Hey faggots

hey faggots
ITT: shit you think only you do

i drink water whenever i have something really sweet

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nope I do that

I make characters of female friends and fuck them in porn games such as honey select

I leave the pizza crusts to eat for later.

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I do that I wake up and eat the crust after

i only cum in my blanket and never clean it
the cum has been accumulating in my blanket for years now

Proof?

I dip my muffins in chocolate milk so I can eat faster as I don't have to drink the milk separately.

its darks colored the cumstains arent visible
also my cum is of poor quality since i cum like 5 times a day so it doesnt stick and i dunno maybe vaporise after a while

i put peanut butter on my bagels.

That's not even weird

I masturbate to beastiality and dream about fucking a bitch and getting fucked buy a dog

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Hot as fuck.~

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I convince myself that any girl that shows me the slightest form of attraction is obsessed with me and then feel bad when I find out it was all in my head

I vigorously smell my fingers after I take a piss.

i do the same thing, especially with fruity candy. ill take a swig of water while a piece is in my mouth

I have never used my hands to masturbate, ive only ever humped pillows

Right?

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Bump. Don't let this shit die.

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shit RIP

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kinda hot

Sometimes when I'm angry I'll get in my bed, internally scream with my hands on my head, and roll around uncontrollably.

I know right?
I want a big german shep to mount and just hold me still while he fucks and knots me and slowly fills me up with his cum.

i pull hairs out of my dick and eat the roots

Ever creampied before?

No I have never been with a animal