I am a Iraq war vet

>I am a Iraq war vet
>Went to hooters for wings
>Hit on two cute hooters girls
>Thanked me for my service
>Asked them if they wanted to go golfing with me
>Said yes

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Neat. Did it make up for the food poisoning though

I went to a Hooters once, those fuckers charged me for water.
Never again.

but did you get any sexual favors? because that's what you really wanted, not just taking pictures for Yea Forums

Slow and steady wins the race. Taking both of them out shopping tomorrow.
I saved most of the money I earned into the military, invested in municipal bonds when I first joined the military (2007) and inherited a lot of money from my uncle, he didn't have any children. So because of this I don't mind being a sugar daddy, especially when I am frugal in other ways.

you're not a sugar daddy if you're not getting sex. you won't get anything and they'll vanish as soon as you stop giving money.

And theyre

And they're ugly

One was rubbing my dick in the car so I think I'm fine

Im retarded and can't form a proper reply

Yall getting pulled for a ride. You think you're the first idiot to do this?

make them 69 please

Sounds like a fun afternoon. Forget the naysayers man. If you got some cash to blow and you're enjoying the time...then good for you. Haters gonna hate.

Fuck you for your service, and I hope they cuck you and give you an uncurable STD.

Watch out for this edge everyone!

I see 1 cute girl here user.

>Slow and steady wins the race
I've never seen advice that was more incorrect.
If they don't want to fuck you on the first date, you're being played like the moron you are.

their black bfs love spending OP's money

I didn't say I didn't get sexual favors. If you would have read more comments after that you would have seen I got a handjob. I don't reek of desperation, I want to form a friendship with women before I fuck them.

Oof. That's rough

>don't reek of desperation
>Goes to Hooters
Pick one

Never happened.

Hooters girls do golf events all over the US. They have for 20 years.

So... they wore their uniforms to golf in?

hope you can fuck them in their assholes and then make the other one drink your cum as it drips from the others asshole.
but.. they are both super ugly.

Looks like mother and daughter

Hey maybe you'll be the one doing the screwing for once instead of getting fucked in the ass by uncle sam and Israel like you're used to.

Your immediate answer to the question was "slow and steady wins the race." Then you changed it because you thought it would make you cooler to a bunch of Yea Forumstards. I really don't understand why you didn't just say you fucked them since this is all fake news anyway.

this guy is redpilled

OP how pathetic are you