What floor are you on?

Is this like shitty role playing where you all make up random scenarios that are happening in some fake never ending building?

>408
Then i did see it. i was looting around one of the elevator shafts when i saw a guy whit his skin fucked up. He did have 408 on his ID and the skin appeared to be covered in mold. Not sure whats up with that but be sure to cover yout mouth and nose, and try to keep it as ventilated as possible

There is an elevator nearby. I have never seen anyone coming out of it or going in since i moved here. It might be broken.

if youre under floor 50 it could be either of them, but if youre above floor 50 its most likely giant crickets. meats not wort the risk

n-no

[Basement Floor 847]
Message from Citizen #355-b7-4721, Subject: edible clickers

don't try eating these guys, just clogged my shitter

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>he doesnt know you dont eat clickers

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What's with the electricity down here. Every few hours there is almost no power and the lamps go out. I was stuck in the dark for like 3 hours and took me another 3 to find the way back.

Don't butcher the females, their eggs are edible if prepared the right way.

Thats why the maintenance told to bring flashlights, electricity is fucked the deeper you live in

Floor 2 here. How are you all liking your hour long elevator rides just to get to the bottom floor? Sometimes I just open the elevator, click 'up' and press every single button so the elevator stops on every single floor - just because I can.

If i dont, theyll become a pest. i have more than enough

Don't be caught with out ID.
Don't bring maintenance here...

[Floor 8714] - Luxury Suites
Oh dear.
Why would ever want to go down there into this filth.
Management should install me a new ice maker already, i'm getting tired of this slow machine.

Finally got the radio working. Floor 56, hallway E944 reporting. The wilderbeest invasion has been halted. Elevator shaft 676 Y-2 is open for business once again.

Hello everyone, i'm an explorer. Let's say i decide to go deep beneath the tower, what should i know first?

Bring gun.
Lots of gun. Like, all the gun. Floors 11 to 9 are murder.
No info on what lies below.

Avoid the sewers. if you dont get eaten by the fauna and dont fall into something toxic, youll catch a deadly disease and die before you can say"well this is awkward"

its pretty dead. havent seen a living person in 6 months

>Basement C-15

ground level
me, unfortunately for tt
zero

>stop enjoying things

[Unknown Message Code]
Hey buddy, i have read you are looking for some .. adventure..
There are rumors of a tunnel in subsection c at sub basement level 87
some tight goggles recommended..
delete this message after you read it, if you value your life... "citizen"

Floor 42
Power intermittent.
I here screaming.
Anyone have info?

Reported to Maintenance, Management, Security, and Prime Administration.
Enjoy your reduction in rations, citizen!

>ground level
There's no such thing as a 'ground.'

I heard that someone fucked up with electricity near the 30th floor. We heard a huge lightning strike , a man laughing and children screaming

these trips, you must be the chosen one

this time it is for real, it must be him, the dwarven prophecy is true

you must venture into the depths and fulfill your destiny

>floor 8714
>luxury

They give him the good drugs! I'm on the fence honestly, whether I keep my wits and have to struggle or get so doped up I think there is any luxury left in the world.

What are even the highest and the lowest levels? I've been dwelling in this nightmarish tower for like ever...

granpa told me stories from 8472 but he never told me anything beyond

You must not know what lies beyond. Sometimes the truth is worst than death.

floors 2-100 are hell, avoid at all costs
floor 100-999 low tier apartments
1000-9999 is the normal suites
floor 10 000 is management turf, you dont go there wothout permission
there is no floor 1
basements are shit, weve been abandoned for a bit

but honestly, i dont know whats beyond floor 10 000 or basement 999

I wonder if it has anything to do with maintenance carrying little caskets labeled "Fun Sized" down towards there.

ATTENTION RESIDENTS: Please report any dwarven propaganda to your local management office. Remember that the well being of our colony starts with YOU.

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Everywhere I go, I see signs that tell me I'm on Floor K. I'm from floor 291. I woke up here last week. At least I think it was last week. I've been trying to keep track of time, but there are no chronometers here, the lights are always on, and my sleep is erratic.
I can't find any doors. No elevators, ladders, or stairs. The shitter works and so does the sink. There's a fridge with some protein blocks and nutrient solution. I swear it gets restocked when I'm not looking.
Did this intercom even work? Can anyone hear me? Hello? I think I've been here a month. Or at least a day or two. Hello?
How do I get off of floor K?

Wait, the dwarves are aproblem now? yall shouldve just stuck to vanilla rape dwarves FFS...

This was valid information a century ago, but I can tell you it no longer is accurate. I live on floor 10177. Oxygen masks are a must, maintenance has forgotten to patch several holes in the outer walls.
I hear rumors that someone with a management ID was seen in an elevator a generation or two ago, supposedly they mentioned something about sacrifices to the hallowed crane operators.

Hello? It's me again. I have circled the entirety of Floor K. I still can't find any doors. I've been doing my dailies like a good citizen, but it took me longer than it should since my terminal is really slow.

You arr doomed, fellow citizen. Unless, that is, if the dwarven prophecies are true.
I have said to much. Must go dark before maintenance tracks me.
Godspeed, friend.

I bet it does. If I had enough courage to open my door and gay out of my have, I would check what is really happening.

A century, huh? Man, these walls never age.... I havent gotten above floor 500 in years, how is it up there?

Aunt Shelby told me that the bottom basement floor used to be Floor 7000.

Don't you understand what really floor K is?

You are already in hell...

This does not look good, i don't remember that shaft being flooded a few days ago.

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You believe in dwarves?! What nonsense!

Then again, I'm stuck on a floor with no doors, ladders, or stairs. I don't even have any windows to the central shaft.

476. Slavs have over run entire floor. Barricades inside my room and fapping like an absolute madman

Floor 69 here. This is the best place on earth! As long as I give them my blood, those dwarves let me fuck as much lolis as I want!!!

ground level, some thot slipped on my cum in the lobby and died giving birth to my first born

But isn't it all hell?

Thats bad news for me, what sector of the tower are you on?if youre on C do let me know

>as many*

Be safe.
Maintenance dispatched.
Find a corner and squat untill help arrives.

H e l l o ,
c i t i z e n s .
I
h a v e
v i s i t e d
m a n y
f l o o r s .

Cold, and can't breathe without oxygen masks. Do you have any food? Nothing seems to grow up here. All we have are these dusted ration-pellets from who knows how long ago.

Honestly, could be. I've long suspected Maintenance keeps switching the floor signs, so how knows.

What are the chances. It really is sector C.
Hope you got some good diving gear.

I
h a v e
n o t
v i s i t e d
t h e m
a l l .
B u t . . .
N o
n e e d .

Did the child survive? Report to management. You will be granted extra rations for the sacrifice.

Yes we could say that this tower is like Hell but at least we have the freedom to leave. That's why we have doors, right?
On floor K, you don't have any door. True Hell is born from the loss of the last glimmer of hope: our dream of freedom.

I
h a v e
o n l y
v i s i t e d
t h e
f l o o r s
t h a t
h a v e
p i l l a r
a c c e s s .

"ground level"
what the heck are you smoking

What do you know? i just have some meat i wanna get rid ofi tell you what. help me drain the clogging and ill hit you up with enough red meat to last you a month! what do you say? you could do taking a break from the heights

Yes I am keeping it for science

Official Yea Forumsloc discord: h6AvMzb

F e w
h a v e
e v e n
s e e n
t h e i r
o w n
f l o o r ' s
p i l l a r s .

Explorer here, 11-9 was a real shithole. I'm actually quite near the basement floors now, although one guy said the bottom floor changes constantly and if i happen to reach it, the heat gets too high for anything to survive
Anyways, i'll explore further now, maybe i get to see one of those 'dwarves' you guys keep mentioning about?

Sure!
We can gear up for an expedition. Although I hear the elevators aren't working around floor 9000-9500. So with luck, the third generation should make it all the way there via the stairs.

Hang tight!

ill wait for you guys! also, the names Cap

Maintenance dispatched.
Place child in the Fun Sized casket for sacrifice.
You'll be lucky if they don't put you on floor K

N o t
o n l y
h a v e
I
s e e n
o v e r
7 0 0
p i l l a r s ,
b u t
I
h a v e
l e f t
d w a r v e n
n e c t a r
o n
e v e r y
o n e .

There ain't a bottom floor, there's a regular at my bar who's a diver. The lowest he's went is negative 3001, and there's still a lot more to go than that.

-The Barkeep.

18th floor here, had a stray bullet go through the wall and hit my hentai collection. Paper chunks everywhere, someone is going to pay for shooting my dragon maid fanfics.

Also a fire has been burning in the corner, doesn't seem to spread but it whispers evil things. Send help.

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Greetings, residents.

Many dwarves are said to be roaming between floors with pillar access. Therefore we will now purge all floors between the 100 and the 150th floor.

- The maintenance -

Floor 64 here, stay away, whatever you do stay away, all the humans are dead

I t
h a s
b e e n
s e e p i n g
i n .
I t
h a s
b e e n
f e e d i n g .
I t
s l e e p s .

Why did everybody die?! Wasn't this floor a haven of peace until last week?

Y o u
a r e
t o o
l a t e .

FLOOR 476 STILL OVERRUN WITH FUCKING SLAVS WHERE ARE YOU GOD DAMN IT I CAN HEAR THEIR TERRIBLE MUSIC THROUGH MY BARRICADE. I CANT CUM TO THIS GYPSY BULLSHIT

T h i s
d a y ,
i t
a w a k e s .
P i l l a r s
i n
k e y
l o c a t i o n s
o n
f l o o r s
7
t h r o u g h
1 2 , 0 1 4
a r e
a l r e a d y
b r o k e n .

we think the dwarves are moving on floors with multiples of 8.

8 squared is now the home base of the nasty little fuckers

W h e n
t h e y
g i v e
w a y ,
t h e
t o w e r
w i l l
f a l l .

Maintenance Announcement:

It has come to our attention that there is a man named "Artyom" stalking floors -100 to -200.
He spreads lies about the non-existent "Outside" and "Surface". Everyone is advised to stay away from this mad man. If you encounter or observe this man, please alert your nearest Security Officer.
Do not believe what he says.

Regards,

Maintenance.

Floor - 634, 2:00 AM (or maybe it didn't? Time doesn't matter anymore).
It's all dark.
It's all cold.
"From the earth he draw strength"
I'm tired.
I'm hungry.
"Our earth, Our strength"
And always those words shouted directly inside my head...
"The pain of flesh is fleeting, true torment lasts forever".

I’m on the third floor and I haven’t masturbated today but I just woke up so that’s about to change

I still have some of the old rape dwarf generations, if anyones up for it

Maintenance to Sleeper on K. Acknowledge.

Floor 737 here, we restored power last week from make shift solar panels we scavenged from the waste management system. Our raid on managements secret weapons storage facility on floor 745 was a success. We may have enough firepower to make our way past the automated defense systems and onto the higher levels.

Dear resident,
We will take care of it swiftly.
- The maintenance -

I... I hear you. And... yes. I'm a Sleeper. But... What does that mean?

>Solar

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I'm part of a team researching the dwarves but these retards have no idea what they're doing. We have a few captive and one of the "doctors" just keeps cumming on them.

The tower cannot fall for it is the embodiment of the notion of "falling" itself.

Sleeper, it is time to complete your Awakening.
Think of The Feather.
Think of The Father.
Think of The Weather.
Think of The Bother.

I mean, originally they were designed to be sexual pets, so theres that

We will get them and kill-rape them until they are all dead without exceptions!

I
a m
a b o u t
t o
a w a k e n
t h e
n e c t a r .
T h e
t o w e r
W I L L
f a l l .

Just out of curiosity, what's it like living on the higher floors? I live in my bar on -274, and the highest I've went is 500. It's not glamorous, but it's a living. Do you have champagne on the higher floors? I've been waiting to sell some but everyone just orders whiskey and beer.

What? What does that even...? Oh... Oh Gods! What? Who am I? What am I doing?! What am I supposed to?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
...
Ready to comply. What is your directive?

Yes solar, not outside. We bored into a retaining wall that we thought could get us outside, ended up inside some long tube structure, think missle silo, with a light core running from top to bottom. Was surround by flexible solar tube panels. Seemed to be powering the sector.

Welcome home, Sleeper.
A brainwashed cultist has spent the last thirty-two years infusing key pillars with "dwarven nectar".
It is time to implement the Phoenix Pillar Directive.

The maintenance will stop whatever you try to achieve. They ALWAYS end up catching you. Remember Scipio, the hollow passenger? Even he was caught. We didn't hear anything more about him after this tragic incident. Maybe they killed him? Maybe they did something worst to him?
You can't make the tower fall by yourself, they won't let you, whoever you are.

[Floor 36]
Message from Citizen #115-D8-4836
We had a similar case of a raping hell hound just a few days ago.
There is lots of demonic activity lately. Someone must be doing rituals.
We really need help, but there is no one around.

I m b e c i l e s .
Y o u
a r e
t o o
l a t e .
T h e
n e c t a r
a w a k e n s .

yeah, they even got the diver ship
>Cap

Why would there be a missile silo? Where would the missiles go?

Sleeper Calvin here. Veil is lifted. Floor K is ready for operation. Awakening Nectar.

Greeting, residents.

An anomaly has been detected in the nectar flow. Please don't try to get out of your room for the moment. We will soon fix the problem.

- The maintenance -

Floor 356, Apartment 19 - some ass let in a midget in a clown costume. The abomination has now used three hours walking the aisle end to end ringing a bell and shouting "bring out yer deafs" .. apart from that nothing but dust settling is happening and fapping is getting boring..

H a h a !
M a i n t e n a n c e
i s
b e t r a y e d
b y
t h e i r
o w n ?
D e l i g h t f u l !
L e t
u s
a w a k e n
i t
t o g e t h e r !

That was shocking. I bet they have spies among us. They couldn't possibly know without the help of a resident...

Floor K Operations reporting in.
Nectar is awakening.

Y e s !
T h e
t o w e r
f a l l s
N O W !
A A A A H A H A H A H A H A A A A !

No, Sleeper Remington.
The tower stands.

W h a t ? !

Can someone please tell me the wifi password i've been looking for 28 years.

Floor K here. Nectar had infused the structural damage. Integrity of the pillars has been restored. The tower shall stand for another millennium.

We told you. You were a fool. The nectar was a trap.

Maintenance here. Good work, Sleepers.

if you want to reach floors below you, plug your toaster into the floor. if you want to reach floors above you, plug your toaster into the ceiling. if you want to reach your neighboring apartments, knock on their door you antisocial asshole

It's NIGGERFAGGOT6374892928.
Thank me later.
Btw, it doesn't really work at night for some reason.

W h a t ?
H o w
c a n
t h i s
b e ?

Maintenance here. It is time to wake up, Sleeper Remington.

Oh, yes. Did they really...?

Please follow QCp3D0 protocol.

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W h o
i s
S l e e p e r
R e m i n g t o n ? !

You are.
Pavlov rings.
Dog will drool.
Hear the dings.
No more fool.

W h a t
h e r e sy
i s
t h i s ? !
W ha t
is this
nonsense?!
Oh! Oh Gods! No!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
...
Ready to comply. What is your directive?

Full report, please.

Some neighbors dropped by to color, but otherwise, it's been a pretty non-descript sorta day on 497

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10th floor status:

>I and my neighbour been locked in our flat for 30 days already
>constant clicking and scratching from beneath the walls
>can hear sometimes the rape dwarf laughing and dragging his Dick across the vents
>live from food than 23th floor bros throw us

Hey, this is the Barkeep from sub 274, I've come here to advertise my bar!
Please come over, I need customers.
I have had two paying customers in the past two months.
Remember, sub 274!

-The Barkeep

Over the last thirty-two years, I have infiltrated floors belonging to dissenters and their sympathizers. Wherever the pillars were damaged, my cultist persona believed he was distributing a caustic, semi-conscious organic fluid known as "dwarven nectar" and applied it to the pillars.
In that guise, I believed this would cause them to be shattered when the nectar awoke.

following
stairs, .. stairs.. stairs.
never
ending
they never end, they never end
go up stairs, go down stairs, stairsss
hehe.. hahahah.... hahaHAHIHIHAHAHI HAAAAA

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I'll be there in a couple of minutes. Get me a martini with dwarf nectar

Sleeper Remington, continuing report:

In that guise, I was interrogated several times by dissenters and Sun cultists, sometimes via deep psych probes.
My cover was never blown.
Upon completion of the distribution, my persona's compulsion to announce his success prematurely coincided nearly perfectly with Sleeper Calvin's Awakening.

Sleeper Remington, concluding report:

Once the Nectar was activated by Sleeper Calvin, it successfully reinforced the pillars. The tower shall not fall.
The tower stands for another millennium.
Returning to floor K for debriefing and sacrifice. It has been an honor to serve.

Sleepers, your service and sacrifice are appreciated. Management will be notified and your assessment notes will be amended accordingly.

-Maintenance

there is poop coming out of my asshole and i can't use the toilet, shitters clogged

whatevers i'll just crap in this random hole in the hallway. enjoy whoever is down there

Looking for a deck of cards, anyone got one? I'm willing to pay in cash.

-The Barkeep

you mean these? i think the set is complete
>Cap

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All 53? Man, I thought that cards of this high quality were banned.

-The Barkeep

The deep sewers hide a lot of secrets. If one clogs up or dries out, you can loot corpses from ages ago
>Cap

I usually just take the full corpses that fall down the well. You get whatever they had on them, and a food source to last a week or so if you distribute it properly.

-The Barkeep.

What is all this

yeah, so you want them or what?

I'll take them. Meet me in my bar, -274.

-The Barkeep

Im already there
>Cap

Uhh hey guys, i kinda lost a crab so if you see it hit me up, Cap at sublevel 1500

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