Trying to come up with more good ways to prank my sister, but people seem to think I'm being too violent

Trying to come up with more good ways to prank my sister, but people seem to think I'm being too violent.

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Hit her in the head with a brick, then rape her ass hole. It would be fucking hilarious.

ass rape her that will do it, always a good laugh.

Impregnate her

Any ideas /b? Should I put fiberglass shavings in her shoes? Write a letter to our parents posing as our school talking about how she's been showing signs of nymphomania?

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just do something but FILM IT

>op frogposting faggot

Put some egg in her bread

Siblings are the longest relationship you'll have in your life. You'll know her longer than you know your parents or your own children. She should be your best friend and confidant. Take care for them as you would yourself.

That would be pretty funny to show y'all, but you fucking retards would out me. The fun in my pranks is they haven't the slightest idea it's me.

Make hot chocolate for her but cum in it

I put some shit in some cookie dough, because she loves cookie dough. I set it aside after flavoring it to high heavens with sugar and vanilla. I made cookies and we all ate some but she got really sick lmao. She either didn't think of the cookie dough or didn't want to bring it up and get in trouble.

I've used a turkey baster to try to put semen in her, but I'm either shooting blanks or got really lucky. I'm not doing anything like that again.

you should beat her up and take nudes of her and post them here

>I'm not doing anything like that again.
Why in her might be a bit challenging but you can cum on her

Nigger

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Setup a hidden camera in your bathroom when she showers and post the pics online haha that would be so halarious

Oh yeah I could get cum "on" her easily. That might be funny. We have a balcony above the back patio she goes out on. I could throw some on her from up there. It'd be funny to hear her come in bitching about a bird shitting on her.

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Do it but also record it please

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Exactly, on my deathbed I'm going to give her my diary which explains all the pranks I've done to her.

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Hahahaha oh yeah, I forgot. One time at confession, my family is Catholic, I told Father she was attempting to flirt with me and possibly seduce me. Haha apparently he was just trying to explain that her urges were okay, but that she couldn't act on them or whatever. But she got scared and told my mom and dad. We don't go to that church anymore. Hahahahaha

ass rape her

I can't do that guys. It's called rape for a reason. I want deniability.

Cum on her tampons, but make sure that you're on the pill otherwise she might get pregnant

Put a mask on dumbass

And getting in trouble is only half of the problem. I want to torment my sister til the end of time. Not ruin her life in an instant. Even if I wasn't caught most women don't ever fully come back from that shit. Plus incest is illegal anons but that's not the first time I've had to explain that to you is it.

Get her pregnant. That’ll fuck her up forever and leave her with a a reminder

You should give her a booby trap sandwich.

I have some habanero concentrate. I could replace pickle juice with it and she'd put super spicy pickles on her sandwich. OMG.

No, man. Geez. You gotta made a great sandwich and when she takes a bite, you stab her in the gut.