Yo Yea Forums, I fucked up my liver, how do I unfuck it?

liver is the only organ that can regenerate so stop fucking it and it should unfuck itself

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yeah how much of a degenerate fuck do you have to be to ruin your liver? it regrows.. holy fuck.

better?

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Chug down a case of these
and return a message after 24 hours

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you've got to eat healthy, get exercise, and consistent sleeping habits. Get yourself right, user, and you might be able to make it back even stronger than before.

lots of shrooms little time

I'll try louder

fuck off boomer

shrooms fuck your liver up? oh fuck

> eat healthy
what do livers eat? what's good for them?

liver and onions

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yup, they do since the fucking psilocibine is converted in the liver into psilocin and therefore fucking it
thanks user, you're my hero

>yup, they do since the fucking psilocibine is converted in the liver into psilocin and therefore fucking it
well i'm fucked. so long lads.

you liver filters toxins out of your bloodstream
very simplified, it does this by killing liver cells
usually this isn't a problem as the liver regrows new cells as fast as it loses old ones
but deliberately increasing the toxins (in this case psilocibine) in your bloodstream increases the rate at which liver cells die

fruits and vegetables, and moderate amount of coffee. Try to avoid too much alcohol and fatty foods. This will help you get better.

Al Kawaii-da

this

thanks a milion m8

alright I should slow down with the shrooms then. thanks dudes.

just wach your doses and take longer breaks between trips and you should be ok

milk thistle supplements.

milk thistle

yeah just googled it, it may be exactly what I'm looking for! Who need doctors when you have Yea Forums?

how much did you drink?

wait for someone with a good one to die. and then wait for that to happen another 1000 or so times until it's your turn.

read the fucking thread
will it be faster to kill 1001 people or just my stupid self?

or go to Mexico and run a 50/50 chance of buying some ones liver or being killed on the OR table and having your healthy organs harvested to be sold to rich Mexicans and foreigners

Fuck you

op is a dick face

drink

yourself. but you can at least overdose and go out in a blaze of glory
>50/50 chance
I'd say you're being generous

well, crossing the ocean may not be faster than killing 1001 people
no u

stop drinking

trips are better than dubs
but just to be safe
yell at your liver in between chugging bottles of everclear

China has very cheap organs bc they harvest from executed criminals
the Balkans had a good live organ transplant black market in the 1990s and 2000s, not sure if it is still active

I just need a fast way to regenerate my liver so I can drink my Moonshine and eat my shrooms in peace.
not taking commie liver, I bet it would start to spy on the government or make Tianmen square out of my body

maybe you should switch to pot? or morphine? does that fuck with your liver?

Kek i like how you went straight to 60 mentioning morphine

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well, tried tramadol, a mild opioid, didn't like it, shrooms are better. Pot is fine, but I don't have anywhere to buy right now.
the fuck are you?
>nypa

I was actually just trying to think of something the liver doesn't have to break down. but I can see the humor

>but I don't have anywhere to buy right now.
tell me about it... been trying to find some for a week and nothing.

here is similar cops have been really after drugs lately and everyone pussied out. Thanks Satan I can legally buy spores due to a hole in law

I have fucked my hole system with ethylpenidate. I'm doing a 72h fast to see if it will reset everything.
On 24h now and so far my blood pressure have gone back to normal for the first time in years so hoping this will work.
It should work for your liver aswell.

Just a note:
Milk thistle works for dogs, too. If you have an elderly dog on anti-inflamatories for joint pain you can give them milk thistle to keep their liver numbers in the green.

crash plane into tower

"noice jacket" said the nigger aboot to meet archies inferno

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cut a hole in your gooch and ask someone to put their dick in it. then have them pull it out. your liver has just been unfucked.

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