What's it like to have a wife?

I'm not surprised. Honestly, marriage is pretty shit, I definitely regret it and have a lot of resentment.

Met online. Yeah, three kids....like I said she is a fuck machine and I hate condoms and love creampies....whoopsie.

It's nice if you have a good one.

Watch and you will see

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Does she like creampies? How old if you don't mind me asking.

lolling irl at people who get married. it never works out.

Whoopsie? Are you one of those faggots who takes pics with the open mouth smiley face?

basement dwelling virgin

It takes two people to work things out. If your relationships never work out, just realize the common thread in them is you

I feel like we just got really lucky in terms of wife picks. Mine has been the perfect tradfu and I don't deserve her.

Yes, we have never been into condoms, both hate the feeling. Early 30's we got started young.
Yes, whatever you say makes sense.

Have you ever hung the towels wrong before?
Or used the wrong towel?
Do you know how to take care of house plants?
Do you like spending 25 dollars on pillows that you don't even lay down on?

I'm bitching of course. There's good stuff too.
Like the cooking, cleaning, sex, general going out to do things with each other kinda thing. I don't regret it.
I also married up, I didn't settle.

Not really married but been dating the same woman for 17 years and we've lived together for 15. Have a kid together. Both of us just never felt like we had to get a piece of paper from the government that says we love each other. Honestly, I feel marriage makes both parties lazy but thats just my opinion.

It's fine until you have kids. Thats when shit hits the fan and you get stuck.

More info on sex becoming more experimental please

Hey no problem with that, I want to get married in my late twenties.

All well and good until one of you has to go to the hospital and medical consent is needed.

Plus you have absolutely no right to your kid if you split up

She always told me that she was into toys w/ one of her ex' bfs......Lucky for me, it got her really into anal from the tender age of 17 when she realized that she comes harder from anal than regular sex. When I heard this, I knew I had a keeper.....We have been getting more and more into DP situations (w/ toys only) and talking about and fantasizing about her being fuck by two cocks at once w/ someone we meet online or at a bar randomly. She's awesome and I'm super lucky.

Dude, for all intents and purposes, you're fucking married.

Yeah being married isn't so bad, but kids will fu k up your program

Eh, for me its just a change of scenery.....Now I'm taking my kids to sports practice, and hanging out at the park and whatnot instead of going out and drinking beer w/ friends....Sound shitty, but its all a matter of personal mindset,...I've accepted that this is my new world. Its not as bad as it sounds once you are in it.

Married 8 years 3 kids. Its different you have someone everyday waiting for you at home. Someone to confide in someone who if shes a good partner makes your life more enjoyable. Were human youre gonna fight but its usually petty bullshit

Sounds good but would it be okay for you when she gets fucked by another guy?

I mean even when my GF just tells me she has this fantasy I would consider leaving her...

Terror, mario party 4, the ring, married with chilred, thelma and louise.

Well start. You’ll feel better and your life’ll become clearer

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Well except that you're wrong. There are numerous ways to get those benefits without a marriage license.

VERY unlikely that it would ever happen. Its fun to jerk off and say dirty shit just before I come inside her, but the truth is, we would both be so weirded out by the whole process if it was happening IRL. Also, w/ kids it becomes a massive cluster-fuck on how to arrange the whole thing. I do tell her it would be easy as hell.....Post a quick photo on CL and we'd have a shit ton of guys ready to watch her massive milk sacks sway....Just.....not likely that we will ever be ready for it.

Alphas impregnate and never get married
Betas provide and get rewarded with sex
'nuff said

Yes i agree...just not technically

Sometimes it really great to have someone to share things with, and be close to. More than not tho, it's just a big fucking compromise.

Nearly every married man or previously married man have all told me to never get married. Not worth it.

I absolutely love it (not posting a pic). She's beautiful, has hobbies that she has monetized, loves to cook, and is passionate about life.

As someone who hated the dating world as I did, I feel blessed that she crossed my path.

How long married?

it's up and down . Sometimes extreme .

pros : my wife's submissive and let's me take charge of everything . she's kind of a pushover . she seems to care about me despite my flaws, sex is ok. she's extremely loyal and thinks I'm amazing . will never cheat on me. has a massive ass and Ok boobs that got smaller over the year

cons: extremely lazy . hygene isn't the best . sex vanilla missionary and she's too lazy or stubborn to try anything new. She's safe and doesn't like risky sex or fantasies . isn't very adventerous or spontaneous. extemely hard to get her to try new things

we're both 37 and met at 25

Sounds like you and I got lucky. I know there a lot of sour puss stories about marriage being shitty. I think it just stems from the amount of dis-ease in the world. People always want more and better and have trouble with pleasant content-ness. Thats just how I feel about it.

makes going to work more enjoyable.

I'm 55, and my wife is 54. We've been together since we were 17 and 16. She's in poor health now, so I'm pretty much her caretaker, but after our second child was born (I was 29), she really lost about 95% of her interest in sex. We'd fuck, but it felt like something she was crossing off her "to do" list. The kids are grown and gone now, we should be fucking like rabbits, but I've been laid for about two years. If I was the kind of guy to fuck around, it would be a lot better, but I just can't fuck someone I don't have a deep connection with. Sucks that I may never get to experience that again, who knows?

Comfy, loyal. Or a depressing nightmare.
Or so ivr heard idk im not married.

Depends, Are you ready to grow old and die alone? Are you willing to take the chance that your ass is going to age like fine wine? I have seen people put shit off until they are stuck with leftovers of previous men's broken marriages. It's kinda like a sale where you pick up a good deal before they run out of good product. Wait too long and you will be scavenging out of the scratch and dent - open-box bin. Life is shorter than you think.

Four years. It just hit me that 2015 was four years ago, and I am now depressed.
It depends on which mentality you go in with it, I suppose.

Her and I don't have a win-lose approach to things, it's either win-win or no deal.

pretty cool
sex is good
she's a good cook
likes my cooking when I do it
we have significant overlap in humor and film
has a career like me so we don't spend every second together (facilitates watching Aqua Teen and porn)
Nice to snuggle with
overall 9/10 (-1 for not into sex as much as I am)

Dear God you're right. Any kids/plans for kids? How is the sex?

I want a wife and I want to get married in my late twenties. I'm in my early twenties now.

The sex has decreased as sometimes she has to work late preparing marketing material, and I often have to stay up late working on spreadsheets. However, we still have great sex.
We are in our mid 20s, but not yet. If it were to happen, we would welcome it (both Catholics) but our goals in our 20s is to monetize our small businesses as much as we can.

Maybe by the time we are 33-34.

Find a nice sane woman and check out her mom because that is what you are going to end up with 99% of the time. If she is a pig or has some horrible hereditary disease, spin again.

Depends on the wife

My wife is gainfully employed, college educated, works out regularly, watches what she eats and keeps up her appearance. We've been together for 10 years now and married for almost 4. It wasn't always peaches and cream. We've been through quite a lot together, so we can work through most problems with a good deal of catharsis. The trick is to try to one-up the other with how much you're putting into the relationship. This is how everyone should behave in my opinion. A competition over who can be the best friend or partner. Most people get bogged down in their own misery and begin taking all the good things in their lives for granted. It's important to put out what you want back.

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Jeesh man you can't wait that long. Women's fertility plummets after 30

>Find a nice sane woman
Yeah that's the hard part

eh, there's always methods.

My mother had my brother when she was 34. Having a kid right now wouldn't crush me, but I wouldn't be able to be the dad (maturity wise) that I want to be.

It's not impossible but the risks to the child and the mother become greater. My mom had me at 35 and my sister at 37. They wanted another kid but were told that she couldn't have anymore because it was too dangerous for her.

I'd have no problem with that. In my experience however women don't typically want to put that much effort into the relationship.

eh, if you want to make god laugh, tell him of your plans.

Science is advancing. We probably won't start going to the doctor till we are 29ish.

Had a boss with a pretty successful small company, big house, money, everything in the world. Tried procreating with wife in mid-late 30's. His success and happiness is now tainted by a potato child.