Be me, regular gril

I do a lot of drawing and painting. My current hobby is painting and selling custom leather jackets. I wouldn't call myself a gamer, that would imply me being decent, but I do enjoy playing video games. Recently I've started getting into aerial silks :D

Already posted dear :] nice dubs

He mentioned it briefly. Did I do it wrong? I can try again

Can you still like squeeze them and whatnot? Also, what color is your butthole?

tits out with timestamp. fix your mirror shit too. then we can talk.

Supposed to be without bra

Tits not clevage.

Cool. I'm not much of a letter jacket guy, but I respect the art.

What prompted you to post a smekxy thumbnail?

are you a yeeter, a dabber or a nae naer?

Got anything phallic you can stick between those? Sharpie, toy, etc?

>smekxy

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I don't think you're actually new here, but welcome anyway I guess. Pretty shit Yea Forumsoard honestly, Yea Forums is an expansive website with many specific boards to pick and choose from which is nice.
Some threads in Yea Forums are okay, but then some faggot derails it 80% of the time. God speed.

I don't believe you have a boyfriend, enjoy your aids. Welcome to 4 chan faggot.

gay

How quickly can you yet wet? Have you ever timed yourself getting off? I want to motorboat those titties till I pass out

Why don't you stick to reddit?

Why lie?

Tits or get the fuck out. Girls don't exist in the internet. This isn't your first post. No one is dumb enough to believe you. But no one cares. Tits out or leave.

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Love how quickly you can tell who is an oldfag and who is a newfag.

>Oldfag
>Tits or Gtfo
>Calling them out
>Saying they aren't real

>Newfag
>Tries to have pleasant conversation
>Blindly believes OP every time
>White Knight

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Is this better? Sorry, I dont know all the rules yet

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Bitch, answer me.

rayne?

you're obvious a newfag trying to look like an oldfag

I like titties, guys like titties, figured it would be a good common interest to start off with

Oh God you sound like my 12 yo brother

Good enough. Now present your case. No one read anything further than something that indicated you being female. Lack of tits and timestamp made anything you had to say irrelevant. Now, what you say is slightly relevant and gets more relevant the more tits that are involved.

Question. What does your name start with?

Next rule: show your pussy with timestamp

Do you like the website?

Ya I can squeeze them. Sadly I'm not flexible enough to know the color lol

What size are those tits?

Squeeze your tits around a marker/pen and take a pic.

40D

What anime you watch?

Asking cause of pic

Second this, let's see that kitty

No one likes Yea Forums. We're here because we have nothing else.

i think the next rule was an ass shot and timestamp ;)

Much, you like My Hero Academia?

Bullshit. Everyone has looked at their ass in the mirror.

boku no pico

I do. :3

one day i'm going to be just like you, chris kyle

>kitty

Which boards are better to start with?

That's a Really short anime. Pretty boring. Plot was trash and character development was shit. Itadaki seiki was much better.

You got that right. Cutesexyrobutts (that artist) is fucking awesome.

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How do you feel about them getting fucked?

I can go from Sahara desert to Niagara Falls in about 2 minutes. my fastest time getting off is 3ish minutes

Not enough oc

Fair enough. How'd you and Mr. user meet?

Already posted

not a fan personally

Forgot you're autistic and would look into it, pussy, juicy fat cunt lips, grand cuntyon

??

If you’re in to anime Yea Forums for example.

Porn (with real people) hardcore /hc/

What was the question?

Post tits bb

Nice pair. When's the last time your bf came on them?

in what state do you live?

Did the guy involved matter as a factor or not?

She did

Depends on your hobbies. If you like cars, /o/, if you like anime, Yea Forums, guns, /k/, fitness, /fit/, outdoorsy stuff, /out/, paranormal,/x/, bitches/s/ and so forth. Check the directory. If you like autism or racism, stay here or go to /r9k/ or /pol/

How do you feel about BDSM and all that kinky stuff?

That's a shame, seems like you'd be great for it.

bruh

Agreed! I love the costume choices and poses

yes, he has to be gay

Show the whole tit you dumb whore

Your lips and chin reminds me of my ex, now I don't know if I'm horn or sad or both

Yeah, but you can do better.

Cool Froppy best girl, or overrated?

blindness convention's in town

Dubs demands.

checked.

you look like someone i know who called herself rayne or razzy.

Whatever your interests are, there is likely a board. No real starting point, pick and click. People see or think Yea Forums and for some reason end up believe Yea Forums is the representation of all, there's moderated sfw threads and the nsfw are listed as well.
Did you completely skip pass this page?
Yea Forums is more of a place to come to see dumb shit that doesn't have much of a place anywhere else because it's primary purpose is filtration for degenerates

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Nicely done and welcome to Yea Forums
We hope your time here will be pleasant and that you won't fall into the withering pit of despair that most of us end up in.

/pol/ is if you take it serious, Yea Forums is simply calling everything and everyone faggot, nigger and cuck if you don’t like what they say

I'm honestly just bored and interested in the community here

Kill yourself

Leave newfag, we don't need more of you niggers.

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A

sickening

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It's taking some time for me to figure out, but it isnt terrible I guess haha

Let's see your ass I want to see your thiccness, bonus points if it's hanging out of your pants

friedcat

36 c or 40 d depending on the brand and type

whats going on in this thread?

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Ah okay. You're not the girl I thought but you two basically have the same tits, hair, skin tone, all that. A lot of Yea Forumstards here so proceed with caution

Butts are cool too.

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I recently rewatched fma brotherhood. I also just started dbz. I watch pretty much anything tho

That's pretty variable in size.

tell your bf thanks for contributing to Yea Forums also hes a cuck letting someone else see his girls tits on the internet fucking faggot

Question. What is the next thing you should do after a brown bear has finishing mauling you?

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Yeah it's fun:] I like the various western comic references that are thrown in

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*finished

Thanks for the tips lol I just like the tiddies

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Fuck. He's a dumbass who wasn't paying attention, but dubs are dubs. Post some skin, femanon. You don't REALLY have to because you already did and he didn't see it, but because of dubs honor really says you should. A guy would be equally bound by the law of dubs (but nobody asks a guy to show anything bc we're all dudes already).

I dont mind it, but it doesnt do anything for me personally. Tho I love getting people off, so I'd be happy to do it if my bf wanted to

>but nobody asks a guy to show anything bc we're all dudes already
are you forgetting exactly how gay Yea Forums is?

False. Answer: contact the U.S. forest service.

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shut the fuck up nigger
more tits or gtfo

He was my crush in 8th grade. I didnt talk get the courage to talk to him till we had summer school together back in junior year. We texted a lot and hung out a few times and eventually started dating :]

Have you had him titfuck you, then? Could you take a pic of your tits pushed together for a good visual?

Yeah, but that's what trap threads are for

you need to post more, preferably with face

Yeah it’s cool, you think Froppy is best girl, or overrated?

That reply wasnt mine. I'm the real op

Oh thank you!

In that case please share more of your tits.

no, I'm the real op

Well then, op. More tits. Please.

I'm op
fuck off liars

Not in a while actually. He usually just cums in me. It's been about a month

Idgaf who op is. Dem titties, time now.

Utah

It depends on how close I am to the guy, but i am usually pretty fast

OP theres obviously an issue with people LARPing as you, so you need toinclude a pic of yourself in every post here

You should fix that and get your tits fucked asap. Wouldn't want them going to waste.

This is super helpful! Thank you!

That's sweet. Please don't breed. Intelligence, or lack there of, is hereditary.

post more body. Ass and vag. Its getting many off

Haha you so edgy. 10 cool points for you

Love it! I thik I was probably raped as a kid or something cause I'm really fucked up and kinky now

>vag
I don't have one sorry

You may only post here if you have a cock.

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thats ok show penis

You have an ass right? That's all that matters its 2019.

Since you cant seem to look at any of my other responses

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Probs both :]

Best girl for sure

Can you just post a pic of those squeezed together for extra cleavage?

take the shirt all the way off

Thank you for the help!

could you post face or maybe your kik?

I'll do my best user :P

Ok

Your boyfriend is a total cuck

can we see the progress?

Show feets OP isn't that bad as vagene bob

>kik

Not really. Unless you get custom made bras, there's a lot of inconsistencies. I find that I'm only 40d when I'm bloated tho

why do all footfaggots type like 12 year olds?

Okay, so I know more about lipstick than I should. General rule of thumb? Try to keep it a good two shades lighter than your hair color.

That's understandable user

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someone spends a dangerous amount of time in trap threads

I have a few times, but I prefer blow jobs to titfucking. Pic related

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Best girl for sure

grats, you are ewhore

get naked

Eeww is this fat pride thread?

your lips are making me so fucking hard

Go sleep Kyle, you're just 13 yo

I'm op, others are lying

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You are a beautiful person
Happy caturday

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I'm not dumb enough to have kids, dont worry. That'd fuck up my pussy beyond repair

nah man black lipstick kills me
keep posting please these are fucking great

I replied to someone else with one

prove you have one
also nice trips

Good Girl
>Making Bull user hard
Keep going, I'm listening

we need something new, show ass or pussy

Show ass

Try to keep unwanted advice to yourself love :] I like my dark lipstick thank you very much

>Bull user

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Kegels and some core exercise and your pussy would be fine. The white population is declining, even contributing 1 child to the cause would be huge.

That's a good point

most devastating comeback of 1994

Keked

show us some ass

samefag

nah m8

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very well, sorry for the misunderstanding

Rules say lurk moar fuk off nao

sharpie in pooper or fucking fake

>keep going

Thank you kind sir :]

hey op would you let me cum on your tits

Is it dead, or r u gonna ask for 'titties' a bit more and finally die urself?

nah we want more

does your boyfriend pimp you out every now and again or is he just a cuck?

no he doesn't because my life isn't a hentai

Fake and gay

So he's a cuck?

Show us your booty hole

yes, he writes cuck novels and sells them on amazon

Real op here
No he doesnt, but who knows, maybe one day ;]

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Keked!
Well user, your in the right place now. Nothing but Maniacs in here

Damn that ass

I'm not good at ass pics, but I hope this is ok

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do you use that for shidding and farding?

Hmmmm I see the shirts finally off

remove all clothing please

put that fucking blue pen in your ass and we'll all believe you

Silly user, everyone knows that girls cant fart

not vad but you should lose the panties and spread

It is. Dat ass!
Tho too much clothing still.
>Show us all

show pussy

And with that, I'm afraid I'm done for the night. My sleeping pills are kicking in and my time is up. Thanks for the (you)s Yea Forumsros

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Holy obesity
fucking end yourself you're already on the way there just do us all a favor and expedite the process

You need to quit the dark lipstick, You hope it draws attention away from your fat cheeks towards your lips but it’s contrasting so heavily with whats Normal that you observe the entire face. Realizing that it’s a level 3 Hambeast trying to pass herself of as the equivalent of a sexy bugs bunny.

sharpie in pooper so we know its real

Damn.

contact info? this was fun

Tits are tits user

come back tomorrow

Dont leave on the best note, u still have things to do in here.
now, show dat goddamn pussy...

Sleep tight, You have a great ass btw. #teamchonky

Kek. Based.

Yea Forums isn't better. At least anymore.

Wow nice job

This

Post tits attention whore

hey...wait a min....

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check the thread before you say stupid shit like this user

Threads dead retard
Plus she already posted a ton

fake and gay

gtfo my Yea Forums larping neckbeard

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The proof is in the tits dude