I'm 18, a fit 5'3 female. What should I do to impress a guy during sex?

then kill yourself you fucking whore. no man will want you after you finish "exploring yourself" you will always be unhappy with whoever settles for you. The only way for you to be truely happy is to make the choice to live a traditional life while you are still young.

FPBP

if you're that short you don't have to anything to impress me

It has a mirror effect lol
"02/22 Yea Forums 18yrs 5'3 f"

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Ok now show tits

Really? Is that true?
How do I choose a husband then?

Need to see your holes before giving you an adequate answer.

Get on them toes and bounce on his dick.

Biggest dick without aids

Find out what his fantasy’s are.. if he wants to fuck your ass, give it to him... if he want to deep throat you , let him.... it’s pretty simple...

Lay there like a dead fish.

Don't worry about that. He'll be impressed enough just being there.

And definitely show tits!

while fucking and he's close to finishing, scream out "cum inside me, I want to have your abortion"

Be a giving lover, be enthusiastic about it and he will be also
If you just lay their like a dead fish hell get off but thats about it.

Be a loyal and sexually available partner to him. Wouldn't hurt to do kegels and learn to cook for him either.

Which country r u from?

Yeah...but how to make this the best experience he ever had?
Should I swallow?
Do many girls lay like a dead fish?

Be there.

Honestly? Watch and then emulate porn stars.
Sasha grey, gianna Michael's, riley reed.

Look at how they suck cock and enthusiastically choke on it. Listen to how they dirty talk, ride, and still smile and giggle during it these women are goddesses and still have fun while fucking. That's the key. Emulate that which you find he likes. ASK him what he is into and try it for him later.

Source: experience and time

I think he’d be impressed by that toned tummy of yours. I sure am!

when you're doing a 69 dont fade out like a fucking selfish bitch

be present during sex

when hes eating you out dont move your hips because if hes hitting a good spot he fucking wont be when you move

dont just fucking lay there

in fact, every second go, you take charge, ride him, let him just lay back

Full anal

Learn how to be submissive or dominant. Clues should tell you during foreplay, if theres any. Dont just lay there doing nothing. I personally prefer when the woman fucks back.. if they dont do anything it gets kind of boring after awhile of going through the same positions. It feels diff er ent/better when the woman fucks back, or even together. Rhythm.

you need to find someone who is trustworthy and that you enjoy being around. Attractiveness is secondary to them actually being a good person.

just by the nature of you posting yourself here you crave attention and probably have some mental issues. I personally wouldnt want a relationship with you after finding that out as a man.

If you can find a man who has traditional views and wants to take care of you and is trust worthy and not a fucking degenerate then you should let him know that you are intrested in him in completely clear language.

If you want to avoid the life that the leftist jewish agenda perscribed for you of whoring around until you are no longer desirable and then latching on to some beta orbiter or getting knocked up by a nigger and living off the state. Then you need to think about your life now and not later.

If you had a good relationship with your father he would have told you all of this in a nicer way.

Spread your pussy open for him. Makes me melt.

learn how to deepthroat
It has always been a process of me teaching them and even though I don't care anymore since I will probably marry my current girl, I would have been very impressed if a bitch would have let me fuck her throat right from the beginning (or at least would go down on me deepthroating if she didn't trust me enough yet to let me take her like that)

also -- nice tits, cheers

be a virgin. I only am impressed by virgins and I will never marry another dudes leftovers

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exist

Def put his cock in your mouth often.. get him hard the start fucking.. pull it out and suck off your pussy juices. Sometimes swallow and others make him cum on your face

Now lets see those tits

Enthusiasm, everything else depends on his preferences

be younger

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And this is why you have never gotten laid.

MOAR!!!!

>there are two types of humans
fuck off, world isn't as black and white as you wants it to be. You can (reasonably) whore around a few years and still find a decent man that just ended an unfortunate relationship or decided to do the same as you.

That's actually the dilemma I'm facing...I don't know what to do. Save myself for one dude whom I don't even know if I'll find and when I'll find.
Or sleep around with more people, find out who I am...

go on

You're looking for reasons to become a slut.

Lick anus while giving him a sloppy handjob.

Call him naruto in bed

How often do you masturbate? Can you orgasm yet?

Nothing wrong with looking for the right person. Id say dont fuck everyone, but you want to know if there is sexual chemistry before you try to settle down.

There are many pedos here on Yea Forums...:/

Either way. I decided to ask here on Yea Forums, cuz here are a lot of guys. Was curious about what would you suggest a girl to do, but again many people many different opinions

Rules. Tits or GTFO

Like once a day and yeah ofc I do orgasm

If you swallow, while it’s deep down your throat, that would be impressive

im not buying this
what would this hot little 18yo slut be doing on Yea Forums asking questions like this?
that's a 1 in a million chance

Definitely if you know something he likes and you do it, you would impress him. Depends from person. For example, I like to cum inside a girl's butt or I like when she swallow. But that doesn't mean everyone likes it. And if she does that, well, I get impressed.
Ps. You forgot to show us your ass

>what would you suggest a girl to do
take it off, take it all off

obvious incel virgin

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OP would you ever want two men fucking you at the same time?

Do you watch porn?

enjoy b&

Oh really? Enlight me why

fuck off shlomo

you are literally in the worst place to be if that is really something you want to give some thought to. 99% of the posters here are lonely horny degenerates and they dont give a fuck about your future.

you should really consider getting a hobbie or doing some other group activity you enjoy and meeting people. regardless of what you have been conditioned to believe by the jewish media having sex with as many men as you can will not make you happy. You only pair bond with the first man you have sex with. You can have healthy and happy marriages if you have had 1 or 2 partners before hand but it will bother your husband deeply and can result in unhappiness later in life. the amount of partners you have is directly related to how unsucessful a marriage will be and how unhappy you will be in later life.

look around at all the fat unhappy feminists with little half nigger children who live off welfare and are slowly dying. Do you want to be that?

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What toys do you like to use?

Eye contact, especially during oral.
If he's going down on you moan and stroke his hair.

They'll ban me, but I don't care. I'll be right back.

OP is it a turn-on when guys moan during sex? Because guys usually act silent

>save myself

that shit is from ancient times when men had much more power, so even the unsecure and beta ones had the power to rule over girls, making them 'their own'.

Also nowadays with safer sex possibilities you don't get pregnant right away and don't have to look for 'the one' with superior genes to have a child, since giving birth often meant death, back in the days, with less chance to give birth to more than one baby, hence 'saving yourself'

In summary: don't let people that still live in retarded times and are too insecure to go with the flow tell you what's good and what's not.

You can, but it still makes you a damaged whore

fuck off you leftist degenerate shill

nigger lover

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Ive had a couple just lie there and let me do the work, its ok sometimes to give 100% to the other person, but everytime is a no go. Gets boring.

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please tell us about your successful marriage

Deepthroat, cook great, and learn to ride. We're simple creatures

I've never touched a dick so no way I'm a slut..
But I have sexted quite a lot with random kik dudes hehe
I don't, I still have hymen
Yes, quite a lot.. pretty sure it's wrong it encourages fetishes
I have fantasiesed about that...
That's what my brother keeps telling me :(

Actually maybe you're right, but I'm afraid that when I'll reach 30 I'll burn out or smth

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>Or sleep around with more people, find out who I am...
a whore?

OP, you're hot as shit. At this point, guys would just be happy to be in you.

imagine thinking anyone is buying this shit
i feel bad for the idiots in this thread falling for it

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>I still have hymen
Prove it, let's see a photo

Think about it this way.
>you know what you like and they know what they like
>communication is key to understanding
Talk to them theyll let you know, but if you are trying to impress them on the first go youll just have to accept that they may not be that great in bed and it could turn your effort into a waste. If they are into it, you have nothing ro worry about considering you being naked takes care of about 80% of anons impression.

Haha how can I prove I'm real, my knight ;)

insecure virgin beta

I'm hating niggers, kikes and especially shitskinned sandniggers and still my opinion is as stated. How does that work with your low effort pigeonholing you massive motherfucking son of a bitch?

After 4 ex gfs I finally found the girl I was looking for and will marry her in 3-4 years if I am not taking the wrong measure of her, which time will tell.

U will never impress a man with sex. We aren't impressed by the sex. It's u having more control over ur sexual urges then we do that impress.

Only boys are impressed by sex cause they never had any.

>18 with hymen
I call fake and gay on this
Sage

Why is there pizza in this thread? MODS

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OP do you enjoy being a naughty slut and showing off for all these boys?

Imagine not seeing the timestamp.

Show your dick or gtfo

why not

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Sorry bro, youre wrong.
Ive had great sex and ive had bad sex.
One is impressive, the other is whatever.

Fuck him as hard and as fast as you can. When he cums look at him in disgust and ask, "is that it?" Throw in a scoff for good measure.

imagine falling for the fake timestamp
a hot 18 year old girl on Yea Forums asking how to impress guys in bed?
get real dude, you're a fool

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Post a timestamp

>That's what my brother keeps telling me :(

have you ever done anything sexual with your brother?

Mods

The worst thing is when a hot girl just starfishes and thinks that it's the man's job to please her.

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>That's what my brother keeps telling me :(
>Actually maybe you're right, but I'm afraid that when I'll reach 30 I'll burn out or smth

it makes me really sad to see how our culture has degraded and been subverted so badly that you and many other women feel this way.

alot of guys are fucked up and have given in to degeneracy. They believe that porn is healthy and that it doesn't fuck them up. The ones that are successful with women and are still misguided really don't care about what happens to those women. They only care about getting their nut.

the whole thing is depressing. you look like an attractive white girl. You can do really well for yourself and find a husband who will take care of you and give you a good and healthy life.

whatever you say moishe

>After 4 ex gfs I finally found the girl I was looking for and will marry her in 3-4 years if I am not taking the wrong measure of her, which time will tell.

doubt

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It is. If you can’t please a woman you aren’t a real man.

a true masterpiece

>Being this cucked by Yea Forums standards
I hope for your sake you dont drag that retarded thought process around in reality

Ur a liar. And ur a virgin. And ur a child. I have had lots of sex. Some was good. Some was hot. Some was meh. But none of it was bad.

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Actually a bit when we were children. But we pretend that never happened. So that never happened :|
Now he has a really sweet gf, really traditional relationship

a backflip

Nothing. Just fuck off. Attention whore.

Guy suggesting marriage, fuck you. Don't let her ruin some poor guy's life.

>i have had lots of sex
the classic virgin

That's a lie, i cheat on her with tranny hookers.

This

Wow, how much bait do you goons need to figure out it’s bullshit

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Hey sis it's me

this is goddamn impressive

you are completely fucking fooled and totally unaware of it
it's astounding
this larper is playing into exactly what all these incel Yea Forumsdwellers dream about
now op also had some incestuous acts?
obvious larp is obvious
kys if you fell for it

>doubt

that's so fucking awesome because it perfectly shows how wrong you are. I did not lie, I've never experienced more love or have been more loved than by this girl. She's hot, too. But this doesn't work with your point of view so you disregard it. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Start to read about things dude, life is way more complex than you're Image Ing right now in your little safe space.

Really? I thought you died last month

Fuck off tradcunt.

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So did I destroy my life by sexting..? :(

Nah I faked my death to get the IRS off my back.

whats your kik?

#manwhore

6/10 horrible landing

Idiot being trolled by idiots trolling other idiots.
>yur dum user

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i doubt it because you fit all the hallmarks of a fucking liar, this is Yea Forums, and you have provided no proof.

>ou have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Start to read about things dude, life is way more complex than you're Image Ing right now in your little safe space.

lmao

it's a sad state of affairs when people use traditional values as an insult.

you jews sure are upset.

FerbNora...but I plan on soon deleting it...

Yes. Kill yourself.

Wow, so much cringe from one virgin.

Marriage is a trap and you should feel bad for shilling it tradcunt.

being naked wins gold

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Fuck his best friend

you degraded yourself but it's not something that will ruin your life. Have some more pride in yourself. You don't need to whore yourself to make men like you. . Develop a personality and values.

t. unmarried unhappy degenerate kike

trump is good now
but he's still too funny

Sharpie in pooper

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I'm not Jewish you fucking tradcunt shill.

My life is fine, I'm just sick right now so I'm on this godawful website.

Marriage is a trap and everyone who advocates it should be shot.

Red Pill is the future.

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>proof on 4ch
at this point I'm starting to believe you're a troll, but not a bad one tho so I give you that
If not, you're not only underdeveloped and overchallanged by modern society by clinging onto ancient believes of small minded people who tried to make the world less complicated by those dumb believes, but you're also a massive and undisputable huge gigantic fucking faggot. Have fun dying sad

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>66

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believing marriage is anything other than the most important institution in our culture is bluepilled as fuck. you are literally eating up the zog subversion. You will never be happy and you are helping to destroy our race.
>Have fun dying sad

I'm happily married.

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That girl has no tits 0/10.

discord
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if I wanted tits I wouldn't be in this dumbfuck thread

He is right tho. I'm kinda making my mind

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>happily married
kek so that's where your shit is coming from. Trying to justifiy your unhappy and trapped life, regretting all the young pussy you did not get when you still had the chance to. No wait, you did not have any chance on that ever, which is why you're all in for that 'saving yourself' shit

hell you're a new level of pathetic

reply to me

No, you're the bluepilled cuck thinking being subservient to women is a good thing.

Praise pump and dumping, it broke men's chains. Now women give us what we want for nothing.

Marriage and other women's bullshit is dead. Why drag around a dead weight?

Pic related, girl I pumped and dumped.

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Did the traditional/retarded faggot know that the human penis is shaped the way it is to remove sperm from previous competitors inside of a vagina? That's why your dick looks like a mushroom, read up on it.

Our ancestors, that shaped the human body we know today, had literal fuckfests on a regulär basis. Your monogamy view is modern bullshit, funny enough that this is contrary to your belief.

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Stop posting flat chested shit. Women without tits are worthless.

>Women without tits are worthless
very much like your opinion

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Do not listen to this man

This, got tired of one of my ex because of that

>he has never had bad sex

Wanna know how I know you don’t have a lot of sex?

>Your monogamy view is modern bullshit,

and it has been the backbone of civilization during all of invention.

get off your computer and go live in the trees if you want to act like an ape.

If you want women with no tits, you are actually into little boys.

A father bought her kid this. Probably took the picture, too.

MODS

Bullshit! conservatism only works for conservatives. I might be happier if I wasn't sexually open but given that I am, I am much happier being ok with it than I would be repressing it.

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Please stop posting children..

Enjoy jerking off to girls so flat you could iron your shirts on them.

I want someone who is comfortable with sex not some virgin who is going to think I'm a monster for wanting to facefuck her.

This.

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Except real women with small tits are real, normal, sexy,. Ding dong Ur rong

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Those tits are bad. 3/10.