I'm assembling a team. Who is in?

I'm assembling a team. Who is in?

Also please be sure to state your skills/abilities that would benefit said team.

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i have pure and unyielding autism which allows me to spend great deals of time performing autistic tasks for small amounts of lulz in the end

very nice you will be my first lieutenant pls buy my water filter and weight gain supplements

I have an ability to use my own fatness as a weapon.Also I can Bodyslam my enemies

how fat are you?

I can make maple bacon and probably, most likely, won’t burn the place down. No gaurentees though. Bacon’s a gamblin man’s game.

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I control the braindead left who hang on my every word, especially when I tell them it's over for Trump. I do so at least twice a day.

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I like bacon and maple, so you're definitely in

good we need someone for PR

You’re trying too hard. GET THE FUCK OUT. Also, nice dubs. Have a great day!