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Reporting in

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Hey der frens

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Henlo

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apu is the mascot for homosexual zoomers

I don't have anyone who considers me their friend.

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Shoulder surgery March 12 wish me luck lads

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hey buddy

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don't worry about it morty. focus on science

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Hi fren

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my botty smels agen frens

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where are you guys

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Hey fren

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Hewwo

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>Watched and listened to all the video/audio from the air disaster thread
Welp...no sleep tonight frens

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Henlo Fren!

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good luck user

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Hey friend could you link me that thread I wanna listen too

I guess he meant this thread

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That's the second one the original one already archived

Frens mak u come outta shell

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Walkie Talkie under blanket friend!

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Flowers for you. For when you get out.

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hi frens, im really high!

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my tummy hurts and i can't sleep because of it

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I’m sorry fren. If it’s acidy try milk. It’s base, so it might cancel it out.

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Milk actually causes your stomach to produce more acid, while it may provide temporary relief, it will in fact worsen the symptoms.

can i be fren

It’s a thread on Yea Forums that got moved into here. They can get pretty off topic sometimes. Post Pepe’s of similar type.

Frens welcome!

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Apologies then. It seemed to help me out.

I think I have some stomach ease tea, i might try that. I took a tums but that didn't help much. hopefully im not dying fren

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No need to apologize frendo, was just trying to be helpful.

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Ah jus ate hangaburger and now ah am diarrheaing

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All frens welcome. Come on in!

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if you can get it, Pepcid AC (chewable) make tums their bitch.

Nevr be lonly fren

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thanks fren. i never had a tummy ache that lasted for so long before, it's been like 12 hours. i hope i'm not in trouble. :/

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I don’t have much. I guess you can have this image. It’s one of my favorites.

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>first psychiatrist appointment coming in three weeks
>finally see the motorcycle I want
>still miserable every day
>no supportive friends
>too unworthy to ask for help
>never been so motivated and so unmotivated at the same time

What do? Easy answer is to just wait it out but three weeks is a long time. I wanna ask my buddy for drugs but I've never done them and he'd probably say no.

Help frens.

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Do you have acid attacks quite often? You might have acid reflux. One of my nephews has had it since he was 7, so don’t rule it out as impossible.

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frens don last, should just end frens to save from pain

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nihondad come back soon

it's in my lower stomach, like tummy area. i don't have any acid in my throat or anything. My stomach is often a mess, I'm not sure what is wrong with it. Been to doctors and they don't know either, just test after test. This is something new though. I hope it passes. I thought maybe it's just gas... but, I'm not farting.

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you realize you can eat as many tums as you need to make it better, right? same with pepto. shit can't hurt you.

who will play her in her inevitable biopic?

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henlo friends. not feeling too good tuday

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allah hu akbar frens!

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Could it be your appendix?

I'm also sick.
>tfw no fren to cuddle with while we are ill

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Please do not be hurting frens

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That’s no good fren. Have you thought about taking on a side project? Something to keep your mind off of it, at least for a little while? I’m not saying it has to become your new hobby, but maybe there’s something you want to do? This might be a good time to do it.

The motorcycle might can wait if you’re planning to visit the psychiatrist. Depending on where you live it’ll probably stay there for a little longer.

Ask friends for support. Sometimes they need reminding, but good friends will always have your back. You are worthy of frens. People who go out to fix such difficult problems are brave.

But don’t ask for drugs. It’ll put a strain on your relationship, even if they do say yes. It’s like asking friends for money: it’s never the same afterwards.

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wtf do you want

bitch

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fuck man best of luck! i tore my shoulder 3 weeks ago but it seems to be healing and hopefully i won't need surgery. no idea how fucked it's going to be now though.

may your surgery be successful and a speedy recovery

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I was on /x/, It's scary!

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I'm not good at advice but I'm sending you all my sincere well wishes and support! Congratulations on your appointment, I'm so fucking excited to hear that and I'm proud of you! I hope you enjoy it and benefit from working with them.
Try asking a friend for a marinara plug. Weed isn't bad.

Wholesome Frens

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Also sick. Probably good ol’ common cold, and also probably gave it to significant other.

At least that’s one thing good. You didn’t pass it on to someone like my stupid ass did.

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n-no

it's not to one side, i was thinking that. i also hear some gas in there, like garbling sounds. i think it might be trapped gas?

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Question for friends.

I met this gorgeous guy on Yea Forums and /soc/ a few years back. He's not into guys so I pretty much stopped hitting on him right way. But, as it turned out we not only live in the same country and city, but even the same neighbourhood. I've been seeing him around pretty regularly for years. Even at shows and stuff. I see him practically weekly and have never introduced myself to him as "that user" because I feel like it's creeperish and he doesn't want guys lusting after him anyway.

But he's gotten under my skin so much it's making me miserable. Was at a club with live bands a couple weeks back (where I've seen him from time to time) and his band actually played that night it made everything even worse.

Wat do? Suffer in silence, say something and tell him the whole silly story, or just move to another country and off myself alone in the woods?

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Don't do the drugs. I went that route, even the weed catches up with you in the end.

Dude, if he's just not into dudes then why are you getting so hung up on him? what kind of talks are you having on those boards?

Could it be diverticulitis? That happens in the lower region below the stomach.

Have you been having strange bowel movements?

well you can

Strange how? Not different than usual.

we only sorta talked for a couple weeks when we'd see each other posting. this was aaages ago. he was fine with me thinking he was attractive but we talked about other stuff (music, etc). he posted some pics of himself but I never did, and when we found out we're living right in the same area he told me to come say hi if i see him around. within a week or two i started seeing him all the time, and was too timid to say anything (partially because he was a client at my work and didn't want anything to go wrong - which could have been a bit of a scandal).

anyway it's just one of those things that happens sometimes, you go through life hardly ever meeting a perfect 10. he wouldn't be a 10 for other people, he just really ticks all the "perfect 10" boxes for me specifically, not just in looks but everything else. it's fucked and I can't help it

just leave the guy alone weirdo. fucking hell this is why you just can't risk meeting people on chans kek. end up with some fag stalking you.

>need to make poops
>too lazy to walk to bathroom
>grab old pizza box
>unleash my ass inside it
>mom walks in and sees
>as punishment she says no trip to the zoo
how do i fix this situation frens?

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he sent you pics after he knew you were gay?

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That's pretty cool! Good luck!

for maybe the first time in my life I haven't a clue what to tell you, brother. that's a tough situation. I do hope everything works out for the best though

Bestow your knowledge upon me, user. How did weed catch up?

I don't stalk him friend, it ain't like that at all. I don't know where he lives or works or anything, It's a pretty busy social area and I just see him out and about sometimes. I couldn't possibly leave him any more alone than I do.

Haha well, back when /soc/ was new and kind of fun everyone posted pics and had a good bant. He wasn't posting pics just for me or anything. I don't think...

Be the goodest boy and maybe she'll take you to the zoo. It's the only option

Basically an abnormal amount of diarrhea for a long period of time. If it’s nothing unusual, then it’s probably not that then.

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I remember those times. so wait, the initial engagement happened like 10 years ago?

Thanks friend, yeah it's just weird I guess.

Like 2012 I think. It's more that I started seeing him around all the time, even moved away for awhile and when I moved back literally the first day he walked into the place I was having lunch.

OH and we have piles of mutual friends on FB so he pops up there all the time too

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Reporting in frens!

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>brother
from the comfy thread?

>grab old pizza box
>unleash my ass inside it
I literally expected this to be the next Papa John's commercial before his own board fired him.

If you use it all the time, it becomes a crutch for anxiety and a self medication which stops you from dealing with your problem head on. It also interferes with REM sleep, and obviously causes a lot of wasted time. It won't kill you, but, it's better to just avoid all that stuff.

I'm horribly sick right now too, frens.
Had it a week now. The fever/dizziness isn't the worst I've ever had but the chest/throat congestion is just...unbearable. At one point I was sneezing out huge bloody globs, I'm assuming from my throat/nasal passages being so agitated, but that's stopped. Jesus christ I just want the cough and congestion and ache all over my body to go away already...

If you need a day to just breathe take some oxymetazoline. Good for 48 hours but dangerous after that.

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What I've found to work well is about a tablespoon of Arm & Hammer baking soda dissolved into half a glass of warm water. I mean you kinda wanna gag a little as it goes down but it's not that bad, and it kill my reflux problems when I have them, so I may go to sleep.

Good luck, fren.

might wanna look at the sodium content of that A&H before you dissolve an entire tbsp, my man

Interesting. Never heard of it. I'm one of those people who refuses to go to the doctor for colds/fevers/flus/whatever though because it just seems going overboard.
The breathing comes & goes though. The congestion will be bad, then not bad. Did discover something interesting for the first time in my life though: if you're trying to cough up HUGE chunky green globs of the shit it's 10x easier to lie flat on you back and just cough it into your mouth than trying to cough it up upright or leaning over a sink, and then just spit it into a tissue.

Really. Some of his other weird "specialty" pizzas seemed so disgusting I was expecting a commercial where he squatted, shit onto a pizza and did that grin of his.
"Try my new Papa's Special!"

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Shit, is it bad?

That’s a great cat.
Here’s my fluffball. Asleep. Have this virtual cat in lap. Minus the kneeding claws.

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it's a lot, yea

Thanks, I'll look into it fren.

how handsome and adorable

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Oxymetazoline is over the counter so no need to go to the doc. Its just a liquid you put in your nose and it deletes your symptoms for 12 hours. It's only safe to use 2 or 3 times though, after that it can make your cold last longer and your symptoms worse. It's great when you just NEED a good nights rest or have to go to work and just absolutely need to breathe there.

It works so well you'll convince yourself that it doesn't work at all and that you just healed, and then realize it was all the oxymetazoline when the congestion returns 12 hours later.

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Wow. Huh, never heard of it. If this shit keeps on I may look into it.
I started taking Claritin-D for the first time just a couple years ago when spring starts here and no one mows their lawn so everything in the air gave me raging allergy attacks for two weeks every year. Then I found out it's like one step away from meth so I just bear the runny, itchy nose once a year again.

That stuff just knocks me out anyways, not worth it. Oxymetazoline doesn't effect anything but your nose so its pretty safe. a high dose of aspirin can help a lot too don't forget.

This is him and his brother. Found them at grandparents house, no mother, no idea where they came from. They’re inseperable.

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is very fuzzy kinda kittty

gosh you're a lucky user and it's so great that they have each other too

am nice puppies

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is there a fren service for surgery? My last neurosurgery i had to do alone. Going in alone right before and then waking up alone is about as shitty a feeling as possible, not to mention the extreme physical pain.

Nobody should have to wake up alone like that.

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there probably is actually. what neurosurgery user?

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Due to a broken hand my hobbies have been limited. Can't do much with only your off hand.

I hope they're willing to help me. Last few haven't been very good.

Drugs aren't that bad.

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Foraminotamy, disc replacement, and fusion. All L4 to S1, though my L1 to L4 aren't that great either and will probably need something if i ever go back to the neurosurgeons office.

Most patients with these conditions are over 65 so the docs treat it that way. I don't really blame them, they only know what they know. I just lost the genetic lottery apparently.

I remember trying to schedule the surgery and telling them I needed a cab to take me home and they didn't like that it wasn't a friend/family, but since I had none they didn't have any further objections.

A man needs a name

Jenna Louise Coleman. just about the cutest chick on the planet.

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Ohhhhhhh this bitch. I know of this bitch

ye.

shit man, that's intense. I don't know what to say other than I do hope it all goes well for you. and keep your chin up

thanks fren, Yea Forums may be shit, but its still something to keep things going

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true enough buddy

I must go anons. Sleep beckons, and I’ve just about run out of little guys to send out.

I hope both surgeries go well, that shoulder heals, and everyone gets rid of these fuckin colds and aches! And all the situations resolve the way they need to go.

Cheers to the best thread on Yea Forums and Yea Forums! And possibly all of Yea Forums/Channel. Goodbye frens!

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night user, we'll keep it goin'

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Don’t let the thread die

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henlo

>fren reporting for duty

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Henlo henlo henlo /k/ommando fren here

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henlo, /k/anadian here

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Based and redpilled

i made a fort frens all of you are welcomed, except girls they are doodoo heads and they smell

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i made a fort once too but i took it down

i even had food rations and recon chopper

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I n33d frens, I'm checking in.

You fort iz preddy fren.

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