Rate my sexting skills cucks

sad that u want validation on Yea Forums

She even sent me nudes you cucks. But you're not worth to see her sweet creamy pussy.

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Fuck you’re bad. I’m old and married I would still have at least 2 pics of what the bitch is going to herself by now. You’re just maturbating while she’s just playing along when she’s not busy.

Swear to God OP we sext the same way lmao. I know it gets my girl wet so your girl must be enjoying it too

We don’t want to see your internet girlfriends nasty cooch.

Thanks bro. All of these other faggots apparently think there's only one way to sext.

Fake and gay

Probably a dick pic from your gay boyfriend

I can tell you’re overweight.

Nigger if it's already creamy, someone else has been there.

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Bottom left cornee faggot. She's a whale

Nah bro. Check out her sweet puss.

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How?

Nobody wants to see a whale’s pussy

Literally tons of other threads have better nudes

>that ham-fist.

What the fuck you faggot

That’s fucking disgusting ass looking roast beef pussy. Bet it smells like piss and maggot mixed together like Mac and cheese

Sweet cuz she’s diabetic

Fuck you faggot. Take a look at how she dildos for me. I don't see you posting any pics faggot. Ur prolly a virgin.

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Shes at least 200 OP

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Fat chicks are easy
They are cock starved, so every blue moon when they have the opertunity to usa a dick they jump on it

HAHAHAH

get off Yea Forums you teenage virgin fuck. Looks like you got no friends to brag to. I don’t need to post to prove myself to anybody. You’re the real cuck here.

Why are all the other screenshots from an iPhone but this one isn't

230 id guess

wrekt oh pee

Congrats on sexting with an obese whale, I bet u would drown in her, literary
Fags like u cant aim higher, huh?!

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

Because like I said earlier, this is fake and gay.

Fuck you faggot. Look at how hot her tits are.

Look at her tits faggot

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Cringe

She rather use dildo than to fuck you.

Who’s the cuck here?

Cuz I swtiched from Sprint to Verizon because sprint has shitty coverage and their iPhone was shit.

Why do normies do this?

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

Disgusting ass face and now I can’t unsee the ogre looking face and body

shitskin detected

OP is legit a faggot. Absolutely shameful.

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That face gives me nightmares

You gotta come up with a better lie than that

test

Say that but she does anything I want. I say bend over she says where. I say open your hole she says what hole. Her ass is so tight when I bust that it milks the cum out of my 8" Cock.

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Are you actually proud of yourself op

newfag detected

OP is sharing nudes via shitposting

shame they’re shit nudes

No lie. Talk to anyone that has Sprint vs Verizon. It sucks fucking ass. If you can't accept that I changed phones and have great sexting skills then go back to your my little pony porn faggot.

When you get to this level, lmk

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Look at dat face u fag, she looks like shes been dropped from a skyscraper right into the lake of pure fat

0/cum in my winter jackets pocket

OP Here, I am a massive faggot.

Wow you have matches on tinder. Me too faggot. Doesn't take any skill to swipe right you cuck. How about you post some nudes since I've been proving I get them.

You must be an ugly fat fgt cuz idk who could possibly get an erection out of that piece of landwhale

Checked

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It’s not about matches, but it’s the quality of the girls. You’re sexting a 1/10. I’m mean, is that all you’ve got? That’s fucking pathetic op.

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The dub god

WHAT IS GOING ON

wtf you checking nog

man this thread devolved into a complete shitshow so fast

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Brag about your matches all you want but I bet you dont score with any of them. You're all talk no game. Try meeting females in person first and then getting their number faggot. Get on my level. I slay more pussy in one week than you do in a year.

You don’t deserve her nudes

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Let's see a pic of you then user if you're so good looking. Bet you don't have the balls to post one.

Your a virgin you admitted it to her!

0 x more pussy = 0

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She must kill herself, thats the best she can do for this world. Nothing is more disgusting than an ugly whore

roll

hahahahaha deadset she looks like pure dogshit

Can we see a quad

Look at those repeating digits

Not this time

Nice dubs tho

why she got acne on her ass? show us a better bitch

Your turn fgt

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Tbh I’d rather have no pussy than to slay that pig slam every week

Look at how she just bends over to take my Cock. Her pus is so fucking tight. You fags are jealous.

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Piss poor , you could just say cheeseburger to this fucking landwhale and she would lube up , how you gonna find that pussy tho ? flip through the rolls till you smell shit , then flip back one

Mr Robot uses Yea Forums

Dubs checked

There's no timestamp faggot. You post face with timestamp then I'll do mine. OP will not be a fag and actually deliver.

Notice how she's giving you like 4 words, no effort, and you're bending over backwards with your try-hard shit to inpress her

Ok lol not even joking anymore she's mad ugly dude, you can do better

But you’ve been a fag the whole time

The dubs of truth

nigger

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Bro you have a picture that you just leaked in your photo gallery that shows a newspaper talking about UW, and having something to do with UW. I assume you are going there. The chicks there are not very good.

Are you trying to flex on some fat bitch from UW? You do belong on Yea Forums

Ty

I’ll wait for the quads

Checked

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Big words for someone who can't even timestamp a pic for me since you apparently get better pussy than me. Called your bluff faggot.

Oh shit the search is on for the OP

I guess we’ll see his face soon

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Says the one who’s larping

Kek

Yeah I go to the UW. Don't care if you fags find me. I'll get pussy either way.

I don't even know what that means faggot. Stop changing the subject and prove you're a man and post that timestamped pic of you. You can brag about all your tinder matches but can't even take a pic to prove its you. Man you're more of a pussy than the girl I sext.

It's hard to say. That school is fucking huge, there are literally 30 other chicks that are just as ugly as that one is. Shameful thing is that its so easy. Any white guy can get anything there because the Asian population is so massive, and the white girls don't want to date them

Newfag detected

In other words, OP, not only you are trying to flex an ugly thot, but you are also flexing with a girl that will take anything that isn't Asian, so chances of you being attractive are getting worse and worse the longer this thread goes.

Have fun offing yourself in 15 years after you don't get that engineering degree.

>admits she’s ugly
>brags about his lame ass texts
>calls Yea Forums cucks
>proud of getting ugly landwhale pussy every week

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thank god.

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Well we know her name is Alyssa because OP doesn't strike me as the type of person to be smart enough to change her name

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Pls save us spoderman

Wait a minute spiderman, we have a slim chance to dox someone

Op is a faggot and a retard

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OP is probably a Kappa Sigma if he even knows what Yea Forums is.

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A very concise way of putting it sir

Wow she looks like a man in a chubby woman's body. I hope her personality is better than how she looks ffs

Based off the shitty shoulder tattoo, magenta hair and general bad aura around her photos I'm gonna have to say no on that one

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This thread needs more spider man.

If you can find the image of that instagram post that's also in his photo gallery then that's another lead.

But honestly this guy is pathetic as it gets. Who cares.

u text 2 long idiot. u needy n shiet.

help me user im but only 1 spidey poster

hey guise

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sauce?

This. FPBP. Surprised he didn't try to lure her in with a bucket of the Colonel's drumsticks

Kek!

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this is basic ass 16 year old shit. be a man like this

>*unzips dick*
>theres no such thing as free
>also dont think this is illegal, after all, government cant determine fair market value of dinner ya fat fucking cow

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/thread
Spidey ended it
Goodnight

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The whores are really that desperate

Femanon here, pretty good apart from the "Fuck. Yes." stuff, that's a bit cringy and I don't like the way you type with caps, reminds me of this bipolar dude I'd talk to

sorry, this is cringe AF. eliminating that it could be fake, you made me cringe harder than watching 15 year old TIKTOKS. You're beta and always will be, so don't soil the world with your ineffectual once in a life time hooker/ sext hot line conversation. Also, fuck you reddit, everything is posted to reddit so fuck you NIK

everyone knows there are no girls on the internet

Tits or youre the girl OP is "sexting"

You talk like a guy I know.

thanks for ruining my meal faggot

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