Sluttiest thing your gf/wife/ex ever did
>found texts of her to a girlfriend talking about how her night was crazy, she kissed like at least 3 guys in the bar and went back with one home. They fucked in his car and she goes into detail about how he fucked her ass and she "actually really liked it". Mentions that she gaped a little, "he told me to look after and my ass was like still open teehee it dripped everywhere"
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My gf fucked almost every guy in her office when she was 17. She gave one guy an envelope with her pantis and a not saying meet me in the hallway.
He did and creampied her right there. She was the biggest slut when she was younger almost always fucked raw aswell.
My late wife once recounted a wild night in her teens:
Went to a party with her sister; both girls were taken upstairs to separate rooms. Half way through, the guys switched and fucked the other sister. Then she came down, saw a lonely virgin, fucked him in front of everyone. Fucked someone on the porch. Then left the party with a couple of guys for a beer run. She got double-teamed in the backseat of the car.
She got home around 5am, didn't even get to shower, changed and went to work at Subway at 6am.
And yes, all of them creampied her.
God damn, what a pathetic thread this is. Imagine being so beta that you get off on the idea of your s/o getting man handled by someone else. Disgusting.
6 guys in one night huh
damn girls have it easy
My wife once got fucked by 4 guys on a boat in the middle of the lake
Yeah. She told me how she helped her sister lose her virginity.
She took her sister and a guy out to a nearby lake. Stripped off, took the guy out into the lake and fucked him in the water - stopped half way then pushed her sister out into the lake to finish the job.
She had a lot of fun, sexy adventures.
Wife once stripped and then gave blowjobs to every guy on my softball team during a team party
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Based
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How many guys? No other gals there?
Same with mine. Fourth of July two years ago on the river. Me and three friends.
I wasn't there when it happened
15 guys. And yeah there were that's how the whole thing started. The ladies were off talking on their own, got to talking about the "wild things they had done", wife said she felt left out, that's when she was dared to strip and blow everyone. And to my surprise and diamond dick, she did!
that makes no sense
Why doesn't it make sense?
The most cringe worthy thing on the planet is when dudes try to make this shit up.
Before you were married or after? You know or she go behind your back?
states "Me and there friends" then a post says I wasn't there.... ??
Congrats you played yourself.
Nice fictional story faggot
dude, its fake as fuck.
all of these stories are made up jerk off fantasies anyway
This is a sad reflection on manhood,
You do know your friends are calling you the cuck who's married the slut. Do you honestly believe non of them have hit her up to fuck her senseless probably with a friend or 2. While you're thinking you're clever on Yea Forums telling us how much of a cuck you are. That's a fucking sad reflection on manhood.
Two different posts user. The "me and three friends" was me. Both posts occurred on a boat.
>Itt
My wife one day in church was so horny she started fingering herself then got up and started blowing the priest.
Before you know it she was getting quadruple mega teamed by every guy in that church with their wives watching.
I’m talking like 50 guys every hole filled by multiple dicks. Including her ears!
Easily got pounded by 55 guys that day
Was hot....so hot
Can you guys believe that?
Because all those guys wives are just gonna let their husbands get blown in front of them.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
So I'm betting you think it's OK for a guy's manhood to go out and fuck anything that moves, but if a woman does the same thing then she's a slut?
He was replying to my post about my wife doing the same thing. I wasn't present when my wife died it though. Understand?
After we were married. I knew it was a possibility.
Old fag here...
My wife and I were heavy in the B Boy break dance scene.
When we were younger we were at a break dance show and she started blowing this random guy in the middle of a dance off to get the upper hand.
Well needless to say other guys started whipping out their dicks wanting to get in on the action. She blew like 4 guys to completion and one guy started to fuck her. It was then it got out of control.
She eventually fucked everyone at the dance hall and they all raw dog and cream pied her. She was so full of all their cum it was dripping out and down both her legs.
The best part was after 27 niggers 13 mexicans, 6 asians and 17 whites guys filled her up with jizz she broke into a full wind mill and quiffed all their jizz out back on them like a sprinkler head...All these dudes were covered in their own jizz...And of course she completed her wind mill into the classic breaking pose of her head on her hand while laying on her side..
Good times....
My manhood and marriage are both in great shape and have been for close to 40 years.
And truthfully? I don't care whether you or believe it or not. I
Fucking kek
This story is fake as fuck!
The ratio of whites to blacks in that competition is wayyyy off. I would of believed it if it wasn’t for that little little bit of misinformation.
Nice try user you almost had me.
Try harder next time
But no one besides you believes it soooooooooo
pic was very related....
cheat me with other slut but i forgive because its just 2 friends
There are 14 other guys that know the truth. Anyone else I don't give a rat's ass. I was just answering the question that was asked
Oh I didn’t look at the pic
My bad user, I totally believe you now!
Wow must of been so hot to see!
Thanks for sharing
Nooooooo because I guarantee the chances of every other woman in that room be totally fine with their SO getting blown by someone else is absolute zero
I was totally jerking my meat until Earvin Johnson's..well I think it was Earvin's (but i digress) cum splattered in my eye and I was blinded. I had to be taken to the ER where It was discovered I had contracted this new virus called AIDS.
come to think of it Earvin had some silly nick name like abracadabra or hocus pocus..Fuck I can't remember but it was totally hot.
Whether your little mind can accept it or not, when women get together they can be just as sexually explicit as a bunch of men. And when you add alcohol, well even more so. That night the women were all together telling each other their slut stories. My wife, grew up on the straight and narrow so to speak and didn't have one to tell, I don't know all the details, but it was the other women who goaded my wife into it.
Wrong
OK Mister virgin, tell us how it is
Master key, shitty lock. You and your whore wife deserve each other though, cuckold.
Fucked her boss in his office on a snow day when no one else made it in.
it happened 30 years ago and to this day, I don't have the vitriol over it as you seem to.
It’s like this
You play men’s softball
>probably a cuck anyway
>35-45 yo
>reliving the glory days
>fat as fuck
Find the magical land of the Yea Forums
>sees thread like this
>make up story in your head you think is believable
>it’s not believable
End of story
See cuckboy
This is a believable story
Stop looking in the mirror kid
Fuck ya bro!!!
>ITT POST THE SLUTTIEST THING YOUR WIFE EVER DID
>butthurt old man is butthurt
Which makes you a beta cuck manlet who is for some reason totally unaffected by witnessing your wife naked sucking 14 dicks in a row.
>We met as we were in the same student org.
>Student org has an event at a local bar to celebrate the holiday season.
>I'm too anxious to go talk to her.
>Her friends leave and I realize this is my chance.
>Still too much of a little bitch to talk to her.
>I see a man in his mid 40s-early 50s approach her and I become deflated.
>I start talking to other people, but throughout the night, I can tell that he's flirting with her.
>No clue what they are talking about.
>I suddenly see them leave together.
>I didn't ask her out till a year later, but I know he fucked the hell out of her.
As wise african spear chuckers once said, "if she breathe she a thot". I legitimately don't see how anyone could possibly both understand and respect women, it seems like one or the other.
This is not a bitchboy moments thread
meet shy prude GF in highschool
im her first HJ BJ, fuck, first cock ever...
hot as fuck but didnt know the first thing of what to do with a cock...blowjobs ...all teeth said her mouth is too small....sex...missionary only
she goes far away to college...
we decide to remain devoted committed long distance
call overnight crying not knowing anyone or having friends
after a month or two I finally convince her to go to the parties shes invited to try and make friends
doesnt go bad , get a few drunk calls as shes intruded to alcohol and we phone sex
I visit and find she has a stash of vodka, so we do shots
and I discover shes a fun drunk! opens up, personality plus
then I find get her hammered she fun and horny
awesome!
get her blackout hammered she fucking insanely sex crazed and so horny shes does things ive never seen her do before like stripping and grinding and rubbing herself for me in front of me, saying things ive never heard her say, like im wet, fuck me, I want to feel your hard cock.
she got this confidence from making me hard and cum,or and most often shed beg for cock strip and pass out like a living fuck doll
I hit the fucking jackpot...
eh, im happy at the moment.
If I was an alpha male, I would probably be doing the same.
:(
We were at a hotel pool party. I told her I would like to watch her fuck someone. She sees an older guy with gray goatee who has a room right off the pool area. He goes to his room to get beer. She says follow
me. She follows guy to his sliding glass door. Asks him if he wants a blowjob. He looks us over and says yes. We go in his room and she sucks him to completion while I watch and jerk off.
My gf fucks my roommate regularly and I am too scared to stop them because I have not been able to pay my half of the rent for a few months. AMA
not so much...it was like 1 million ppl hitting the 1 million dollar jackpot
turns out all her new guy friends found out too
I got suspicious since her blow jobs we better every visit, I asked and she said shes learning from cosmo
shit nice ok
I got concerned because admidst all the this crazy ht and easy pleasure, I can crawl into bed lights out , her facing away from me, and if she felt I was hard shed start stroking and grinding no questions asked
if she did she would say my name as a question, and id just say yes, and shes roll over and my body was hers no eye contacts no words...
it could be any lucky person to take advantage
Damn I got a hot one for ya
My wife once got so drunk at a funeral that she sucked off every man in the chapel. Shit was lit!! She was dared to by my uncle Nick who was telling her a story at the time about how my late Grandad who's funeral it was had once fucked his way across vietnam without losing his hard on due to some crazy gook drugs. After she had finished the last relative the pastor bent her over the coffin and blew a fat load in her snatch. This is where shit gets crazy though, just as the pastor released the coffin burst open due to my dead granpaps 10 inch dick. Without even flinching my wife done a perfect flip right onto that bastard and rode him into the next life. She's my sun and moon, love her so much
blinded by getting sucked and fucked so easily and willingly every visit
after4 semesters
come to find all her friends id hang out with when I visited were too, and she was too drunk to remember...after some shady mornings she caught on and when I found out.. she came up with not cheating rules to justify it...
outercourse
it would never happen sober, shed never do it or desire it, but she keep getting so drunk at bars and parties...
and it all accelerated so quickly...
hand jobs, not cheating
drunken study session dry humping..not cheating
Those guys prob cummed in like 3 pumps.
Is that you Dr Ford?
mutual masturbation..not cheating...
i want to find two people fucking like that and shoot them both in the head.
apparently a new girl on campus challenges to make friends, in order to make guy friend hand jobs and blow jobs are par for the course , a know acceptable hazard...
if a girl is at a party and talks to a guy for an hour trying to make friends he thinks he's going to hook up and then she says no I have a BF, he gets pissed
so she solved that with consolation BJs, new friend accomplished
it when as far as two friends
I knew my current gf in HS, but we were only acquaintances at best.
We didn't see each other for about 6 years post HS, but I found her only other sexual experience was when she turned 21, decided to dress provocative, and went out clubbing.
Apparently a guy took her back home and he defiled her. She apparently was so disgusted by the idea of a one night stand that she never tried it again.
Hot
We haven't talked about it at all since, but after way too many drinks my girlfriend admitted that she got a $500 discount on her last car by sleeping with the seller from Craigslist before we were together.
>Sounds like prostitution with extra steps.
>
>So I'm betting you think it's OK for a guy's manhood to go out and fuck anything that moves, but if a woman does the same thing then she's a slut?
Tits or gtfo
Sluttiest thing my wife did was probably in college. Lived in dorms all four years (was a on-campus residence school). Junior year, she would have been 20 or 21, there was a party in her residence hall. One of the guys there had brought his brother, who was a high school junior and was doing a campus visit. Lots of joking around and teasing going on about the high schooler. At some point, comes out that he's a virgin, and hasn't gone beyond 1st base. After a few more drinks, she ended up in a dorm bathroom with him, getting fingered, and then giving him his first blowjob. She later said it was the fastest anyone's ever cum with her. Probably only last 45 seconds in her mouth. As a post script, apparently his older brother, who he was visiting, had a crush on her, and they dated for a few months the following year.
wife is asian. I'm white. She wanted to do a racial rape fantasy with me. She was ridiculously horny and wet.
source
Other than kinda cheating, convince me we should make porn for pornhub amateurs
grow up.
worst made up story of my life
Let her 8 & 10yo nieces watch us have sex several times
Have read this several times. Never hear the follow up. How did it happen, give us details man!
Details please
She got a little drunk and let it slip that she wanted to do a rape fantasy of an american soldier raping a jap woman (she's japanese) I didn't really think anything of it and after she sobbered up she got really embarassed and apologized. I asked her why and she said that it's 'just not right to ask for that' I pointed to my wedding ring and said 'we can do anything we want.' So she asked me again and I told her we could definitely do it.
I would like things that never happened for $500 Alex
keking hard like a windmill right now
>I would like things that never happened for $500 Alex
It's usually at night in the living room with us on one couch and them on the other right next to it. Lights off buy tv on so they can still see good. We usually do it in the bedroom but once in a while we don't.
I'm one of those you referenced (the last one). I don't think mine is even close to being in the same realm as the others. I mean, a girl in college giving a dude a BJ in a bathroom doesn't seem far fetched. Whatever though, thought I'd share, but don't give a shit if I'm not believed.