Based and/or redpilled anons, I have a question for you

Based and/or redpilled anons, I have a question for you.

What is your most valuable life advice/lesson you would like to share with Yea Forums?

Lets spread some wisdom this Friday evening.

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Never do anything, to anyone, ever, for any reason, at any time.

Take your socks off before your pants when undressing in front of a woman

Don’t take anything to heart, honestly don’t even worry what other people think or say, just treat them as you would an inanimate object. Would you get mad at a coat rack for stubbing your toe? Of course not, treat people the same.

Please explain?

preemptively cringing at this stupid ass thread

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go back to the fb/ig or log threads then.

no I think I'll stay right here and read what you retards have to say

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>Hur de dur I’m too stupid to post anything relevant in this thread for dumb people.

thats actually helpful, wearing socks but no pants looks ridiculous

Because it looks fucking stupid undressing socks when your dick is out

>pic related

>semi original content
Too intellectual for Yea Forums I guess.

I see

Not even a semi
Check that arrogance, you’re here like the rest of us

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this you idjit

Always wipe alway from the balls.

Never trust a man who wears a baseball cap.

It took me to middle age to figure out developing friendships is really a waste of time. You are better off just going nose to the grindstone and working not socializing. People will brind you down for the most part. And for god sakes whatever you do don't fucking get a woman pregnant. Never made that mistake myself but seen too many guys go down in flames.

Sorry, ya got the wrong guy.

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wipe your butthole with your fingers then use toilet paper to wipe them off. that way you can just use one square every time you shit, will save you literally thousands of dollars over a few decades, thousands you can spend expanding your vintage transformers collection, which is another piece of redpill advice I have: collect 1980's memorabilia, you never know what it's going to be worth. Myself I just spend 300 dollars on a C-9 blue snaggletooth

I'd rather spend a couple grand over 30 years to not stink of shit like a nigger.

well then you'll never be redpilled you mossy troglodyte, go back to sipping earl grey in your rolls royce you limp penised aristocat

>Rolls royce, sipping a quality beverage > shit collection of toys.

everyone takes a beating sometime

Why not just keep a hose handy and use no toilet paper.

i'd rather have my 1982 toyota corolla with my full collection of vintage star wars action figures (including variants - that's right, vinyl caped jawa and early bird specials with extending lightsabers) than all the farms in cuba. and that's another redpill for thisredpilled thread - if you ever get a chance to buy tan vest luke skywalker in jedi fatigues, spend whatever it takes, and make sure you have both boba fett with full circle and half circles on the backs of his hands or no girls will ever lick your gooch

hose my asscrack down? like an animal? get out of this thread before the great milenko strikes you down

and by "working" you mean leveling your runescape character?

Put yourself first, nobody else will.

>t. (you)

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Always save CP on your laptop so you have a back up stash no matter what

don't take life too seriously. you'll never make it out alive.

bad advice. always take everything seriously because you're probably going to live forever

>Would you get mad at a coat rack for stubbing your toe?
this is pretty common practice with people, actually...

Its more sanitary. Japanese love the water on the ol butthole they have toilets you can sit on for hours hosing your asshole down

I actually did play runescape years ago for a few weeks and thought god damn what a fucking waste of time. Nope no video games. Videos games are the biggest waste of time

I'll fuck up a coat rack

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goddamn coat racks ruining this country. Taking our jobs.

>Videos games are the biggest waste of time
yep. right along with all other forms of entertainment, like movies, music, books, etc.

Don't ever get too personal with your bosses or anyone above you. In my experience they use that as ammo to fuck you over in the future

What is your runescape level. You appear defensive.

It seems like the only reason they do socialize with you just so they can get dirt. I'm pretty much done working for anyone. Got fucked over on any job I ever had. Come in early stay late. Work hard be honest. They could give a fuck less.

ok, wisdom time
literally the most delicious foods on earth are tostinos, frozen scmuchers PBJ sandwiches, and salt and vinegar chips

LOL

never played. I just think it's funny how people still hold such stigma against video games. when they can serve as good teaching tools. but let's forget about those and only focus on CoD or some other bullshit churn and burn game.

LOL teaching tools? For what? How to live in mom's basement and get her to cook your pop tarts.

If you’re smart, especially if you’re smart and attractive people will always hate you out of jealousy regardless of any compassion you show them.

Holy kek

Lol

stop doing that, it's stupid

you've never heard of flight simulators? and that's only the most obvious ones.