Celebrity Thread

Celebrity Thread

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cute, petite, tight and virgin

Karlie Kloss' pussy stinks

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I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

more!

I'd do anything for a whiff

I hope everyone else is alright tonight

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wtf

this sounds interesting. tell me more.

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Jordyn Jones

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well...im leaking

hai

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stay away from my man, bozo

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My qt daughter

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to you haters I put one in yo tomata nigga

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ಠ 益 ಠ) No user, what about you? WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

What the heck?! She looks like a angel! °˖◝(0▿0)◜˖°

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Wth?! You look like a beady!

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Taylor Swift's pussy stinks

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Still not as bad as brie larsons feet.

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I'm alright, the alcohol is numbing the pain.

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It's my big beady eyes! (◐ ω ◑)

That you Babs user? What's got you down?! ; ------ ; PLEASE RESPOND

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JJ please

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As big as Lilly feets?

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She's perfect!

Her ass makes me weak

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I need a closeup of her eyes for a comparison.

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She needs to work out more her ass is getting flabby

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My doggo was injured today after a car crash. He died on the way to the animal clinic I tried reanimating him on the entire rest of the way there.

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stretching her against the wall and fuck her like that

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Indeed

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Mmmm

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plz no

Oh geeze that's terrible, I'm really sorry to hear that. Don't drink too much okay? :c

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bewbs

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it's ok, this is my last glas for tonight.

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Okay good! You go sleepy and rest up soon. ^ - ^

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BIG BEWBS holy moly

MASSIVE

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could feed a village with them droopers

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Close enough?

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we'll get him cremated on monday. He was a good boy.

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where did u get this pic of my gf?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
That'll do! I'd say we have the same size eyes, but now that I think of it, I think everyone has the same size eyes kek

I bet he was. Just remember that he woudn't want for you to be sad, stay strong! :]

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Maybe, but she has nice, perky little tits.

That's a pic of my Queen

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Leaking JJ nudes?

bending over like a good girl .. and squatting her ass over a hard cock

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Nudes when?

You a silly

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Queen Brie

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You guys remember that one time that Natalie went topless on a beach and paparazzi got some pics?

Anyway, apparently there are two different sets of personal nudes of her. Can someone please leak them?

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nice work

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Goddess Brie

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Good boy points, no need for cash
doing chores around the house is always a blast

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I tried everything I could.
I'll be alright.

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The All-Mighty
(And I’m aware that’s not how it’s spelled

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Definitely!

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so, how are you doing friend?

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Boobs pls

roflmao, that's horrible

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better than GAL GAFUCKING KIKE DOT fagOT

Nothing going on with me, just got back from work, had a good day at the gym yesterday. Not a whole lot to report.

∩( ・ω・)∩ Time carries on.

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das horrible, but I love the idea.

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good to hear that you are back on track, I was worried about you for a while.

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hey, no argument there
still, a horrible shoop

>not accepting the superiority of our jewish goddess

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NOTHING can hold me back, so long as I stay away from the dreaded liquor monster.

(੭ˊ ꒳ ˋ)੭ BACK, GET BACK AWAY FROM ME YOU HELL LIQUID! (This is what I said out loud last time I went to the liquor store, I walked out without buying anything).

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I respectfully disagree

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just do it like me and buy expensive liquior so you don't drink as much :P

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Sometimes...sometimes I just love you, you fuckin weirdo

pls no user ... don't make me hard. It's the last thing I need RN

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She is divinity personified. A living goddess amongst mortals. I would sacrifice my life for her perfect divinity.

cute, petite, tight and virgin

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You can't get drunk if you can't afford to drink.
It just might work! ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

~(=^–^) YAY!

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but y
dubs confirm

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babsnon wisdom! :3
because she might not just make me hart like many other celebs ...

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*hard
hello alcohol

What else?

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I might be crushing on her a bit too much

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I know :3

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Just never seen a gal like her

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Ems and dadfu sitting in a tree

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>Just never seen a Gal like her
Ayyyyyy lmao.

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kek

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when last we left of little Ari she was in the
lotiony store, so entranced with the mess of
lotions on the shelves, when a man from
behind grabbed and held her bum!
out popped little Ari's tongue out of her small
red lipsticked mouth in the surprise what
change had occurred from tumbling her eyes
from all the different body oils, body lotions
and body creams on the shelves to thinking
about the hand that was rubbing on her tickly
bum cheek!

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Glad that I could cheer you up with a silly pun.
I think it's about time for me to head off to bed.
We'll talk tomorrow.

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Gunna squirt for Ari

It's quite pungent my dear!

Sleep well my sweet cinnamon roll! (U u U)

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moisturizing and lightly scented body oil
styles became the thumb pressary on the
right bum cheek! which caused her tongue
flipped out to shift and roll around her lips!

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gn babsnon, remember to drink some water before you fall asleep

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Goodnight, hope you sleep well :)

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My love for Pey?

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My god I wish I could cover her pretty face with my cum

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I will

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I'd shoot a few hundred potential grand-kids in there for ya pops.

literally who

your mom

an unrivaled topical selection in many scents
changed to the two fingered snappish nips
that squabbled over her bum cheeks!
wow little Ari's eyes popped out so wide
and her body was so frozen with the take
that her bum was subject she didn't even
move around to see who had brought this up!

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Same

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sick burn

What a waste of a hot body.

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What a hottie

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May I cum for JJ?

what do you mean?

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OH MY

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Wut movie

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oh shit

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Mormon. Wears magic underwear. Virgin. Doesn't drink coffee or alcohol. Anti-sex, unless she's someone's many wives. Total waste.

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Idle Hands, dingus

OH SHIT

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OH MY OH SHIT

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Beady, pls don't :(

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Don't care. More pics, please.

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mmmmmMMMMmMMMMmMMmmmy...

;3

next thread?

what was now that you sperg out?

kys oil glands

that's make it hotter to cum to her

Everytime you spam my heart sinks a bit

Beady why don't make me cry

Every time he spams he loses more of his soul....

...

has anyone seen my daddario user?