Your 'must haves' a girl needs to do or have to make you cum hard?

Your 'must haves' a girl needs to do or have to make you cum hard?

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Married now, but when I was dating, anal had to be on the table. Probably not an issue if I was in the market looking today, but 17 years ago, took a little more searching.
What I didn't know when I was dating, but found out after I met my now wife was how much I enjoyed like OP's pic. That was a fun surprise the first time she did it to me. God damn.

This.
Had a rimjob for the first time in 25 years because no i'm not a faggot.
Turns out my ex gf always wanted to rimjob me so one night i was fucking wasted and let her do it. Shit was cash

Must have a phat pussy

Mine needs to be able to shut of her Braun completely during sex and throw all limits over board to to simply anything we feel like

Exactly. She likes giving, I like receiving, and she's damn good at it. I mean, I like giving them to her too, but when you find a girl who does it voluntarily and enthusiastically, hold on to her.
So she still an ex, or you back with her? Gotten anyone else to do it since?

I assume you mean brain not Braun hahaha?

>Your 'must haves' a girl needs to... have to make you cum hard?
A pulse.

I need her to be able to shut off Braun.

If Braun is on, and not shut off, I can't blow my load.

Had a fuck buddy who loved the taste and would rim me any tim she gave me a bj. Current GF likes to lick my balls and the part between butthole and balls. I might just lift my hips one time so her tongue will get further down and see if she goes with it once she feels my reaction

SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!

SHUT OFF THE BRAUN!!!

IF THE BRAUN IS NOT SHUT, I CAN NOT NUT!!!

Hehe lmao

SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!

WHEN THE BRAUN IS STILL ON, MY HARDON IS GONE!!!

SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!

SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!SHE HAS TO SHUT OFF BRAUN!!!

We got the message, shut the Energy King off!

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She has to be able to take it all in

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That's a Braun, babe.

Were you this fuckin' stupid when i married you?

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She is still an ex. She dumped me like 3 days ago. I still have her nudes and i will never forget the best fucks i had in my life with her. She never cheated, was very nice and very hot, still miss her but hey, life goes on.
Pic related

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shut up and show us her nudes

Wrong pic lol,
this is her

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Hairy pussy. Armpits are nice too but I don't like bald pussy.

Makes you wonder how she got so good at it. When u kiss her, youre literally licking many other guys assholes. Nice job faggot

play with my butthole

You pretty much hit the nail on the head, op.

consensual intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation

Always make them cum hard and make sure you slap your hard cock inside of them and blow..

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Moar....

Must let me rub my cock and balls all over her face as much as I want whenever I want

Without condom inside her pussy is the best orgasm

Rim job grosses me out either giving or receiving makes my dick go limp

Impossible.

Braun?

Getting my asshole isn't a requirement, but gosh darn does it feel good.

this
and im cumming in her mouth and she's swallowing, end of story

no oral or cim is unacceptable

best feeling to tell a girl you're about to cum in her mouth and sense her redoubling her efforts on your junk

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I prefer to nut inside pussy, but cum swallow is a close second

>Eye contact
>Missionary position
>Hand holding
>Kissing
>Lights on
>For the sole purpose of procreation

Yeah, I mean, she obviously didn't spontaneously decide to lick my ass on the 3rd date as the first time she's ever done it. But if you think some chick you are with never did anything before you, you're gd delusional.
But hey, if she hadn't ever done it before, she probably wouldn't have done it with me, and I wouldn't have thought to ask for it, so I guess it's a win at the end of the day.

But that's pretty tame. I'm bored of that. I need something more. Something new. Something involving eating out my asshole.

you're goddamn mad

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That's called having a girlfriend.

In reality I can't cum except in the missionary position or laying on my back if I jack off. Can't from doggy or her on top

Tfw both my missionary posts end in holy dubs

Dudes here are like " I want to come in her mouth!" or "I want to come in her pussy!"... but dont you do that every single time though? I've done that 1000 times!

That's not exciting.

I need new zones explored.

What about your unholy check? Good job mate!

followed by the demon trips
FUUUUUUUUUUU

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what do you expect, find a gal to fuck her pancreas? or just switch to ladyboys then

There are obviously forces at play here I must be a wizard

Why are you spending your time trying to justify and explain it, your girl is a tramp and 'enjoys' licking a mans asshole. A sight i'd never want to see is a man on his back kicking his legs up and letting a woman eat out his bunghole, do your eyes roll into your head and you lay there moaning with your ballsack resting on her forehead as she goes to town?

For (you)

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