Dont forget to get a tasty Bangs root beer today
Dont forget to get a tasty Bangs root beer today
Kill yourself
...
No you
or
Shit tier root beer
>bangs
What? Its Bangs root beer
Oh my god OP do you share the same affection towards Barq's Root Beer as I do? It truly is the god of all commercially available sarsaparillae. I'm even drinking it now as I write this.
Sure, there are other root beer beverages that are a little better. Dad's is okay but a little overrated; it doesn't quite share the same accents as Barq's. Virgil's is amazing if you can get your hands on it.
But none of those are as immediately available. Barq's is available pretty much everywhere. Supermarkets. Grocery stores. Convenience stores. Cafeterias. Zoroastrian fire temples. Vending machines. Unlike any of the so-called superior artisanal root beers, Barq's is always there for you and will never leave you. Barq's is love, Barq's is life.
Its combination of flavor, strength and availability naturally lends itself to its simplistic but absolutely true slogan: It's Good.
Root beer tastes like utter shit and anyone who drinks it needs to re-evaluate their life choices.
Barq's.
Idiot.
Eat a bag of dicks.
I thought it was bargs root beer for 20 years
Literally neck yourself not a single person on this God forsaken death values your existence
How sad must your parents be to know they raised such a piece of living human garbage
Fuck you
Root beer is fucking awesome eat shit and die you living breathing scum
I'll keep you in my prayers.
That'd taste better than root beer.
pleas cut off your nuts so you don't pollute the planet with your offspring
GET YUURSELF SOME SWEET SAVORY SWEET SIOUX CITY SARSAPARILLA COW POKE
>pic related
>me
Its Bangs faggot
I barq’d ur mom last night
its barq's retard, don't they teach cursive in school anymore
>taking the bait
Clearly says Bangs
Tubz is better
>i cant even tell anymore
Trips of truth.
newest of newfags
ITT: children
Bang's