, so I got drunk kinda quickly. I also ran out of mints, so I went back to the front and got another handful. And another. The third time I went back I was so drunk I knocked the dish over. All the mints fell out and the glass shattered. The hostess came up, frowning as she took in the situation. She asked me if I did this. I panicked, "No! It was some other guy!"

I sped over to the bar and dropped a $50 bill (way more than my tab) and ran out before they could call the cops. That's my favorite restaurant, a block away, but now I'm afraid to go back.

I've just been told by a member of a group of (online) friends of mine that he hates me because I'm "an unfunny, annoying, faggot". I've been talking to these guys for several months and haven't had any arguments or anything during that time. No one else seems to agree with him, but I can't shake the feeling that they all hate me.

This isn't really a confession but a question-
>what do?
>also, how do I deal with these feels?

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I've never had a girlfriend and the one girl I've had my eye on for the past few weeks isn't interested in anything more than friendship. As usual.

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grind that shit out and keep it real. pursue what you want.

I've fucked my gf even though her father told me not to do it because of her age and he aldo threatened me to death if i were to do it.

So try to go for more than friendship? Assuming she DOESN'T have a boyfriend already (which is quite likely), I don't think I'm gonna get anywhere with that. She's normally super busy

How old is she?

I'm lusting after a woman I work with. Things aren't great at home right now (wife is sick, son is going through a really nerdy phase), and she and I have so much in common. I try to think unsexy thoughts when I'm around her, but I can't get her out of my head. Next week the company is sending us on a business trip together, and we're going to be in adjourning rooms at the hotel. I'm worried something might not happen.

she´s gonna complete 15 this year

How old are you?

not the user who replied before, grab a copy of this book, you'll see the world differently

i.e. "Every seduction has two elements that you must analyze and understand: first, yourself and what is seductive about you; and second, your target and the actions that will penetrate their defenses and create surrender."

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Im a fag, user. I stopped swallowing my own cum when i left the closet. Now i swallow the cum of other men

Hahahahahaha! Pendejo!

going 20 in dec

i let myself get mentally abused and i kinda hate it but i’m to scared to do anything about it

What kind of proof?

explain so we can help

I'll look into it. Thanks.

Do tell, what is the neck guy?

Seconding this. I'd love to help, user

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Jeez. Why are you even talking to a 15 year old?

well maybe because i found someone who really loves me?

How did you meet her?

I bought a tuxedo and look up black tie events with open bars in the city. I scope out the location before hand and find the ones with a back exit. Case the joint like a thief so I can sneak in and drink for free.

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i wanted to go to the movies today with this person i'm interested in, they're a qt
they ended up dipping but I went anyway to the movies and they weren't there
they really couldn't go, they didn't just lie to make me stay away, they genuinely couldn't come

still fucking sucks though that I didn't get to because I was looking forward to it all day. call me a cuck if you want, or say im putting the pussy on a pedestal, but this was the closest i've gotten before and i fucked it up

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Me and my wife's cousin fuck her sometimes. Not at the same time by the way, but take turns.

Watched some pedo bcuz bored when I was 14. Quickly regreted it, then deleted Tor asap.

I'm majorly in love with my sister, and we might get a place together soon, and I plan on telling her if we do.

That's absolutely not your fault, user. She bailed and that's okay, schedule another date and try again.
Based as shit

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long story short, through my cousin. they were friends

i always end up with people that somehow have the same thought process as the last person, when i point out what they say hurt, I’m the bad guy.

It’s like i’m stuck in this cycle and i hate it so much. I really don’t know what to do

Better be careful, that is risky business.

I tried cross dressing yesterday, wasn't really for me

LOGFAG

My cousin recently married a woman from a Brazil. Her sister came to visit, and I find her very attractive. She seems to like me. I'm not sure where to go from here, because I don't know where we stand, legally speaking.

I don't think so, she is superprotective towards me, weirdly. Not some one-sided relationship you know

You know they have security cameras, right?

maybe so, but i don't know. i'll try maybe

besides that event, yeah we gud

well don't talk to people then, if they hurt you. Or maybe you get them wrong?

I just got out of jail too.

Yikes. It's not like they're gonna put me online, right?

I really need mental help, i’ve been self hating so much and i just want to be happy but it’s so hard

my bf is into cuck shit, wants me to fuck/suck other men and i won't do it because i'm not interested and think he only likes it as a fantasy not reality.
but he got MAD AT ME for some dude at work who works a different shift than me literally just asking me what my name is?? what the fuck is wrong with men

I touched a clown. They're just so silly and loud and some people think they're scary, but I can't resist them. So I crossed the line, right in the middle of an act. Now I'm going to jail.

I’ve been hiding this from everyone in my life.
I met a girl who plays saxophone on the beach. Now, all I wanna do is a zoom zoom and a boom boom.

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It’s not me getting them wrong since I always put time into understanding what they say, they hurt me but I’m too scared to go because they’re all I have

I suggest you to go out with friends more often, that actually makes a big difference, stay with people that care about you
get closer to family members

Nice

sounds like you need a new bf

Ouch. I went to a nice hotel the other week and got trashed at the lounge, made an ass of myself. Can't ever go back.

Did 4 years in prison, got out in october. Almost killed someone with a lockerbox in a gang fight.

age its just a number dude

I’m super close with my family, and it’s not friends, it’s the person I’m with which makes things so much harder.
People always say just leave, but it’s not that easy when you’re so attached to them, I don’t want to leave because a part of me thinks things can be happy again, then at the same time I don’t know

Please don't project your problems onto me. Just because your boyfriend is into cuck shit does not mean that I am. Thank you.

Yeah, and prison is just a building.

You idiot. You're not related to her. Get in those guts.

If they hurt you, why do expect things to get better?

they won't.
make something up for yourself because no one else will.

haha

it's a building with inmates inside, but that's not important right now

im a girl.

also, i lie in these threads.

no every one who dates younger girls are pedo sicks you know?

For real user, not all men are the same and some women do dumb shit too.
It's people, some people are fucked.
End of story.
Fucked
So once youbrealize someones fucked
Stay away.
Simple

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>also, i lie in these threads
Non stop I know
But they're usually good reads hahaha

Im just so scared, I always think their the ones who are wrong and being cruel but then i overthink about what if it’s really just all me. It confuses me so much when I’m told Im loved which makes me want to stay and love them back, then they say something harsh. I feel so weak for depending on someone so much and I don’t know if i’m strong enough to try and build myself up again

Surely you can't be serious.

In highschool back in the late 2000s I keylogged all my female friends computers and infected them with a program that would give me remote access to their webcams.

I found pics of my roommates girl on his computer and posted them years ago. She is now an internet amateur porn star.

If they pretend to love you, it's not alright.
Manipulation is a thing and it's real shit
be strong and tell them what you think
and if they disagree then fucke them
if you are not entirely happy, change
things.

I was quoting a movie dipshit

this guy got it

>But they're usually good reads hahaha

thanks.

did i ever tell you about the time i fucked my 12yo sister?

pardon

Well not by blood. But I'm not sure what the law in California is regarding cousins-in-law dating, let alone Brazil or how society at large views it.

nah man. who cares fuck that dude even if she has one. if she wants you she will be a goer. it could be like me. my girl cheated on me and i was with her for 2 years. so females in my experience like to scheme fuck niggas and that could open up some big doors if you wanted to care about someone that may hurt you just she did to someone else. it be

my sister told me to fix her phone and i went into her deleted files and found this. i fap to it all the time.

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Is it of your sister? You should be able to tell just from the hair and bottom of face.

My wife is pretty incredible in all ways, but not very attractive. Not ugly or fat, just not very attractive. I fuck a couple other girls regularly.

not cool

eh, I came on to strong. i sorta quoted it, but paraphrased to fit the situation, my mistake

Wow youre such a slut

I'm in love with my best friend's future wife. She's beautiful, especially in a red dress. Sometimes I want to kiss her and tell her that I love her. Sometimes she's mean to me, and maybe at most she loves me as a friend/human being, but I don't know. I don't want to betray my best friend because he's done so much for me (putting me through school, for example), but it's hard to fight your feelings. I guess I'm just confused.

What about a 6/10 at best is gonna make this (or any girl, for that matter) girl cheat on her boyfriend?

I was raped on LSD by someone i used to be close to

>broke up with a cute but clingy girl in the dorms
>took her v card and we were togeather fall semester
>needs to always know where I’m at and hates my friends
>start of spring semester tire of her shit. tell her to go away
>she stalks me for a week, begs and tells me she will do anything
>just want her to leave me alone. tell TA but nothing changes
>decide to be mean to her to get her to stop bothering me
>one night tell her to suck my dick in guys bathroom
>surprising she follows me to guys bathroom
>tell her I think she is stupid and ugly. go away!
>she gets in a stall, take off her top, gets on her knees
>I’m 19 and horny... should have walked out... but let her start to suck
>while she is sucking teller her to suck better or I will never talk to her again
>amazingly she sucks better. Gags herself on my cock. Makes mMmm noises
>see that she is also crying...
>get close and tell her she had better swallow all of it
>call her bitch and stuff. Say I’m only using her to get off
>tell her she is a worthless little shit and only good as a mouth
>tell her to get me off
>best blowjob ever
>tears soaking her chest
>cumm buckets
>she swallows everything and keeps sucking
>I push her off and leave
>hear her crying

I let her suck me off a lot of nights just like this until end of semester. All she did was follow me everywhere even sat in my classes. One time she even slept in the hall outside of my room and my roommate had to yell at her to get her to leave. My friends would run interference so I could get away for a bit but she would always just be sitting in the main room waiting for me - then follow me to the guys bathroom. A few times people came in or were even in one of the stalls but she didn’t stop. She failed all classes and didn’t come back. The sex was a blast at the time but being stalked was shit. Now I have regrets and am sorry I broke her instead of getting some help - didn’t know what to do.

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One of these girls is Asian and probably the hottest girl I have fucked in my life. She is married.

The other girl I have known for a long time. One of the best fucks in my life. She is also married (and loves to talk about how I fuck her better than her husband, asks me to cum inside her, etc.).

yes its her.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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All my life I've wanted to have kids of my own. Not out of sick fetishes like most people on this board, but because it would complete me. Going through the experiences my father had raising me and my sisters.
Every time I have sex though it's either a condom or the pill.
Not in a relationship right now either so...fuck.
It's a confession because how the fuck is wanting to nurture offspring masculine in most societies?

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yeah sure

I'm sorry to pry, and I know incest is a common theme on this board, but why would you be sexually attracted to your sister? Have you two not had the opportunity for the Westermarck effect to take place? Or did you both experience sexual abuse at a young age?

I'm 24 and I still have no idea how to flirt or how to know I'm being flirted with.

Had a conversation during a class assignment with a woman at my university earlier this week. Was very easy to talk to and maintain eye contact with, made her laugh a few times, and am actually looking forward to talking to her again. Pretty sure I flirted, no clue if she did.

What is it about our stupid human brains that make us think about a 3 minute long interaction for the next 3 days? Ugh, stupid penis.

Hello Jack

Regrets?

He only regrets that he had but 5 lives to give for his infamy.

I support Joe Biden.

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trade me.

No Ragrets

Why would the bosses care, user?

I like to hug women because I can feel their breasts against my chest.

thats how i got my first erection.

i was 10.

That shit's funny.

>Ditto

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dont

HAHAHA This nigga's sister was lurking Yea Forums and was like "fuck no"

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It's like, I know it's supposed to be wholesome and non-threatening, and I'm also aware it's a real hard-up virgin way to get excited, but...can't really help myself.

truest

I'm only 19 and I already feel like my life will be worthless. Never had a girlfriend, my parents seem to hate me for not going out, can't find a stable job, I'm lazy and self-hating despite going to a therapist every week (who will leave me at the end of the month). I took a test and managed to enter an average university for free, only expenses I'd be paying would be living ones, but my own insecurity and the fact that I can't really stand the fact I'll be depending on my parents even more made me drop out before the classes even started. Now I'm stuck at home, jobless, not studying or doing anything productive, and feeling like shit everyday.

Not much of a secret, but I don't have anything else to share. No murders, no bitches, no creepy stuff, no fetishes, nothing. Just my own mediocrity.

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man I always wait for you. more donnas daughter stories

>Yikes

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Zionism is in the bible.
“In those days [the last days] and at that time [the end time], when I restore the fortunes of Judah and Jerusalem, I will gather all nations and bring them down to the Valley of Jehoshaphat. There I will put them on trial for what they did to My inheritance, My people Israel, because they scattered My people among the nations and divided up My land.”
Joel (3:1–2)

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>test

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When i was 10 y/o, i took a massive dump inside my teachers purse (because why not, i hated her so damn much). Her reaction was amazing when she opened and embraced my creation. Cried of laughter for days. No one knew it was me.

I like you my guy. Keep trying, I know you’ll succeed!

Ha, it's nice to have a fan.

Well there was this one time, fairly recently in fact, when Donna's daughter came in to pick her mother up. Now I didn't "come in" myself, but I did get the opportunity to ambush her by the water cooler. I struck up a conversation about her church, faked interest, then accidentally, in a bout of religious excitement, jumped up and let my water spill all over her luscious melons. It's not like she was wearing a white t-shirt no bra, but I still got a rodney while I looked at her vulnerable ta-tas.

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did the proxy work?

Shut the fuck up that is amazing.

right?

My girlfriend in highschool and part of college was into bestiality

I remember you, you said you were gonna talk about the stuff you went on to do with your friend after but the thread died.

Do you have any concerns about the long term effects to your body? As in muscle astrophy or something similar?

Ah, fucking trips of relatablilty
I don't know, man. The one girl I'm fixated on I've only talked 1 one on one with for a total of less than 10 minutes, and in a small group for maybe double that amount of time, and I'm pretty sure she's already in a relationship.

LMAO that is fucking amazing.

>Be 22

>Be for, have great job, have beautiful Fiancée.

>Also hate my dad for emotional abuse. Disowned me bc I joined Army, beat my mom, threaten to kill my sister, general scumbag.

>One day he loses it on Xanax. Ties my mom up with rope, tries to shoot her but like everything in life, he fails. Gets sent to jail. Mom bails him out cuz “love” & “it was the Xanax.”

>Haterid overwhelms me but idk how to deal with it so I drink.

>End up getting in a drunken physical fight with Fiancée.

>Next morning she breaks it off as she should. I support the breakup because wtf something is wrong wtf me.

>Go off the deep end. Turn into lonely alcoholic.

>Barley Hangon to my job/lively hood.

>3 years later, still alcoholic, obese, great job has turned into shit job because I’ve turned to this Unambitious piece of shit.

>Decide it’s not worth it and try to end it.

>Like Father Like son and fail.

>Break down in front of sister. Tell her everything. She lets me move in while I straighten out my Finances I have neglected.

>To this day my mom is still with my dad, ex is off fucking some other guy, I’m still obese in shit job.

>but am sober for the last 6 months, went from 320lbs to 250, still have hope.

Ashley?

I've been sharing pictures of my gf with random strangers for the past three hours with her sitting feet away from me, unknowing. She doesn't want to fuck again today and I'm diamonds knowing how many other guys would wait in line behind me

I've never noticed the resemblance before

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Out that guy to the group.
Either they're a hateful bunch of turds you shouldn't be friends with anyway or they'll be disgusted and boot his ass out.

love it

That part always blows. The stupid "why are the good ones taken?" line is true too often.

Definitely going to have to hit on her next time I talk to her, if noting else to find out if she's single.

You're more of a man than 99 percent of this website newfag or not.
God speed you glorious mad lad.

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Oh man. I totally forgot about that comic

I like the dedication in the end

You're not confused. You're a shitty fucking person. Don't fuck up their lives because you're unable to control your emotions. ESPECIALLY after your buddy did that for you.

What the actual fuck that sounds horrifying.

One night when drunk and having fun my ex girlfriend told me, she did oral with her gym teacher when she was 17. Only reason they didn't go all the way was ..not having any protection. I had gone to school with him back in the day ,which makes it a bit more intense a thought of them

JOHN CASH

8-bit theater ended 9 years ago.
Had a good run. One of the last webcomics that had soul.

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Where did you find them and how can I do it too?

I tied my shoes once.

I'm depressed. Lonely. In a relationship, but I'm an aging Boomer and I have nothing going for me. An Hero is too easy, I just want to spend my life alone, under a rock. I'm envious of the people who die alone and aren't found for 2 years. Everyone in my life deserves better. I never let anyone in and I've alienated anyone who gets close to me. In trying to raise my daughter to be ready for the world, I've taught her that joy is only temporary and and she low-key hates me, but her mom abandoned her so she's stuck with me. I fail at most things I set out to say, and a majority of my day is spent self loathing. I can't vent to anyone because no one is close enough, and the 2 who are close depend on me to be their rock. I don't know why I try. I'm not looking for advice, just putting it out there for youngfags.. it won't get better. You make your own world. Don't get complacent.

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Fuck that.
Being a dad is awesome in every society.
My daughter is 2 and its a fucking magnificent, beautiful thing. I'm visiting Germany right now and see such beautiful familes and I miss her.

I was molested and sexually abused when i was younger. so now the idea of sex absolutely disgusts me, but i fear i will lose my boyfriend if i tell him since i would be dooming him to a sexless life.

i know im selfish for not wanting to be alone, but I'm just scared of what will happen if i tell him.

i dont know what to do

I have been in the psych ward 3 times once for attempted suicide twice for homicide thoughts. I have been given the diagnosis of schizoaffective depressive type along with psychopathic tendencies. Everyday I fell like I am on autopilot and I have no control over life. My doctors say it's paranoia but, Idk. Does anyone else feel like this?

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Thanks, believe it or not that means a lot.

Lol thanks, me too.

I had an ex boyfriend that did that for me while we cybered it was kinda gross tbh but...if he liked it i wasnt going to stop him

Tits out go the front door

Family reunion recently, in the form of a big picnic with an excellent spread. I got their fairly early, and I noticed the box of donuts. I couldn't help myself. Before I knew it, I has eaten 5 or 6 donuts, to my glutinous shame.

I quietly snuck off, but a little later, someone cried, "Who ate ALL the donuts?!", which I resented. It wasn't all of the donuts. At least half were still left!

Damn must have some good dick then

There’s hope and you’re going in the right direction. Another plus is you’re still very young and can rebound quickly. Now go out and get more a than a toilet seat

What a legend

I confess this discord is epic

/cfTTZ3

Dont join, it will prob give u a virus

Who fucking cares so long as you dont get caught or dont get her pregnant what can he do

I reported a guy on here to the police tipline with his picture. I have no regrets because he's a rapist.

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Tell him. Be ok with him sleeping with other people as long as you know about it/approve of it.

You shouldn't have to be alone, but you also shouldn't force someone to abandon their sexuality.

A few year ago I was an addict. One night I was doing lines with friends, and OD'd. I think I met jesus, man bun and all. He is a judgemental asshole.

Me

How did you get my picture?

See pic

Life is suffering. Suffering can lead to problems and psychosis.

Everyone has the coping method that works best for them. Find what works for you.

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join my cheese pizza server, theres no rules at all , discord UKmXHGG

My coworker is always complaining about her babies dad doing heroin/meth and how she doesn't want her kid around that but then she also is doing meth around her kid and sometimes I think about just saying fuck it and calling cps on them. Mostly just to watch the downfall but maybe partly to help the kid out

I also came close to death and god spoke to me and said "why should I let you live". My response was "I don't know". That was it, still don't know...

>I don't want to provide adequate care to a child because of someone's irrational thinking which totally doesn't have anything to do with the child itself!

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my only ever sexual encounter has been with some horny chick named ange who randomly txt me, i send her my willy, i think its one of my sisters friends that has the wrong number but doesnt seem to care, she said my dick was small, now im too scared to pick up a real girl, im late 20's, will i die a virgin Yea Forums? heres the number if anyone wants hairy tits i think she also has herpes, she said she wants to meet up but im scared, help Yea Forums should i risk herpes and being humiliated to lose my virginity?+61488384484

Fuck you

my mom locked me up because I was naughty

Yeah but no matter how much she wants to protect you her parents can still force her to testify against you....i know i was 17. He was 24 ...long story short now we cant even talk to eachother or they will charge him

do you like the penis?

Not all men are the same dude

I'm a federal investigator.
We bust high-profile people all the time.
I get really pissed when it's a politician.

We let them go because we don't have the funding or manpower.
I know many politicians who have raped children and gotten away with it because they rub elbows with management.
Whistleblowers go to prison.

I downloaded it from here dude.

I'm addicted to sharing pics of this girl

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Well she's ugly af so

Tell him but let him fuck other girls

on the contrary she's cute as fuck and also her athletic lifestyle keeps her body nice and tight

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most people i think have homicidal tendies, just control them, speak to a therapist.

>homicidal tendies
put down the microwave and listen to me, son

mia khalifa

take online coding classes, something like codeacademy.com and get educated/certified that way ... your future is in your hands, nobody elses

i was put on adderall/SSRI's for 3 years and I completely withdrew from society. luckily im off those but for 3 years i was a completely different person and dont remember dick

I wish I could outright believe you user. It's a really upsetting thought either way. Don't doubt it happens anyhow

My family, friends and peers believe I'm a normal, productive and functioning member of society. No one knows that I've hid an undiagnosed mental illness since childhood which has only gotten worse in my mid-twenties. Hear voices and, rarely, dissociate for varying lengths of time during which I have no idea what happens.

It's really fucked up.
We do keep files.
Idk who does what with them.
"In case it happens again."
We have to refer cases to the Attorney General and half the time they just say no. Other times, there aren't enough lawyers to take the cases anyway.

I don't even think that politicians are left out because of friendship. There's this pervasive paranoia about "embarrassing the Agency" or something.
They're afraid of funding cuts and the people who make these decisions are forever coming up on a pension and quiet retirement.

I am serious. And dont call me Shirley.

I've had sex multiple times when i was 7-12. Now i have 20 and dream about getting fucked by fat, larger guys. I hate myself for that, even though i loved doing this.

ill bite. What you go?

I'm 34 years old. Recently quit my boring office job to learm how to draw and then graphix design so i can create my own visual novels.

Starting from scratch.

Told wife truth, totally supports me. Told rest of family I was laid off so company can hire cheaper labor for Lulz.

Now trump login family wants to cover my bills here and there.

Yeey.

Georgia?

Constantly enjoy being in the other room while my friends come over and run trains on my gf

I met a 13 yr old girl at a rave when I was 15 and we started dating. We had been dating for two days when she tells me her and her sister were abused by their dad and his friend. She gets hot while telling me and goes down on me. She says she both hated and loved what they did to her and she fantasizes about it all the time. Few days later we ditch school to hangout and get high at her house since no ones there. We get there and her little sister is still home. She hid in her closet until their mom left thinking she gone to school with her sister. So I think great no fun now but to my surprise my gf light up a joint and passed it to her sister who then passed it to me. Gf then took two pills. I was nervous as fuck so I didn’t take any. She then gave my two to her little sister. Half hour later they are both in bra and panties dancing in the living room. I tell my gf I want to have sex and we go into her room. Gf is bent over the bed and I’m hitting it doggystyle when her sister busts open the door laughing yelling I know what you guys are doing. I jump under the covers but my gf still stood there ass up pussy out. She told me it was fine and nothing that her little sister hadn’t seen before. And she stayed and watched me fuck her sister figgling and touching herself. That opened up a whole mother can of worms as that girl and her sister took me to a level of depravity I didn’t know I was capable of until i met them. I was on again off again with her for the rest of hs but lost touch shortly after college.

you've got this bro. You're ex-military, so there is determination in you, use it. Also, takes a real fucking man to say "I support the breakup because wtf is wrong me me" instead of blaming the girl. As its been said, you're young and have plenty of time. Im also 22, never even been anywhere close to having a fiance, so atleast you have experience

I intentionally bareback creampied my fuckbuddy about a week before she emigrated to Australia. I did it knowing she doesn't want children, that she wasn't on the pill and that she'd had her period about 2 weeks before, so she was probably ovulating. I wanted to knock her up so she'd be in a new country with no friends or family to support her, and suddenly find that she was pregnant. She thinks it was an accident, that the condom split. It wasn't, it didn't

I took a shit on a sorority girl after we fucked and passed out.

jesus man. How fucked was she last time you spoke to her?

First gf and i where each other 1st so we wanted to try other people and decided to go to sex club. That went really bad for me because i watched her get a train run on her by 5-7 guys all of them fat old ugly guys and she was having the time of her life.

She was on her way down. To many drugs, no job, not going to school. Not good.

I am on day 24 of eating my cum every day in February

I dated and fucked a girl who was sexually abused but i left her because she wouldnt leave me alone or kept stalking me

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You need to star up classes again. If your parents are willing to help you, take them up on the offer. School can be hard but once you're done you can get a good white collar job. That's really all your parents want. And you sitting at home feeling bad about yourself is because you are not fulfilled in live. I am telling you, do school, graduate and live a successful life. You're 19 now, you don't want to be 24 or 30 living at home with nothing going for you. You need to take charge of your own life and don't let anyone stop you or make you feel like you can't do it. The only thing stopping you is yourself and you will overcome it.

tough to hear, and too bad for her. Glad you got away from that atleast. No need for two lives to be wasted

How many came in her pussy/how much cum did she swallow?

Fucked married fwb, she told me she had contraceptive implant. Didn't tell me she'd had it removed, I pump gallons of gum into her on her birthday. She gets pregnant. Only me and her know the kid is mine, not her husbands. Husband doesn't know we've ever fucked. She made me the kids godfather

nice try FBI

When I'm fucking my girlfriend and I'm struggling to nut, I think of pics I saw in trap breads on Yea Forums, blow oceans.

That's like a paradox, is it gay or not?

Uh I masturbated today, told a lie or two, and went through someone's personal email looking for dirty pics and I guess that's it?
I didn't really do

kek

Definitely like 6/10 shit tier chick.
Quit sharing her ugly ass
Only not a 5 cuz she isn't fat.

Ahem, do much*

Not gay, only gay if they don't pass.

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do you feel like a terrible person? Because you are.

Find any decent pictures of her?

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You are the shityest person ever

I don think any of them did, i decide I'll leave it was probably 15-20 min. after they started to swarm her so i wen to her and told her I am leaving. she said she'd leave with me.

Almost every guy I know has seen my vagina, but none knows it's mine. I create fake email/twitter/etc and send it to them. When I started a new job, all of colleagues seen it within 2 weeks. New employee started, he got it 3 days later

Was waiting for you to show up to the party

I had a friend in high school who snorted salt. I think youre fine

i just spent the night with a girl im not allowed to be with.
never came so many times in a 12hour period in my life.

can you do us the same service?

kek, awesome gimmick

Back in the days I was sharing my highschool gf with my pointer

wait, how do you get all the employees email twitter ect? I don't give my personal information out to my coworkers

i wanna see it

No.
Found out she might be gay though, so that was kinda hot.

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute 12yo nephew. Most Ive done is shower with him several times

what do they reply?

Second. Request your vagina.

Nope, quite enjoy it actually

?.?

Sweet

You'll regret it one day

Why?

i actually think a lot about killing my neighbour 2 doors down along with a few other people, i want him to have a boating accident instead now, i always carry a weapon, so if i encounter them i can say self defense, which would for the most part be true.

are you me? same exact deal for the most part. idk I'm smart enough that I can tune out all that shit when I want to and never act on impulsive, delusional thoughts but it's rough sometimes. like if I ever get tired at work and start nodding off that's when I'm hit with all these images in my head that shouldn't be there and it feels like my mind is being pulled in a hundred different directions and I just have to ride it out and pretend that I'm only just tired.

The only girlfriend I’ve ever had cheated on me like 10 times during the course of our 2 year relationship, I didn’t have the guts to end it until she got pregnant from her 22 year old neighbor.

because you are a shit human, should have gotten her help.

After the divorce my mom dated guy after guy looking for new love and not finding it. But one I’ll never forget was a guy named Mischa. He was Russian obviously and I don’t remember him because of him I remember him because of his daughter. My mom was drinking heavily at the time even alone so when they went on dates I was left to watch her. And they would often go to whoever’s house was empty to stay the night leaving her with me until the next day. Her name was Anna and she was a very sweet quiet girl. Thick Russian accent like her dad and not great with English. She understood just fine but replying was hard. Most of the time we watched movies, she would watch whatever I put on and didn’t complain so it was ok. Third time I watch her she cuddles me all night. She doesn’t put her hands anywhere bad but she does rest one on my lower stomach. Gave me a semi but nothing happened. She did this two or three more times but the next time she slowly reached her hand into my pants and started touching my dick. I asked her what she was doing and she told me she liked me and wanted to let my sperm out and make me feel good. That accent and those words were hot but I knew she was to young. Her hand was already on my dick and I just let her finish. I came all over the inside of my shorts. My mom dated him for 9 months and in that time her and I fooled around quite a lot. She didn’t let me put it in her vagina but she did let me have anal sex with her. I was almost sad when my mom told me her and Mischa split.

A female friend was going to show me something on her phone. she unlocked it onto her gmail page where i saw emails about private messages on a fetish website.

A few weeks later i made an account under another alias and began chatting with her.

Since then we have been trading nudes on snap, ive had snap videos of her getting off and she has watched me do the same.

She still doesn't know it is me.

not allowed to be with why?

I reply to spam emails with female sender names, explaining that I know they're trying to scam me, but I have a findom fetish and so enjoy giving money to women anyway, so maybe we could work something out.

No responses so far lol

She wanted the baby, what help does she need?

Because one day (and assuming your post isn't a a LARP) you will realize that ruining someone's relationship and having a kid that you will never really be able to be a part of raising wasn't worth 5 seconds of orgasm

how old were you at the time?

I was 15 and she was 10 or 11.

When I was in 8th grade, I dated this goth chick with daddy issues. Only ate her out on a few occasions. I broke up with her a year later and basically fucked up her entire life for the remainder of the the year.

After I broke up with her she wouldn't leave me the fuck alone, eventually I got my buddy who had a fascination with goths to date her and that took a lot of pressure off of me. After a week of them dating he asked to see nudes of her because she wouldn't undress for him, I sent them to him and all was right for a month or so.

But then they got into a big fight over money or something pathetic and he shared the pics with basically the entire school, I deleted the pics because fuck that noise and she was made fun of for the remainder of the year. I felt like shit and she was really pissed at me.

Mfw her mom gets busted for drug possession and she gets sent to a foster home

Mfw my friend has an unhealthy obsession with goth girls

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They're still happily married 6 years later, husband doesn't suspect a thing, so I'm missing the ruined relationship part, but thanks for the advice

I'm rooting for you man. Keep your head up and keep kicking ass every day!

What's the best combo and how much?

I dated a girl off and on for most of high school. But I always flirted with her mom, in front of my gf to it was a kinda joke that no one took seriously at first. But after graduation I met up with her mom and well we had sex. We kept having sex on the down low for a fe months when her mom called it off. I was dating her daughter during part of that time and she knew it. Well she ended up pregnant. My ex has no idea her little brother is my son.

Im lesbian pedophile 3 years ago

wtf are you 14?

I fuck young teenage girls and catfish them to get nudes. I'm in my thirties, married, work a professional job and am well respected in the community. I just can't give up that young sweet pussy.

"Happily" yet the wife cheats. Just wait. One day, maybe 30 years from now. You will regret it

Tell us more.

my brother how are you?

well im not respected but same

>I have proof that Aliens exist
Yes, that's why we need the wall

do you play womens football? did you assault a girl at a train station

roof then?

fuck off kike dyke

Nah, I'm an adult. But I was hard-up and saw an opportunity to "take care of business".

Trust me. They don't care. Just tip well next time you go to be nice.

I spent a long time as a “humanitarian” aid volunteer going to many countries after a disaster. I helped people sure but mostly I was there to take advantage of impoverished women. Offering money for sex. Most of them took the trade no problem a few were hesitant but went on and very few said no. I loved the real young mothers and new brides. And their young daughters. I had to stop for financial reasons and about three years later the big scandals started making the news.

Ive had a crush on a friend since we met 6 years ago. And I havent told her yet.

Adults don't 'see' opportunities. We make them.

I love my girlfriend and we get along great but shes put on a lot of weight and just doesnt take care of herself and I'm not very attracted to her anymore. It kinda makes me feel like shit.

I have tried to stop many times, but I really don't think there is anything better than a little teens tight body and firm little tits.

So I guess I made the opportunity then. There I was, plenty of time to myself, beautiful woman on the cover...it seemed natural enough.

same. i just gave up and came to terms with the fact that i cant do it forever so better just plow as many as i can now.
started dipping even younger in recent weeks. started wondering if single digits could be fun

what do you think about these girls, anons?

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kys plz

join a gym, she'll get the hint

perfect. got more?

I raped my best friends wife. We were all young in our early 20s and they weren’t married yet. I knew her in his and always had a thing for her but she didn’t like me that way. We were on vacation and everyone got way to drunk. He passed out hugging the downstairs toilet so I went to use the one upstairs which was in their room. She was naked on the bed probably waiting for him to come back. After I pissed I was gonna leave but I decided to just kinds spy on her. She was completely naked and had a killer body. Thick in the right places and big plump tits. Some exploratory touching and she mostly out only making noises. I was drunk and just decided to take my shot. I pulled my dick out and out it into her. Fucking heavens when I started I said I wasn’t gonna cum in her I couldn’t stop myself. She was in and out the whole time but she never opened her eyes and she called me his name. After I came in her I bolted back to my room and didn’t come out till after noon the next day. But nothing ever came of if so I guess I got away with it.

feel free to tell me what you'd do with 'em ;)

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