Rabbi. AMA

fucking rekt

It is a ritual of the religion, and it was meant to sacrifice something for God.

Thank you. The world needs more friendliness and family style love and rejoicing, not sadness and anger. However, anger can be righteous, and sadness, while not a good feeling, could lead to compassion and doing the right things, for some.

Remember to tell anti white jews that whites are jews greatest friend
Other races wont put up with their shit

What is your opinion on the Sefer Yetzirah and Kabbalah? Did the Zohar come from ancient times or was it merely a forgery?

Also, do you consider Jesus to be wise? Was his father Pantera, in your opinion?

It protects their scalp biome

I am not homosexual, am well educated, and while some jokes may be funny, eliciting anti-Semitism is not my intention. I wish to ease tensions and explain what authentic Jews are meant to be.

To sum it up, it is associated with traditions. In this case, you remark about the side curls, or payot, which are derived from Mosaic law, to not round off the corner of one's beard, but leave the sides to grow long. They shouldn't be too short. Even slight sideburns is good enough in fulfilling that mitzvah.

Rabbi.

Rekt is not what I want anybody to be.

I need to explain something to you. Not all Jews agree on politics, as stereotyped on Yea Forums so often, and certainly, there is plenty of infighting over ideals, whether based around religious or ethnic conflicts, as some Ashkenazim may be uneasy still to deal with Yemenite or Mizrachi Jews, or Sephardim. Then, there are the religious denominations, as they are known today, mostly the Orthodox, Conservative, Reform, Reconstructionist congregations, and the Messianics, among others, such as the Karaites and Samaritans, who are still around today in Israel, and abroad. The Conservative denomination is not considered conservative/traditional by Orthodox Jews, while they are perhaps too conservative for the Reform and Reconstructionists, despite their lack of orthodoxy. The Messianic Jews are Christians, who believe Yeshua ben Yosef as the Messiah. As far as the anti-White/Europe stereotypes go, it is understandable that certain Jews, namely the Rothschild and Soros families, have done so much to perpetuate that image in modern times. I want no part of the globalist Soros/Rothschild agendas. I am trying to follow and honor God, while those mostly leftist anti-religious types are mostly to blame for the left wing, globalist, atheist, greedy businessman/banker stereotypes.

I need to clarify that I am a Messianic Jew, who follows Jesus/Yeshua HaMashiach.

There are a lot of different opinions on why men must wear kippahs. Hats firstly arent exclusive to rabbis, they serve the same purpose as kippahs and any male can wear them. I've asked many of my rabbis and they've generally come to the conclusion that we do it because god tells us to lmfao

>messianic jew
literally not a jew. you're a christcuck with a kippah. you should feel bad about your life choices.

>I am a Messianic Jew

Thank you for the answer sir! I hope you have an excellent rest of the day. :)

Thanks for clearing it up
Its just all so tiresome when a lefty jew shit talks whites

I believe in Jesus as the Messiah. That is the ultimate fulfillment of what being a Jew is supposed to mean. Jews are meant to follow Yeshua.

You have a wonderful day! It pains me how uptight the leftists are against any semblance of patriotism for one's country. Many Jews have patriotically been subjects of the countries they dwelled in, historically, even if there were tensions about when the next round of persecutions might begin. Authentic Jews are supposed to honor God and His Messiah, who has already come. We are no longer supposed to be waiting for Him, who had showed up around two-thousand years ago already.

Are you in that job because you are too stupid to know that your favourite god is fake, or because you know that telling lies to idiots about a fake god is easier than getting a real job?

The job is meant to educate and encourage.

You dodged the question. Try to answer it honestly.

Why is a rabbi posting on shabbat

How is your shabbat tonight?

Because Yeshua, the Messiah, has fulfilled the Old Testament through His sacrifice for our sins, and we are no longer restricted under the legalism of Mosaic laws beyond the Ten Commandments. Apostle Peter had a dream in which he was beckoned to eat animals previously considered unclean.

>messianic rabbi on Yea Forums
this is interesting

Very comfortable, thank you! I am reading through an interesting PDF on Jewish Christian history, through the span of the centuries. They were often mistreated by both Jews and Christians, due to their unique circumstances, or treated as strange curiosities by many.

Well, the term rabbi is a holdover meant to be like Pastor, for Messianic Christians, who have largely kept that title for cultural reasons. When it comes to that sort of rabbi, it is a general term. The Rabbi/Rebbe we truly serve, however, is one who still lives, Jesus, or Yeshua in Hebrew-Aramaic languages.

Are you supposed to say it like rab-"eye" or rab-"ee" or something else entirely?

In general English usage, it is just "rab," like lab, and then "eye." In Hebrew, it is in fact rav, like the "ah" kind of sound.

So what does it taste like?

What is your opinion on haredi jews?

Ribeye steak? Quite good! I prefer mine well-done, with a steak sauce.

I kind of dress like one, but I wouldn't really be considered one, because I believe Jesus is the Messiah. Messianic Jews are treated almost like persona non grata, in those communities, if it is a known thing about us. One's mileage may vary, however. There are plenty of Judaism Jews friendly to Messianic Jews, and Haredi Jews are also generally nice, although reclusive-seeming people to outsiders, yet they have their communities' problems as the rest of us do.

I really like their hat styles. Mine looks like pic-related. I don't have long sidelocks, however.

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So how did a rabbi end up on Yea Forums?

Yea Forums attracts all kinds of different people. I might be among the most different you may ever see on here.

Is that what you guys call it?

The title rabbi? No, that's rab (like fab) eye.

if there's no afterlife why follow god's commandments?

By any chance do you also do conduct funeral services?

There is afterlife, and we must follow God's commandments, although much of the Old Testament Mosaic laws are optional, now, except for the Ten Commandments.

I have never had to, yet, thankfully.

Ah, was asking cuz I'm a gravedigger/groundskeeper for a Jewish cemetery. I'm not Jewish myself but it's a neat religious culture I find.

what advice would you give to the hebe jussie smollet

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I know that Jews traditionally have their dead buried as soon as possible, mostly within the span of one day, as per biblical law. Furthermore, embalming is not traditionally used, and Cohenim are not allowed to be near dead bodies or in cemeteries Cohen family members cannot even attend funerals, for that reason.

Is there one single good reason (applying to everyone) to believe in a god, or,even better, real proof for the existence of a god?

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Stop breaking laws. In that picture, he is also vandalizing.

what? i've heard just about everywhere that jews don't believe in an afterlife

Do you think circumcision is an outdated practice that should be put to bed?

God exists, and we must serve Him faithfully as possible. We are saved by the grace of Jesus Christ.
I don't know who they are.

Perhaps you are referring to Reform/Reconstructionist modern leftist Judaism.

I heard that the belief varies. Some believe in Heven-Hell, some don't believe in an afterlife, some believe in ghosts.

>God exists, and we must serve Him faithfully as possible.
Why hop on the blah blah train? Answer my question, please.

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Bang on, it's not unusual to actually dig their hole while they're still alive. I've been told by a few rabbis I'm "blessed" in Hebrew (can't remember the word) for what I do, I actually really enjoy listening to them speak during services.

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This is bait of excellent quality

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>Answer my question, please.
See, you can't. Until someone can, I will happily remain an atheist.

I have answered, and you do not believe. Your stubbornness refuses to accept that answer, for now, but I admonish you to reconsider.
I do like going fishing, but I don't know how to use a movie poster as a good source of bait. The paper would just deteriorate in the water.

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There is no Palestine genocide you brainlet

This has been proven to be a hoax. The Muslim guy is a demonstrator from northern India, one of the Muslim predominant regions, I think Kashmir.

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He just a con artist capitalizing on the real Holocaust/Shoah. I urge you all to see the documentary by Claude Lanzmann entitled "Shoah."

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You ever heard of Pallywood? Not OP.

What say ye in defense of thy image?

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The first picture is horse shit, most of the land was bought legally by that point

>I have answered, and you do not believe.
There goes the blah blah train. Come on Rabbi, you can do better, can't you? You really make it look like your god is a fake god.

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>against open borders and globalism
dont believe you for one second. oh i get that you don't want open borders...for israel. or globalism...for israel. but every jew ive ever met has been a liberal spouting retard who wanted to flood white countries with ignorant, stupid, disloyal brownies but the instant you suggest that maybe THEY should take some in they say oh no thats not right for israel because they KNOW what doing so does to countries.

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1) what is the relationship between chabad and european nobility

2) what is the relationship between chabad and Jesuit order

3) what is the relationship between chabad and Naturei Karta

4) what is the relationship between chabad and Freemasonry

5) who does chabad identify as edomites?

How is that even possible?

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Is swallowing semen an act of cannibalism.

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>implying uncle ben isn't a

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Why did my jew neighbor steal my dog?

1. European nobility have traditionally been Christians, or cultural Christians. Chabad members are Jewish, as in Orthodox Judaism.
2. Jesuits are Catholics, Chabad are not.
3. The Neturei Karta are against Israel/Zionism, and the Chabad members are the opposite, in most cases.
4. I am not aware of relationships between them.
5. I don't know if they do.

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do you suck baby penis

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Not an authentic Jew. She is very secular.

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My denomination does not do that, but some Haredi ones do, through the Mohels.

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Be good to this goyim

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Goyim = plural, while Goy is the singular form. Goy means Gentile, AKA a non-Jew.

I don't follow teachings from the Talmud.

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Then you aren't keeping to god's man made law brother. I'm afraid this is a capital offense. For your soul that is, a delivered upon death arrangement. Peace be upon you.

The essential elements are the Tanakh books. The Talmud was written much later, and not every Jew agrees with it.

SILENCE.
The letters of god hath spoken.
Thy law be done.

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you stupid idiot. your answers are completely worthless and could have been googled by a 7 year old.

Yes, hats like those and fedoras could be nice gifts, I think, if you know the person well. Otherwise, it might seem random and a bit insulting. Most Jews don't wear fedoras or similar hats, but a kippah, or yarmulke, is a much cheaper alternative in cost, as it is a small cloth cap for the top of the head.

I was told there is something in your holy scriptures that the "arm" of God directly handling our universe is some form of A.I. machine.

Intelligence, and not artificial.

Yes, this make more sense. The tribulations inflicted on the whole of humanity are being deliberately micromanaged. Thanks.

I have spoken to many ultra-orthodox jews that say zionists are evil and are not really truly jewish and it is against judaism to have a jewish state. they also would say you are not jewish.. I would assume, based on the answers you've given... believing in jesus, not observing shabbat, etc.. . . what do you think of these jews? I have become very close with these people and they are just beginning to trust me enough to tell me their real ideas. they say that it is a fact that god created jews to be hated. they are also not allowed to convert anyone and are actually supposed to discourage anyone from attempting to become jewish. they are very intuitive people but also rather brain washed in some way it seems. very interesting people........

Are you sure they're actually the same people… they could all just look alike.

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KILL YOURSELF.

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

Jump off a bridge you rat faced cunt.

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how is israel too small to accept refugees when the entire world population could fit in texas

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