How do u cum inside of a grill without it getting pregnant?

how do u cum inside of a grill without it getting pregnant?

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give her the morning after pill and watch her take it. protip: it doesn't work on girls over 200 lbs.

Falcon punch her in the gut after a month

vasectomy
people like you don't need to procreate

this or use VCF.

does this work better if u both take it the same time right after sex?

you don't retard.

Put a bullet through its head. Dead girls cant say no either, so it's a win win

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Jesus fucking christ that girl is a walking aphrodisiac

Scary

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i thought i was supposed to take it

My ex-gf got birth control shots every three months or so. I came inside of her every time we had sex for about a year and never even had a scare.

put in anus or mouth. problem solved.

What i would give to tie that girl to a pole and fuck her mouth

my gf didnt take her birth control for three months or so. i came inside of her every time we had sex and never had a scare

you are the epiphany of dumb

that sounds glorious user

Use her butt. Duh

thats what i do when shes on her period

You're playing a dangerous game user

she never told me she stopped until she said i needed to go pick up a test. fucking shat my pants

trap asshole doesn't count as a girlfriend no matter how many times they call it their "boypussy"

you don't care.

Oh it was. I miss her ;_;

jesus christ

Like there isn't a babe you've crushed on that you wouldn't tear up as a corpse

Agreed

gtfo newfag

she got an iud after that thank fucking god

Only fuck at night

My girlfriend has been taking birth control consistently for a couple months now. She just finished her period and is taking the sugar pill portion of the sheet of pills. Apparently the lining of the uterus which allows pregnancy is still non-existent since she's just come out of her period, does this mean it's safe to come inside her? She's kind of worried because she has to take the placebo sugar pills for a day or two more before she goes back on the actual birth control pills.

>how do u cum inside of a grill without it getting pregnant?

Forced anal surprise right before you shoot.
Whispering softly and sweetly in her ear before you do this, something to the effect of "Have you ever had a cock in that sexy ass of yours? No? Well there's a first time for everything." May or may not be effective in getting you out of a legal dilemma later.

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In truth, it's not likely that you'll get a girl pregnant every time you cum in her - even if she's not on the pill and you're not shooting blanks. A chick can only get pregnant for like 24 hours one day of her cycle. Google that shit. Sperm just lives in there for forever and it's hard to determine when exactly that will happen.
That said, the ehole thing of "dont cum in her" is a thing because you dont want to take that fucking risk nigga.

bump

this user knows what's up

>put it in her ass

source

>epiphany
The irony

Come inside her mouth or butthole

If she is verifiably on BC, you can come inside her vagina without too much concern over having your rights violated.

idk where youre from but anal is kinda common user

Just tell her “don’t get pregnant” w finger guns.

Who's that goofy looking dude?

You kill it first

being infertile

Cum in her ass or mouth

In ass
In mouth

Fuck her in the ass.

scream in her pussy to scare the spermies away

Buttnut

make sure there is no gas in the grill otherwise the sperm impregnates and you get little grillettes like pic related.

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You have to slowly saw her fucking head off as you cum with a saw.

She's going to be pretty 'sore' after that, I guess you 'saw' this coming.

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salsa on girl?

This is actually easy but keep in mind there is always risk, not even abstainance is 100% (ask the virgin Mary)
>Get her on BC
>Morning after pill (doesn't work if she's morbidly obese)
>Use a VCF (Hopefully you aren't allergic, also don't eat her out when it dissolves)
>Rythm method (least effective but possible if you have weird catholic hangups) if pussyjuice got slime, its baby making time. Also keep in mind sperm lives for a few days in the pussy.
>Sponge
>cervical cap
>Lemon Slice in the Vagoo

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fuck yeah user

Sauce?

Had a very similar experience user, I know how it feels. Hope you are doing better.

please tell me you know the source

Whata the sauce !?