Why am I a kissless virgin at age 26 who can’t eveb get tinder matches? Girls write me off immidiatly...

Why am I a kissless virgin at age 26 who can’t eveb get tinder matches? Girls write me off immidiatly.... so it’s onviously how I look

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Post a picture of your asshole

Bump

because you shop at h&m

A picture of my asshole never existed

>when you're so new you don't know this guy's schtick (why am i alone) and his pictures have been a regular feature of Yea Forums for the past few years

hold up a sign saying

dingo is gay uwu

Well....

Do you have?

A job?
Your own place?
A car?
Are you in shape?

I still want to see his asshole.
You have a camera, post up

because you jack off to porno dumps instead of hiding them

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Tinder is for chads and you're probably manlet

Dude. It's your eyes. They show what you think of yourself. You look sad. Girls want a guy who is happy and who says yes to life. Transform yourself to a winner. Buy yourself some suits, go to the gym, live a healthy lifestyle and get some hobbies outside like hiking or get a pet.

idk if this is bait but your profike picture must ve really great to catch the girls attention
go get a good one and you will see the difference

Hes so fucking good looking and I've been looking for him to post dick and ass pics for years but it never happened. Nowadays it's just niggers posting this hotties pics around.

Don't you want to achieve wizard status? Only 4 more years to go! Don't give up now! I'm a wizard+5, feels great!

You're probably boring as shit, dude. It's not all about how you look.

Well... if your pictures are like the one you posted.... no chicks want to get involved with some guy who looks like he's 10 second from crying and telling you how their neighbor fucked them in the ass when they were 8.

Fucking smile and look like you're fun to be around. I wouldn't say you're bad looking.

Hapa curse

Well why am I not chad enough then? All my friends must be chads...

I’m all of those..... and girls reject me

I understand where they're coming from.

You have "I'm desperate. If I get you alone, I'll rape you" written all over your face.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
You look absolutely normal...
Maybe its your personality ??

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Girls don't like you because they sense you don't really like them.

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blaming yourself isn't attractive

newfag

It's because you wear the same jumper as comedyshortsgamer fag

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>falling for brandonposting

^maybe she will like u

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Shave and haircut

And try looking happy

Maybe you are into Boys????

Didn't you punch some dude at Berkley recently?

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i dont know what, but anything bout you scares me to death...

fuck off Brandon.

Also, PROVIDE CONTEXT TO THIS PIC!!!!!

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Kek

i can see clearly now, the rain has gone