Found out my best mate is fucking my ex. Its been 2 weeks after a 7 month relationship

>Ex
That means it over faggot

Remember: for every rep you don’t do, your enemy does 2. Don’t cheat yourself out there. Make that iron part of your own.

The key word here is ex, nigger. If this word is confusing you, let me know and I will try to locate a synonym of fewer letters and syllables.

Give him endless shit about eating your leftovers and tell him you'll be there for him when he figures out why she's your ex.

this is some of the cringuest shit i've ever read. please keep going.

Unless he was the reason you guys broke up who really gives a fuck?

You can't lay claim to every woman, or get mad if your friends fucks the same person as you. Grow up, faggot.

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I like this response but feel this would make someone come across as jealous

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why that doggo got so much cactus?

This

Like others have said, it is perfectly fine for them to get together.

All that means is neither one of them ever respected you. A RN wouldn't pull that shit, and a RN wouldn't put up with it. I'm not saying to confront them or cause a huge whiney scene. But just casually ghost both of them. You don't need that conniving shit in your life.

you are extremely jealous. what's the issue?

Spoken like a true HN/BN.

An RN wouldn't give a fuck and move onto the next woman, because an RN follows the g-code, a code you clearly are too young to understand or respect.

i think it's more about OP's best mate
as friend he should be helping OP to get over that ex instead of taking advantage of the situation

The art of giving someone shit is one of subtlety.

You don't want to come in salty like HOW DOES MY DICK TASTE, BRO? as that will indeed come across as jelly.

Aim more for nostalgia. It's a shared experience you both have an enjoyed doing. It's not worth it, but you understand why it can seem like it could be while she's milking every last drop inside her.

Maybe she was only dating you to get closer to your hotter friend

>HN/BN
>RN

What

Let him have his fun, get his dick wet. Maybe he wanted her all along. Don't let her wreck your friendship though. If they do get serious, well, you'll deal with that if it happens.

HN = House nigga.
BN = Bitch nigga.
RN = Real Nigga.

If he fucked her after you were done its nothing wrong. But trust me,in those situations most of the time,you would find out the "friend" was fucking her before she left you

All these kids getting triggered by the word "ex"
Maybe you should read OP's post.
It's not that long, but it contains more words than "ex"

he got 2 weeks to do that and OP was only with the chick for 28 weeks.

it should only take 1 week for something like that. you hit the bars with your mates, get hyped up, and be thankful for the people who will always be there for you. shit, you also have the chance of chatting up a new chick on that very weekend.

harping on a relatively short relationship is not healthy.

Show me where your friend touched your ex.

Maybe they became friends through you? Maybe they just want a fuckbuddy. You’d be the first to admit she’s a viable alternative for casual banging I’m sure. Ex’s have problems always but for some dude wetting his beak it’s not a real problem

show pics of ex

yes yes the bobs

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k explain why OP should pine over a chick who doesn't care about him and explain why OP should end a relationship with his best friend because he fucked a girl that doesn't care about OP at all.

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>Show me where your friend touched your ex
exactly my point
OP's post is not only about his ex

boi, life is fun man...

7 months? whats the big deal?

breaking up is something else then
>doesn't care

i'm not telling
>OP should end a relationship with his best friend

Why would i have to explain something that i didn't say and is based on assumptions? Go fuck yourself retard.

still be friends with him but if he didnt give you the heads up before the fuck you should let him know that hes a dog and the cunt wont be trusted by you again

Ex !!

Share all your pics of her here and that will make you feel better

>sad fail response from a retarded autist virgin

so what's your point then, sperg? the chick definitely doesn't care about OP. fuck you're pathetic\ and can't even clearly propose what your problem is with people saying that he shouldn't invest energy on an ex that doesn't care about him. explain to us why he should be a retarded loser like you and continue to cry about it?

>what do /b
Nothing. If you let her know you don't give a shit, you'll appear stronger and more confident to her. If you're a little bitch about it, then you'll look weak. Laugh about it and suppress any negative emotion. She'll come back to you unless your breakup was from you being an evil piece of shit(eg you forcing her to abort your kid before dumping her or you cheating on her).