Best way to fuck with my asshole upstairs neighbors??
Best way to fuck with my asshole upstairs neighbors??
Caleb Morales
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Andrew Flores
Put super glue in thier door lock
Luis Hernandez
fuck him in the ass.
Andrew Hall
See if you can throw tacs under their door.
Austin Hall
He has the high ground, you cannot beat him
Aiden Sullivan
Press your ass against the door lock and take a shit, clogging his lock
Matthew Wood
Ghost sounds, late at night
Xavier Lopez
Just do what normal adjusted adults do and slam a broom stick into the ceiling at random times throughout the day and night.
Blake Morgan
This is Yea Forums, there is no normal
Jayden Thomas
That's a tough one. I just moved out from a place with a nigger living upstairs. He kept waking me up in the early hours of the morning, banging around, playing music loudly, and yelling into his phone. There's nothing you can do other than come to an agreement with them. If they're niggers there's nothing you can do because they're niggers. They don't grasp the concept of consideration for others. So save yourself the stress and find another place to live. Preferably one without people on top of you, or at the very least with people who are working, maybe have kids, maybe not so melanated.
Mason Johnson
Piss on a plate, put it in the freezer, then slide piss discs under his door at night
Brody Kelly
cuck
Connor Powell
This boils down to "get a real job and buy a house" which is good advice
Angel Phillips
similar to the piss disks, start collection your ejaculate on a plate, then slide that under the door. the nig will shit himself when he sees an unholy amount of nut on the floor
Lucas Torres
buy a house.
Dylan Johnson
>urinate on a shallow tray
> freeze the urine till solid
> slide it under his door as far as possible
Dominic Cook
Burn it all down ,niggers cant afford renters insurance. Then blame it on them , cops dont trust dindus ...even if they cant find nigs guilty , they will prob get beat and tazed and have to sit in jail for a month until state paid attorney gets them off the hook. In the meantime you spread that news around town that dindus burned down your building...anyone stupid enough to consider hiring spear chucker will reconsider now they think that dindu is hardened criminal... nigs will be on the corner begging for money in 3 months top .
Luis Wright
abso
lutely
Samuel Reyes
Use liquid nails construction adhesive and glue that fuckers door shut overnight. Good luck leaving in the morning.
Cameron Davis
youtu.be/6qkIatyFTCA?t=2568
Henry Miller
Extremely loud gay sex at odd hours of the day. The sound of two men grunting and fucking is sure to fuck with them.
Matthew Parker
Sorry, wrong scene. I meant this one:
youtu.be
Hunter Gonzalez