Hey Yea Forums i can't take it anymore with my stutter can't even get a job so what's the fastest way to kill myself?

Hey Yea Forums i can't take it anymore with my stutter can't even get a job so what's the fastest way to kill myself?

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Sharpie pooper

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I don't have a gun you idiot

Then get one you stuttering little shit

In all seriousness. Save up about 200 dollars and buy a helium tank and a CPAP mask. Put on. Enjoy your way to heaven

Fuck you stupid bitch

Oohh that's gonna take a lot of time..

N n n o f f f fuck y y y ou

You wanna start little bitch?

Yes bitch.

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Hold your breath

Ok you go first little whore

It doesn't work sometimes

I actually came here thinking of the same thing. I have a stupid bitch of a wife that can't even fucking buy a light bulb, literally she came back with the wrong light bulb. She had one fucking job. Speaking of my wife she has no tits. I like tits. She has none. "Why did you marry her then" because the dumb bitch didn't take her birth control the right way and I'm not a nigger, that's why. I grew up homeless and shit because my parents were fucking retarded. I kept saying I was fine whatever life goes on. Eventually after my second tour in the middle east I realized I was pretty fucked up. I own a business, am in graduate school and now I have to fucking therapy on top of that. According to all the shrinks I have ADHD, Depression, Borderline Personality Disorder, and PTSD. Holy fuck. Still this bitch cannot buy a fucking light bulb. A LIGHT BULB. I'm taking courses in advanced physics and SHE CANNOT BUY A LIGHT BULB. I'm just past the point of caring. All the fuckers keep telling me reasons that I shouldn't kill myself, but I never care about the reasons. This place fucking sucks. Also with American culture these days, every day I have to hear about gay people, women, black people or some other demographic that feels they should be given credit for doing nothing. People that earn credit get it because they do something that forces people to acknowledge them. If your demographic sucks and that means something to you then go do something fucking great so people acknowledge your gay, bleeding vagina nigger ass. FFS. What is the fucking point. It's like not just my retarded wife, but my retarded country just makes me want to say fuck it all. I certainly don't care.

Oh. My. Gosh. You must have microcephaly to utter such vacuous claims. I'm not usually triggered at all, but I think I should tell you how much retardation that infests in your incompetent life.
You must be some jejune incredulous overfaggot whom is insensate about the imperative matters of politics with little to no cognizance of the parochial topic at hand. You also must be an inconclusive retarded gadfly that adumbrates nothing or contributes to the constituent of our very nation. What I'm saying is your life is full of vicissitude and vapidness that you have nothing else better to do than superciliously postulate intelligence on every ubiquitous message board. I bet you cannot educe your own ignominious post without predictably saying "I'm doing this for the lolz".
Your argument is like a sonorous toilet; obstreperous and an unattractively nonentity. The shit ejaculated from your geriatric mouth must infuriate your ass so much that it is an enormity to your own ethics. Why the hell would anyone so dilapidated occlude the toilet hole that you created? If you're such a perfunctory, prodigious retard, why evince your recrudescence? This is the wistful truth that I don't even need to know personally.

Get a life you squalid sisyphean faggot.

Speak in English you pretentious idiot.

You're probably one of the pieces of shit he's talking about. That's why you're so butthurt. Kek

Write without getting butthurt you stupid bitch

Do you realize that you've used words incorrectly?

What the actual fuck are you trying to say

Well i realized that killing myself is fucking stupid so what i gotta do to stop stuttering?

Lay down on some train tracks, jump off a tall building, go for a swim in a river with a backpack full of rocks, call a group of black guys niggers, call 9-1-1 say there is an active shooter at your location matching ur description, ect. ect. Have you ever even considered suicide, because its easy as fuck, just takes a little determination

I'm pretty sure you start speech therapy. I know Darren Sproles (american football player if you don't know) I guess had a stutter like a mother fucker but fixed it. Maybe you should look up his work, I think he has a foundation dedicated to it.

Not OP but I'm mainly worried about leaving a corpse for my kids to find or see, or leaving my kids in the care of my stupid wife that can't purchase a light bulb to fit in the correct socket. It's not their fault their mom is a fucking moron

Did you read the above? I do not want to kill myself anymore tell me how i stop stuttering

Mmm yeah maybe that's works

You're fuckin stupid like my wife aren't you? Go to google. Search "online speech therapy." Get started. Holy shit this is that shit right here I'm talking about. You must be another lazy American asshole.

Oh sorry you fucking asshole i didn't know that

Talking about stupids if you don't like your wife then why did you fuck her?

You didn't know you can use google to search things? Is that what you're trying to convince us. That you, someone on Yea Forums, doesn't understand google is useful for fucking searching a god damn fucking question that you may want a mother fucking answer to?

Because she's attractive and has a great ass and was worth fucking but not marrying, due to my love for tits. Also I was unaware how annoying stupidity would get over time.

If you love your kids and think that the mother will fuck things up for them, you can't leave.

Take it. Suffer your own existence for them, in order to ensure that they get the education that they deserve.

I just wanted a different advise idiot

Oh and also I was unaware of HOW stupid she was until I was forced to actually rely on her to do things.

This is why I'm so fucking miserable, it's the only answer I'm left with and it's just awful.

What do you mean different advice? Just kys fucking faggot.

>Help me I want attention
>I want more attention

Go get some speech therapy and actually apply to fixing you problem.

Well asshole because i wanted to kill myself for real but after seeing the faggot you are i felt better