Why is it if you're calm and collected, women outright ignore you? But when you actively warn them to stay away...

I don't think you really digested the reply. There is an explanation as to why the setup occurs in OP. There is no explanation as to why the setup is the case.

Surely you understand... that even if the why were implied in a less roundabout, self-fulfilling method, that an implication isn't really an explanation?

the why isn't implied. and the why is being asked to be explained explicitly, not implied.
>Why do anons like you simply not get it?
because you aren't answering or explaining anything. just dancing around the issue.