Help me close the deal, B

Real Advice:

You want to move from texting to meeting in person as quickly as possible. Say something like “You don’t seem like an ax murderer, meet me drinks next whatever.” Your dick will never be inside her if you don’t get beside her first.

OP here. Yes I fucking know the convo is cringe and beta AF but for some reason she restarted it. I probably woulda let it die if I were her

this

I've never seen it. Why don't I watch it while you suck my nuts dry?

its the most casual convo on earth doesnt mean shit

Check em

OP here again I got 20+ matches I am too much of a cuck to have done anything with. Any interest? Posting some pics

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send those dubs to that bitch, you got nothing to loose

control the convo, move it towards sex. chicks are used to guys being fucking shy and beta and get thrown when you are direct.
what previous user said about eating ass while its playing in the background

offer Mary some dick

#2

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#3

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And last one

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beg Hannah not to eat you alive

ask sam if she poses with fat chicks to make herself more appealing

don't ask her, just tell her she actually looks hot by contrast

Cmon OP

Not sure if this is a joke, but she's not into you. At all. If she can "forget" to respond to you, blow you off for a week, then send a halfass reply like that, you're wasting your time. She's not interested and will only keep you around as a beta orbiter.

tell Karen to send you her exposed asshole... and post results

We have a winner

too bad OP is a loser tho

>sprint

How do you live with shit service? Not bashing just asking.

Are you gonna cry tho? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

She ignored you for a week dude. She ain't into you.

fUCING deliver OP this is it

dubs speak
>op is a faggot that wont deliver

she was banging other matches until there were no more left to fuck with
that pussy ran dry by now

??

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do it

Just do it

faggot has no balls to send it

don't chicken out OP

Do it

yes

faggot come on

ffs be brave, that's what sluts want. prove you're macho men
trus us it will work right

are you castrated?

yes (OP here) i cut my balls when i was a kid with scissors
it was fun, now i need to survive swallowing gallons of horse cocks

this is spaghetti. dont send this.

keep it casual. it sounds like the both of you agree that you're into one another. just say something like "yeah im a big fan of guillermo del toro" and you guys can start talking about his filmography.

Kek do it and post results

fuck this shit, I'm out, OP is a fag

mention el orfanato. she'll get wet.

do it for the lulz. but i doubt this will get you anywhere

There I sent

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Offer your dick and if she declines move on to the next. It's tinder

DO IT FAGGOT

I do tend to geek out with the foreign and horror genres, I know the Spanish dude but haven't watched that one, I would love to eat your ass while it plays in the background
(if you really want to close the deal just say watch it someotime)

F

Oh my god, whats with the second part? FAGGOT

Bebop Beta cuck detected

Ahahaaha critical failure!

You faggot. You should have seen how she responded and the doubled down instead of backing off.

ruined it with the second message

quads MUST BE FULFILLED

fucking mongoloid

LMAO THIS IS FUCKED

true

you are fucking terrible. shouldn't have sent the second part

easily the worst thing you could have done was say it then back out OP. my partner here is right, youre a bitch

Big oof. You're now a beta cuck in her eyes

No pedo,but that little girl in the movie is strangely attractive, right?

Roll

that's the reason you're still virgin OP and you'll be forever

how fucking retarded are you?

they're right that second part really shot it all to shit.

Rolly

Win

i can't handle the levels of cringe with that second message

please someone open a better bread than this cucklord shit

You had a good thing going there but you fucked it

Roll
Also OP is a fucking faggot

all there is left is to ask her if she came across any black guys with big dicks so you can suck them before they fuck you in the ass

Rolls

You fucked it.

1. Never apologise, you were apologising straight out the gate
2. Never send that sort of shit and THEN apologise, you've gone from asshole who will fuck her like a madman and dump her like she wants to beta incel micro penis who stepped out of his lane for a minute
3. Your convo is out of line for that sort character anyway, again you will now look like a beta incel micro penis who stepped out of his lane for a minute

Enjoy being posted on reddit for laughs by her cuck.

Rollit

Delicious quads matey

This is the only acceptable answer.

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RIP OP, ya goof

OP already fucked it up m8

Show us the conversation with hailey you faggot

im a girl anons.
ITT try to chat me up.

tits, timestamp, then state your business, else gtfo

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ITT OP IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT

Tits or gtfo. And don't forget a timestamp.

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RIP OP

OP, if this is you i swear to god...

The shame on her face as he forces those tits out makes me diamonds

World War Z was a shit movie even if you haven't read the book.

Poor taste, dump her.

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the book was passable

im not OP. im a girl.

Dubs says end the conversation there and don't message her for weeks.

god that is beta

no you're not. until you give tits and timestamp, you're just some dude pretending to be a chick...you know the rules user, now gtfo

RUINED
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good god

haha you better post the outcome you autist

OP is never coming back

got anything more like this?