Be me

>be me
>25
>4'7''
>every girl I meet is taller than me so I've never been in a relationship
>people always tell me height doesn't matter when it clearly does
Any advice?
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height is important whoever tells u differently is trying to make u feel better

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Don't lie to us user. You're basically a worm

It feels like women are far to picky these days like they don't need men anymore. So I would just get used to the idea of dying alone next to my gaming computer like a true hero.

I feel your shit

Height doesn't matter but fuck dude 4'7" might just do it. Move to Asia.

Even a short dude with big long dick can make sluts happy

Just get taller

That’s fucked. If I were you, I’d legit be living in some Asian country or some shit, fuck that. I’m 177cm (not sure what that is in feet) and even I feel short sometimes..

Be a major in the military, tons of midgets that can't get pussy with a napoleon complex take that position. Plus then you can use your poaition to leverage sex from the enlisted skanks.

That's 4'9" you mirget

*Midget

It’s 5’9 I just googled ahah I guess I’m average right?

I'm tall and chicks love it. Short guys amuse me you guys are like arabs. Are you bolding as well?

this is just a wild guess user but I assume it's one of three options: get rich enough that they don't care, date a midget or take estrogen pills

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Get tall retard

How much is that in meters ? I don't speak mutt

I'm legally a midget. That's basically all you have to know faggot.

4'7" is short for most of Asia too. Maybe some impoverished area of Laos you might find some comfort
2.54 cm to the inch.
OP is 1.39 meters.
I hope he has a big dick or a lot of money

I'm decent. 6'' dick and 70,000 yearly earnings.

Yeah. You need to move to Asia. You'll have a hog of a dong there and that money would go a long way

I'll think about it. Moving away from my family seems pretty bad. Maybe I can get an Asian girl from there and bring her over to America.

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I've seen decent looking chicks with guys who are classified as dwarves. It had nothing to do with money, all about personality.

Don't lose hope - you can make it man.

Move to Malaysia. You'd be average height.

Post a pic, if your actually 4'7" and this isn't a troll, are you a dwarf? Because thats like average height for someone with achrondplasia

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Haha, fuck no. I'm not going to post a picture of my ugly ass on the internet. And, no, I'm not actually a dwarf, I just have short parents.
>mom is 4'11''
>dad is 5'2''

Hey mate seen you on the nigger thread, hope we had no hard feelings about slavery.

date chinese girls

I've gotten really close to dating a girl a few times. If I so choose, I can be a funny guy but years of depression have really numbed me so I don't really care and do what said. I've been seeing a therapist and he's helped so I should be less of a negative presence (therefore making me funnier, etc etc etc.)

Of course height matters wtf

grow up

Why are you so driven to be in a relationship?

>wear high heels
>get a boob job
>wear a skirt and a wig
>pounce on some random degenerate who's into traps
>???
>profit

I've been lonely for years and never gotten the experience of being in one. I've realized that ill probably be alone for the rest of my life but before i die, id like to have that experience.

1 Carry chocks
2 Wait till short bus rolls in.
3 Pick and chock one. The chocks stop em from rolling away fast than your "legs" can run to keep up.
4 Profit
5 You'll get to look down on someone physically and probably mentally for the first time and the tard will have somebody to change its nappy. Win win win.
Side note, Do you friends never know how far away you are?

There is a 4'5 girl out there for you somewhere.

Find a girl who likes you for your personality. Any girl who doesn't like you for your height is a cunt.

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