Post Wincest Greentexts

Yeah that counts

>be me.

continue?

Sweetie, this is why I bought you that dildo. Incest is not cool. I've told you about this shit before, now stop it.

you tell em my nigga!
we will make this board great again!

I regret not having bid on this rifle case.

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Is that supposed to be an insult? You really really are out of touch with people. Yea Forums isn't some refuge from reality. Men who fuck their daughters are universally despised and jailed, if caught.

Alright, it may not be a very good story, but it's true.
>A few months before I turn 15.
>Camping with family. My cousin's cousin is with us. She's a few months younger than me.
>She's been low-key flirting with me for months
>A little chub, but big tits. weeby as fuck though.
>I'm a lonely bastard, idgaf
>camping, we find ourselves alone in the woods. she starts telling me things
>says she heard that at her school, a girl locked herself in the bathroom to masturbate
>go on
>the girl masturbated by sticking pencils in her ass and pussy
>she keeps telling this story and I'm just listening and shit
>rest of the family finds us, we have to go back.
>the next day, we're gonna go fishing. another uncle of mine drives us down to the water and we all set up at these secluded spots
>she's with me
>she tells me the girl she was talking about was actually her
>at this point, I'm just going all in. we start talking about masturbation
>she says she doesn't play with her nipples
>why not? I ask
>she says it doesn't do anything for her
>what if someone licked them?
>she doesn't think it would work
>can I try?
>she pulls one tit out through her collar of her t shirt
>I start licking.
>she is silent, but the damn nip isn't getting hard.
>I tell her to unbutton her jeans
>I stick my hand down. she's fuckin soaked
>it smells kinda sweaty.
>the trip basically ended at that point. I have a little more story if anyone is interested but that's as far as things went that time.

might as well

I'm here hoping all the columnfag greentexts get posted, especially the one continuing beyond them going to the mall after church.

hello column nigger. post your fucking story already. just stop stop pretending. thanks.

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If I had them all I wouldn't be here. I even looked on the fucking archive, but I could barely find the second part in legible quality and the pastebins don't pick up where the earlier ones leave off.

like i said, you can stop pretending. stop being a nigger faggot.

Here's hoping he shows up and delivers like you clearly think he will.

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>Here's hoping he shows up and delivers like you clearly think he will.
>he

LOL. ok.

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I have two stories, one of them is more of a regret, and another one is sexual.
Is anyone interested?

Post them both

Fpbp

Do it.

>Column nigger
>My sides

lol. he always pretends to be someone else.

This column nigger is now every green text storyteller from now on, I laughed hard

yes please

they're just prudish faggots who are too afraid of having out of the ordinary fetishes. probably religious too.

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I reserve my right to be a criminal

it's a fucking fantasy you retard. you're not supposed to act on it.

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I think you're a smooth criminal, user.

then don't, it's an incest webm ffrom adult gif but the sound is a must have so I linked it like that

its a porn webm.

Lurk more: tinyurl.com
/columnswildride

You really ain't missing much.

Also /wincestdrive too

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come for your gift
sRCgNq

ok guys you convinced me

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are you bedridden or something? this is all you do with your time every single day.

what is physically wrong with you?

That was on the archive, yes. It's missing what I described earlier. I was hoping someone had them from the start, in order, and uninterrupted like the scattered half-novelized bits on there.yes

I appreciate the effort though.

Get a load of this goy

if he is would you blame him? maybe fapping to these stories is one of the few things and make him happy.

It'd be even better if someone updated that google drive link to include all the original greentext format stories in order.

>if he is would you blame him? maybe fapping to these stories is one of the few things and make him happy.

no blame, just really curious. cerious.

>I’ll never understand why people like different things than me

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fuck off to reddit faggot

i want to fuck my mom.

pic related.

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great fucking logic there pal.
fuck off. not to reddit but just fuck off in general.

I'm pretty sure that's a pornstar from the 1980's and not your mom.

no thats my mom. but i know who you are talking about. she does look like her.

Please more details.

>just fuck off in general.
exactly
DO IT!

this is one of my favorites

I used to wank to these wincest pics years ago the story's went from decent to hilariously bad. But the girls always seemed to be more candid and that was hot to me and still like that now

Ded thred is dead. Nu-Yea Forums leaves much to be desired it seems. And these captchas are fucking awful, jesus. Even worse than I remembered them getting.

Bs, post more of her

Columnfag here. Shit happened. I stopped writing. 99.6% sure I won't ever write anymore, sorry.

A pity, but understandable. If you happen to have any backups not on that google drive links of the earlier greentexts I'd appreciate them. I've become quite a fan and don't want to miss any parts. Assuming you're not bullshitting of course.

Well after I certain point I stopped posting in greentext and just posted straight to the drive. It SHOULD all be there, i saw a link posted earlier in the thread.

Don't blame you man, I have dropped a few stories from my younger days, now it's turned into a bunch or retards sharing pictures of people they want and not actual interactions

That is totally Nina Hartley try harder fag

>rubbed tip of dick with my daughter's baby pussy, cumed and closed the diapers

sir, you are a monster

Just as an example, the season one novel format version only goes up to about the middle of this, and the season 2 greentext format stories seem to start well after it. Unless I'm retarded and they're out of order and I just didn't look hard enough.

Oh for pete's sake. Fuck Yea Forums and its tiny file size limit. Links to post/image:
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Source?

Lmao...

Friend in highschool, used to skip classes with her a lot and whatnot since freshman year. Junior year comes along and we start fucking. Few years after highschool my uncle and her mother get married. We've been broken up since she graduated the at the end of my junior year.

Anywho, somehow she managed to piss off one of her exes at the wedding and he dropped the bomb that we used to fuck and everyone was retarded enough to believe that we were cousins fucking each other...

People still believed that we are blood related and we were fucking... I hate my hometown...

This one picks up where that larger chunk leaves off, but the lower quality makes it a little tougher to read. Still good though. No idea where to find the ones that pick up after the mall arcade or which ones they skip ahead to on google drive.

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And also this summary of events including the stuff in the other two images and beyond. I was combing that archive after running into this hot shit on Yea Forums.

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Waiting on this

can we talk about that bottle of No-Doz by the BEDside table?

nina heartly?

Where else would it be?

Still waiting