I'm in my room, dont have rope or CO2 tank, what's the fastest way to kill myself right now

I'm in my room, dont have rope or CO2 tank, what's the fastest way to kill myself right now
>looking for suggestions not for sympathy

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take 800mg of benadryl

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On the plus side, if he doesn't die, he'll get to enjoy a loooooong spider show.

Will it for sure kill you or am I going to end up a vegetable

Well if you are a real american there should be like 3 loaded firearms nearby...

Suicide by old age.
Do it, you coward.

Hold your breath until you die

Not American, Canadian

take 30-40 .5 milligram ativan and dunk your head under the water and weigh yourself down with something heavy you will drown with no pain or hang yourself on ativan it will put you to sleep when the drugs kick in no pain

Yikes sounds too risky

Don't do this holy shit you'll wish you were dead

That will take too long OP wants to die soon dumbass

What does it do

That looks delicious

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bash your head against the wall

Good meals not street meat

You will trip balls

Where do you live?I can help you with your issue.its gonna hurt a lot.

Can't get ahold of those drugs unless its over the counter

ok so you have one. You may need to pull the trigger with your big toe but all will be well

Heroin overdose is a pleasant way to go. Pretty easy to find anywhere.

Hoping for a way that I can't pussy back on because I am that type of person to just sit there and ask if I really wanna

No pain

How much is it?

you trash are not supposed to tell him. whole point was for him to have a shitty trip nd not die. you dumb bitch

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benadryl my dude

Read post above you

4 advl's

Bout $90 a g the last time I checked you'd need about 4g to kill yourself. If you want something cheaper look for benzos, like xanax bars, the go for $5-10 a bar and if you take enough you'll die.

Alright thanks sounds like a deal

3-7 Viagra's

Can't have an erection

Take your dick and cut it off with a knife, there will be no pain and you'll die fast

Both of these ways are said to be painless, if everything goes as plan you'll pass out and never wake up.

Don't have a dick