ITT: Famous girls you've fucked

she used to do porn

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No one will true me but its believe

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I never fucked her but I know the pornstar Michelle b she is retired now

at a concert back stage she invited me back and things just went from there

and yes she is as tiny as she looks and absolutely wild

newscaster

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>wild
post details

You need to get out your car more user, if you think we will fall for that one. Nice try though.

fingersnails all over screaming grabbing climbing all over you and the licking she licked everywhere

Vegas is fucking great, most porn stars go there to escort. They don't even really cost that much.

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yeah was surprised at that too when I was there

>people missing the point

Okay yeah shut up retard, no ez clout points for you. You think I can JO to that?

So jelly if true. She was my childhood crush.

>You need to get out your car more
Funny, because I don't have care car right now.

Anal creampie was great and she licked my dick so good. Great fuck.

How does it feel to know that nobody will ever believe you.

I believe you, fucked her too. I think most everyone in the peninsula did.

I fucked some two-bit actress called Blioux Kirkby a couple of years ago. I didn't have a rubber, so I fucked the pussy for a while and she begged me to come in her ass.

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Welcome to the Hollywood dream. Nobody will ever believe you.

Is she Scottish?

What's up with actresses and anal cumming?

ITT

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Probably taken too much dick in the front.

I paid to fuck Ashley Rider, she's a Scottish porn star.

I believe it from the ghost of USC. Dan did a number breaking her mind.

Pregnancy. That's why anal sex is so popular at Hollywood.

She is gross and cross eyed

She pisses and farts at the same time around the 4.00 minute mark.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=747734396

>ghost of USC
Backstory of this?

You will never know who you are exchange recipes with on an anonymous Vietnamese ramen exchange cork board. This is something everyone should keep in mind.

British, she sounds almost 100% American though.

To make a long story short she did a ton of coke at a frat party and they covered her in so much cum she looked like a ghost.

How do you know? Do you go/went to USC?

That story had been all over USC campus. I was not there but the story spread like wildfire here and all over the net. Who knows though.

>I don't have care car
How come what happened to it? You must be lost without it. So how’s things going anyway.

My dick wants to hear the long story ;)

Michelle Trachtenberg; it looks like going to USC helped with banging famous whores.

Are you a trojan?

It's bullshit. Not one photo exists. Maybe could have been true if it happened before she was famous, people are stupid sometimes but no way for someone who was famous before she went to college would know the pitfalls.

Anyway like stated earlier no photos and there definitely would be if it happened.

Why do you invite lies?

Good fuck?

I would like to second this, you never know who could be lurking a thread.

Famous. We're looking for famous

C'mon Op if no bullshit what's the story?

Damn and here I thought they were just a bunch of faggots

Fraternity parties are really wild, especially at Los Angeles colleges, famous people are involved often, and you never see leaks of it.

These quads don’t lie. It’s now truth.

Can I ask if your are famous?

Doubt anyone will believe it, but we banged in hs

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but it has been leaked - at least the story has, just not with any kind of evidence, so it is bullshit.

Stories are just stories and rumors are just rumors. Nobody cares about it without proof.

No wonder she offed herself.

Tom Brady

that's a man

Great tits.

Exactly, that is what I think. people might repeat it but no one could really believe it without proof because it sounds made up, especially one that ends with someone famous covered in cum.

No user definitely not, but I do know that some people have lurcked here in the past. Can I ask are you famous?
>shatner: Yea Forums Yea Forums and /mlp/.

A lot of frat parties make you check your cell phone at the door now after so many got in trouble for the crazy shit that goes on in there. They kept getting busted due to pictures so now you gotta check it If you want in.

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>big if true
He always wins anyway user, but who and why would he be fighting there?

I thought she was Welsh? But i guess it's all the same really in that area

Kek
Yeah she went downhill went she got into porn

how was it?

Maybe, I don't know if that is true but sounds believable. Miranda Cosgrove covered in cum doesn't sound true though and would need proof. If there is none i would never believe it happened.

Also you can record stuff without a phone but whatever.

every thread.

Pics or it didn't happen you retards

tell us more?

she was a whore in the sack

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We dated briefly after she left iCarly.she was very sexual and had a hot pussy.she wasn't my type though,so went back to England to fuck the Megan while Harry finished his tour with the royal army.their baby will be 1/8th pikey on my fathers side.she will be a nigger and a gypsy.royality no doubt

>Miranda Cosgrove covered in cum doesn't sound true
Ironically, that's why I believe the rumor. She looks so innocent and has zero scandals. Why talk about her when nobody can believe it? It will be more easy talk about Miley or Ariana, everybody knows they are big sluts and shit will be more believable.

No.
More famous names?

>Ashley Rider
gg user

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Dan?

looks like a whore out of the sack too

why would you fuck that ugly bitch megan?

She's the littlest angel.would latch on to her large breastesess gently hold her down and firmly insert for ejaculation.would wife/10

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I'd throw my dick in broken glass.so she's not an issue

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>hot pussy
elaborate

bet you said she had a beautiful nose

ok i guess that makes sense
good job on fucking with the royal family

Kek

I once worked with a guy who claims to have fucked Melania trump in slovenia when she was an escort

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pesses*

its fucking hilarious that the current first lady is an actual gold digger prostitute

wtf time to go to slovenia

Greatest tits in porn history

F

He couldn't beat Big Blue, homeboy. He had two chances.

>LARP: the thread

Deum0s

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hot

Yeah, people with Trump-induced psychosis will say all kinds of things. The left is full of Jussie Smolletts. Your former coworker is just mentally and/or emotionally unbalanced. And then you have people like who will believe anything negative, regardless of how idiotic it may be, about the object of their obsession

Moar

And then you have people like who will ignore anything negative, regardless of how much evidence there is, even out of Trump's own mouth.

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Rumors are that she took on the Trojan football team and "lost" sort to speak.

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Not only do I not believe you, but I have no clue who that Millennial disaster is.
>inb4 “reverse pic search”

I just want Miranda to cuckold me with the entire BBC football team sigh

lol shut the fuck up Cletus, stop kissing Trump's butthole

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Evidence of what? Speculation by CNN and a washed up pornstar don't count as evidence

Best economy in 50 years. Cant wait to see the liberal butthurt when he gets re-elected.

Deal with it, bro

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Threadly reminder that if you are still a trumptard in current year+4 you are no better than a broney.

Back in the early 90s, before she was at all famous or crazy.

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that's insulting to bronies but ok..

They're trying for Bernie redux, Pocahontas and a brown Hillary (White Hillary didn't work the last time, so they're trying lesbian black Hillary). Basically the 2016 election, but with a negress from San Fran this time.

"The definition of mental illness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

Please don't try to quote Einstein while defending Trump, you're literally idiocracy in action and the whole world is laughing at you

I truly envy you. Would love to fuck her, even though she'd probably destroy me and explode my penis.

You won't shame or isolate me for enjoying a strong economy, no individual healthcare mandate, North Korea taking a break from their daily nuclear threats, 24/7 liberal asspain, and a slightly higher tax return this year. No amount of fallacious comparisons will get me to suddenly start hating these things. I don't care what the current year is

Not a girl but I've only fucked one famous person. I met Carrot Top on Tinder when I was in LA. I was so excited that we matched and that he was coming over to my hotel that I didn't realize that he is a top. He is also really strong. I am 6'3" 210 pounds and he threw my around like a rag doll. He fucked the absolute shit out of me and jerked me off three times. I was sore for like a week afterward.

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Yeah, my son used to have this nervous reaction whenever he was scared of something. He would start laughing. He eventually stopped this behavior, I think around ten years old.

Meanwhile, millions of grown adults still make jokes and fake laughter to hide their fear and worry.

Sucks cock like a pornstar

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i think you're confusing a lot of different concepts
it's laughter coming from nothing more than pity and ridicule. your president is a moron and a con-man, if you're too blind to see that at this point there's no hope for you. Trump will come down in history as a disgrace and a mistake.

no doubt!

stop reproducing asap, we don't need more retards around

God I hate you r/la_donald cunts such plebs. You need to go back. Shadilay.

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What is famous for you OP?
I had sex with some actresses but no big names.

What did he con us about? You can say it was that Mexico would pay for the wall, but I'll tell you know - none of us really care if Mexico pays for it or not. We just want that wall. When we pay $1 trillion dollars a year in welfare, billions a year to countries like Israel and Saudi Arabia, and $700 billion to private corporations, I'm willing to part with $15bil (fuck it, $20bil) for something that will actually benefit us.

So you can try the "he said Mexico will pay for it" argument if you want, but we never cared who paid for as long as it gets built. Which it is. Enjoy your national emergency.

This, its what we planned all those years ago. He is lulcow that keeps paying.

C-D list? Post names, I'm curious.

you fucked a jew?
absolutely disgusting

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Rumors like that have been going on since Clara Bow in the 1920s. People love to spread those stories. Doesn't necesarily mean its true.

you fucked hacksaw jim duggan? you a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clara Bow was a well-know nympho. And the USC football team does gangbangs, it's like a rite of passage.

names?

I'll take things that didn't happen for $1200 Alex.

don't think you will know one
Kylie Bunbury
Chelsea Ricketts
Valerie Tian
Kelsey Sanders
Hannah Russell
Jessica Lee Keller
Tessa Harnetiaux
Casey Marie Ecker
Tiffany Thornton
Kelley Jakle
Olivia Howard Bagg

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That's a long list. Are you a producer?

Famous newscaster in my country

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wildest fuck?

Actor

maybe Tiffany Thornton. Fun Fact: She's married and has a kid.

Famous? Post clues, bro.

I mostly do body doubling for male actors who have to shoot gay love scenes.

F

Are you bi?

Unfortunately not.

Did you ever met/worked with famous actresses?

yeah, I had small roles in Sin City 2 and The Huntsman & the ice Queen.
I had a coffee with Jessica Chastain. She adorable.

And how in hell did you fucked so many cuties?

Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

Trump induced psychosis is right, you sound retarded

You mean to continued trends we were already on?

And now with the Trump tax scam current IRS data is showing people paid 13% more this year

Have you filed your taxes?

Link to said porn

because stories of fantasy and falsehood.

>talking about politics at a fuck thread
interesting

>fantasies about nobodies
what's the point

But you're okay with Trump with gay for Israel and Saudi Arabia

guys, Famous girls you´ve fucked. Unless it isn´t Melania or Ivanka, I don´t want to read the name of that faggot Trump in this thread. That kills any boner. And not because he is stupid or dumb or republican or a fucking racist, I dont care, it is because he is that MALE and ugly.

good looking and the most girls in Hollywood are insecure.It's not that hard to fuck cute girls here.

RIP thread. Another thread dead due to TDS.

I fingerbanged Tiffany

ITT: lies

MAGA faggots ruin everything

You're on Yea Forums. The most you've fucked is your overly stretched gaping grime-encrusted fleshlight's hole.

What about Nickelodeon and Disney starlets? Are they so easy as people say?

First day here, reddit? They are bumping thread actually.

Liz Gillies fucked on the Victorious set.

details?

The Icarlys too?

Set guys said she would sometimes bring her boyfriend to the Lot and do it. They didn't go into details.

Don't know details about that show.

If being the mother of the biggest faggot on earth is "famous", then yes, I fucked OP's mom.

Do you know Mia Serafino?

I just love sex. There is no gay or straight. If it's pretty, fuck it.

Never met her.

Of course. I'm not a nigger, an illegal or NEET.

Forgettable. I think older piggies are more wild.

Don't know who the other guy is

I would say they are just rumors. but i never was on any nickelodeon or disney show so i don't know

Story bro

But you know who is she. Why?

Got the version with the tits?
If so post please.

I got a bj from Elizabeth McLaughlin several years ago.

No. That is probably my biggest criticism of the guy. He's just like every other President when it comes to Israel and the Saudis. He kisses their asses and propagates the myth that they're our allies, when they should be considered hostile nations. But that is not unique to Trump.

With that said, I still like much of the other things he's done or is trying to do.

In H.S. she was still he tho

Bush?

Nudes?

I know someone who worked on Crowded.

Do you have a crush on her or something?

Hairy pussy?

I'm not the guy from THE sex tape, but I did fuck Meg White.

You got me lel
Something to share about her?

No sorry.

Yes. Though that was everyone, until the late 90s.

How was she?

Oh, shame. And something about all the cast?

This show? Was your friend an actor or just working there?

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Bet she looked great with a bush. How was the sex?

That trip-dub combo get compels me to answer your question

She loves being dominant. I'm not really into pegging, but being forced to do things against your will is basically the bread and butter of the dom/sub dynamic. So my ass got fucked over and over, until I started to enjoy it. Now I can't even cum without at least two fingers up my ass. Hooking up with her was a blessing and a curse. Best, weirdest sex I ever had, but now I'm ruined on normal sex. I'm a gigantic cockwhore now

Friend worked on set.

He said Patrick was really nice and funny. Miranda was nice and down to earth.

Weird and shy but kinda commanding. Like, she came on to me and was very direct about it but wasn't really about conversation. And once we were in bed, it was incredible. Wet wild and loud. Chubby but the nice kind where you knew you could pound her without her complaining after.

I forgot. One time Miranda bent down and he got a peek at her black thong.

ya know, who are you femanon

Footfag?

Any bush?

Lucky dude. Heard set was a bit wild, but nothing solid, only rumors and a bunch of blind items.

Miranda is too pure to wear a thong.

Yeah, she looked amazing.

The sex was boring, unfortunately. She was a cheerleader type, got lots of attention. So she was pretty lazy about it. She seemed to like it all just fine, she just didn't take any initiative at all, like she didn't know what to do on her end. But she was awesome to look at and not shy at all, so that made up for it.

We were parts of different crowds, so it didn't really last. We only hung out a few times, fucked once.

Yeah. Not a full bush, but it had been a while since she'd maintained it and was growing in.

What were the blind items?

What positions did you do? Blow a load on her?

She suck you off?

Found it:

There were so many moving parts behind the scenes that it had no chance of succeeding despite what it looked like from the outside. It was a network show. Very short lived. it begins with the lead actress. An amazing person and an even better actress. Emmy winner/nominee. Multiple very popular hit shows in different formats. This was going to be her chance to be the star. Not just one of many, but the star. In her haste to be the star, she gave up another Emmy win/nomination. Plain and simple it would have been hers. Because she wanted to be the lead she didn’t look at the fact that her male lead co-star was doing it for the paycheck, just like he does everything else. He is a workaholic. Tell him to be somewhere and he will be there and will show up on time and work hard. The thing is though, he only has one character and one tone to all his roles. That is why, for the most part his greatest successes have been as a voice over guy. Our actress got no say in the casting of that role. While working on the show, he also had five other projects and the producers told him he could do them all. She also got no say in the casting of the guy who preferred to drink rather than act. This caused issues. Then, there were his what seemed like daily doctor appointments. There were two younger characters on the show, one of whom decided she was the biggest star on the show or had been led to believe that by her people so acted like that from day one. Plus, the producers and showrunner hinted she was going to be the focus of the show. All of this combined with another actress who was a bulimic and the whole thing was a disaster from start to finish. Canceling the show was putting it out of its misery.
Show: "Crowded"
Actress: Carrie Preston
Show she left: "The Good Wife"
Co-star: Patrick Warburton
Drinking co-star: Stacy Keach
Actress thinks she’s a star: Miranda Cosgrove
Bulimic actress: Mia Serafino

I was an extra on Half Blood prince (You can see me clearly in several scenes). My dad was born in Ireland so we had a lot to talk about. It wasn't until filming finished that we peoperly hooked up and dated for about 3 months. Then a decent part came up and I had to move away. We still keep in touch now, and visited her when she was on dancing with the stars.

Very shy in bed to start with, i think were each other's firsts. Then she warmed up a lot and get really agressive. Amazing boobs, doesn't shave. Collars match the cuffs.

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Poor Mia

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Luna lovegood having a full bush is really hot. Where would she take cum?

Not a lot. Like I said she was kind of business-like, not much foreplay. She sucked me til I was hard enough then rode me; I nutted and she sucked me hard again, then I took her from behind. She tried again after that but I was drained and just left a little dribble on her tits. I wasn't really able toget an idea of how good she was at oral because it was so quick; I think she was good but she wasn't super into it, either.

What kind of sounds would she make? Any dirty talk?

Where’d she have the loads go?

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Inside, every time. Never broached the subject of anal, as we weren't together that long. Got exactly 2 blowjobs off her though, swallowed both times. One was at a party at her house and another was at Katie's (Leung) birthday. That was also the only time Katie got off with Matt Lewis

Like I said, aggressive. Lots of grabbing the skin on my back and demanding I fuck her harder through gritted teeth. But when she came she was nothing must softness and sighs.

Fuck I miss her.

Inside, both times.

>she blew me a little to start
>for maybe a couple minutes
>nothing really memorable
>I ate her, bush was not long, pretty nice
>she came from me eating her and fingering at the same time
>missionary on the bed
>then edge of the bed, with legs up while I was standing
>I wanted to be able to see her
>she got pretty loud from fucking with her legs up
>I was able to give it to her pretty hard that way
>not sure if she actually came from that though
>blew my load in a condom while fucking
>hung out in bed talking about stupid high school stuff for a bit
>only hung out with her once after that, group of people
>she seemed interested but divided
>like she liked me but didn't think I fit in with her crowd
>which was fine, she didn't fit in with mine either

Damn that’s cool haha. Any hot gossip on the other hp people?

who?

Any dirty talk from her?

I only met Emma the once. Shook my hand, said hi. She's really fucking pretty close up. Dan always acts like he's off his tits, but that's just his ADHD. Rupert was really reservd & quiet at parties. He'd sit with his guitar but never play it.

Bonnie just wanted to be Emma, but now she's getting more into directing. The twins I probably had the best laugh with. We went paintballing once and I accidentally got Oliver in the balls. Matt Lewis was bloody nice (still FB chums). but the ones with the biggest egoes were Devon Murray & Jamie Waylett. Devon's done fuck all since Potter and Waylett's in jail for selling drugs and carrying a knife in public.

No, I don't think she said anything at all while any of it was going on. Just moaned. She didn't seem to have a lot of sexual confidence, just knew she was really attractive.

I hear Lewis is really hung. Think Katie had any trouble with him?

Sorry, Brit-talk. 'Got off' just meant they just kissed with gusto. Coudln't possibly comment on matthew's endowment, but the dress Katie was wearing was pretty revealing. Popped out twice but recovered quickly. Best thing about her is her accent. It's adorable.

A Scottish accent is tops, especially on a hot girl. You see her nip when she popped out?

Other than the hair, what was her pussy like?

more of Mia pls

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Grew up in Foxborough, MA. Jo jo was a friend of a friend. We hooked up a few times. She was very down to business and wasnt into the lovely dovey

doubt it..... but on the off chance you're legit - story?

What was she like in bed? Nice body?

Fucking top kek

Half areola & the teat. Chinese, so dark.

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Jojo got a record contract real early right? Working witha bunch of R&B producers--she musta got dicked down repeatedly. The full R Kelly treatment

anal sex?

I wonder if she was Asian about her pube situation lol. Might give Bonnie a run for her money haha

proof?

Looked normal, tasted like pussy. I didn't really thoroughly inspect it, that was way before online porn and I don't think people were in that comparative mindset. I was focused on the rest of her, which was really awesome. Figured a pussy was a pussy. Everyone back then had hair, so you couldn't really see everything else clearly unless you made a point to spread her out and look, which just seemed awkward. Just got my face in there and went to town, then same for fucking.

So: no hangers past her bush or anything obviously noticeable, but I couldn't really say much past that.

All good, still legend you got to bang clueless and get her off

Yes she was good in bed. It was crazy she was in town to see family etc. And I got introduced through my friend she asked for my number and hit me up to fuck. So we met up she wasnt interested in small talk we just got down to business.

I have no idea. I could tell sex was her stress relief and she really enjoyed it. It is possible since she enjoyed it so much she used it to help further her career. I mean judging by how mediocre her talent was I'd say probably. From what I know about her parents they were sexualizing her at a young age to try and tempt the right people. There were rumors that in her young teens even she was blowing her way to the top

Yeah, you never know what people will grow up to be. I'm just glad that was before the PETA crap, back when she still ate burgers.

Pussy totally shaved? What positions did she like?

Yes. She loved being on top and in control

Where would you cum?

>From what I know about her parents they were sexualizing her at a young age to try and tempt the right people.
you gotta love momanagers and fame

How were her tits?

Hillary Duff right after the flop of material girl. She got into a funk. She spent like 2 weeks in my shitty apartment even though her place was super nice. We fucked and did a lot of drugs. And then she ghosted me.

Inside her

How was her body? Good sex?

That upon her request? What got her off?

Right. It has been a common practice in the industry until recently. That's why so many people are getting in trouble. Like you can turn literally anyone into a superstar with the right production so how are you going to say no to a hot tennie throwing herself at you.

At the time she had actually gotten a little chubby in the stomach. But it was decent. And great sex. Let me tell you Mike comrie is a lucky man.

>until recently
Casting couch is bigger than ever.

No I just did it and she went with it

Awesome small tits. Perky and a perfect handful, nips that got pointy when she was turned on. Enough to bounce around just a little when fucked hard.

What made it great?

Pink nips?

Any kinks?

>Itt people lie

Member of Die Antwood, you'd have to have a taste of music to enjoy it.

post year book photo, cover, and what she signed in it.

Die Antwood is a 45-year-old wigger and a semi-attractive chick who sings like she is trying to make fun of a Chinese person. If you like Die Antwood you do not have good taste in music.

I fucked Georgia Salpa. It was 2000, I was 20 in Greece vacationing with her dad. She told me she was 18. Me and my brother got drunk a lot with her and her friend Sally. She was insanely hot but a little annoying. Sally was also pretty, and less bitchy, but not insanely ridiculously hot. We ended up skinny dipping, then fucking.
Like 12 years later I saw her in the cover of some British tabloid mag. Turns out she had been 16 then. Didn't even know she'd become famous-ish.
Also Screech from SBTB once asked if he could blow me. Totally unrelated story. I said no.

Yeah, like a pink-ish tan? About what you'd expect from her pale skin tone. And it was at night with just a lamp on.

Yup but that's scripted lmao. In the entertainment industry that sex for a contract isn't happening anymore. At least not as blatantly as it was before

Sorry, I was 20. SHE was vacationing with her dad. But he never spent any time with her.

>45-year-old wigger and a semi-attractive chick who sings like she is trying to make fun of a Chinese person.

Best description of Die Antwood ever.

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She was a horn dog. I think alot of it had to do with the fact that she was depressed and we were doing a lot of coke, weed and drinking during the 2 weeks. She was a squirter and was super proud of it. And she had control over her pussy muscles so she would squeeze around my dick

You are so wrong.

No, like I said she was pretty business about it. She hit me up a few other times but it was all about sex. As soon as she got off she would leave.

How was her body then? Good fuck?

What would get her off? She loud?

Her ass still amazing then? Any bush?

Nope not at all actually. I know for a fact that that rarely is happening right now. I'm in the industry. You need to realize that for 1. Everyone is super afraid of getting into trouble. 2. A young and up and coming artist can get way more publicity by accusing someone then by just getting signed .

LOL, bragging about fucking a niggress.

Yes! It was soft and incredible and she actually enjoyed anal. She was shaved when she first came over but she didnt shave the whole time, which was annoying because of her legs but her Bush was pretty cute

>A young and up and coming artist can get way more publicity by accusing someone then by just getting signed .
Hell no. Nobody wants to work with big mouths. If you talk about inside stuff, your career is dead.

She request anal or did you initiate? Cum in her ass?

Would her pit hair grow out? ...Asking for a friend

I just did it. She was so coked out I figured I could pass it off as a mistake. And yes I came in her ass.

Yes a mean none of her hair grew super long. It was more just subly

He likes the juice from taco bell filling.

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You may be right for the movie industry, but in the music industry you can be alot more independent so yes being a big mouth can pay off.

And in the movie industry being a big mouth gets you paid.

Nice. How were her dick sucking skills?

Of all the stories in this thread this one is so gross that I am afraid that it is true.

Great. She deepthroated instantly to show off. She isn't afraid to suck balls and lick taking.

Again she was in a weird "idgaf" so I'm glad I got to take advantage of that.

I got fired from my job at the time because she wouldnt let me leave for work. She blocked the door and pulled my pants down.

I don't have any reason to lie. I'm not even gay. Life is funny. One minute you are bored at the Hampton Inn and the next minute Carrot Top is busting your cheeks with an angry passion.

That sorta makes you gay, fag

Dirty talk?

She moaned alot and loudly and would say the standard things like fuck me and harder but nothing really to out there.

There are two types of people in this world: Chads like me who cultivate cacti and have sex with Carrot Top and losers. Guess which one you are.

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You still get the mandatory three days for this.

Ur mum

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