Your last text message is now your 2020 campaign slogan. GO

Shieeeet
How did that happen? 2020

Yeah, maybe that'll help!

Good luck my dude 2020

Meh, ive seen worst

Oh okay cool 2020

I'm sorry. I can't deal with you anymore.

2020

"Ok"

I wont do anal 2020

I would love to cum in her sweet little asshole balls deep, then take a satisfying after sex piss on her face and fart really deep and loud while doing it.

Im just checking on ya - 2020

So sad

Team, due to the increase of associate traffic at the tower we will need to request limited entry to the tower. If you need assistance please ask from the desk.

don't remember.. it was on my previous phone. i bought a new one 3 months ago

maw not ma, fake n gay

“White Boy Lyft”

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"I hope every track is just butterfly doors" 2020

Nah, they left 2020

I can't I'm flying to Melville Island tomorrow morning 2020

I've been very busy this week 2020

It's not to long but I don't think you will appreciate the content. -2020

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KK -2020

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2020

Closer

Ayy has the restraining order expired yet 2020

I don't think I'm getting elected bros

What are your computer specs? Curious how it runs. It's surprisingly stable and smooth on my MBP. Not the best computer for gaming by any means

I'm sorry I forgot to get you that money I can get it to you next time you're over if you wanted to stop by tomorrow 2020

Or

Croikey it's steve erwins birthday I'm gonna find a bum fer my thumb 2020

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I sent this to a friend so I guess that means I am running on the Democrat platform

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>A little late in the knit. Down In a bit.
Directly translated from viking language.

"No just and loving God would create a creature so stupid so as to be completely oblivious to its own stupidity"

-2020

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"just cuz millie bobby brown is hot doesn't mean she's 'thicc', alex"

"Outside 2020"

well you have my vote

Ok. 2020

Hooray for mediocrity

"nah, it expires 2021" 2020

>Hopefully it's interesting but not too exciting.
I'm picking Al Gore as my VP.

Fuck off nigger faggot i said i'm not sending dick pics fucking faggot nigger 2020

There's no intelligent electronics in the case itself

2020

Huh

''Hahaha ok!'' 2020

3

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Alright. Going on the bus now 2020

nervgas?

"Haha swt pal" 2020

“No problem”
I feel like it could work

My last text message was “im stocked up for tomorrow” so less presidential and more school shootery. I had a pile of wood pieces I was chuckin at my coworkers

Wow. The problem is youre telling the truth

Did you know Your Aetna Medical Plan gives you 24/7 access to non-emergency care from a licensed doctor with Teladoc?

Did you know that was the most boring shit Ive ever heard in my 27 years of fuckin life?

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"One of the cars I'm considering. Nissan Altima. What's your opinion?"

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"I knooooooooowwwwwww " 2020

You are such an enormous faggot, the hulk would never shower

niggers smell like rotten blue cheese - bashar al assad

"Weird shit nigga"

Wanna watch movies and make out?

"Yeah. Last game." - 2024

>not old enough in 2020.

I doubt it

yes

"The fuck is this shit? i paid for this?"

Or hand it in at shop. Cheque is preferable 2020

Kk

Kek 2020

just another danish fuckboi 2020

It's fine by me too [thousand twenty]

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“So who’s getting DC?”

DC is just an acronym i use with my friends but hey, not bad.

Not you too.

Sent this to a colleague of mine Born 2 Shit Forced 2 Wipe 2020

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Coming back

>Croikey it's steve erwins birthday I'm gonna find a bum fer my thumb 2020
Would vote for.

"Maybe offer to take her to Aladdin?"

"yeeeaaahh boi"

>doubt

How old is this guy? 2020
I guess this would work running against Trump.

Well, now it is...
2020

I can't wait for this guy to fuck off so I can fuck his gf 2020

I'd vote for me

Just now. Black stuff has appeared, but level seems the same.

Previous, that wasn't one word, "We can do tacos instead. If that's easier." That would be great if I was running Democrat.

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"I probably won't have much time to look at your nudes tonight"

At least it’s optimistic

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Just like Obamba but different

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nah idk 2020

ill pay for the kebab

That makes sense

We suck at this, but that thing is a death trap

lol wtf

Idk, but the feedback is exactly the same

New item obtained "dick" 2020

Governer of Illinois

Your credit card enrolled in Auto-Refill will expire soon 2020

"Pick a substance, put it in me, and I'll fly a plane into whatever you want me to."

I'd vote for me

This is the time Jake, all the niggers and spics are going to pay!

"Bring a knife, I have some dry ham"

Not sure about this one.

sounds like a fucking douche bag

Keyboard machine broke 2020

Maybe should stick to guitar and bass

Chinese or Pizza?

Can you work saturday

Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened 2020
Grandpa passed today feels bad man

"You want me to call you at 4pm to wake you up for work because you where at a party till 11:30 am? Nah."

I have to take a shit 2020

Cookies on the way!

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Have you tried being super firm and borderline mean? 2020

"Only around 350,000 black slaves ever came to the colonies, but between 1/2 and 2/3 of ALL Europeans who came were indentured servants."

I feel like that might actually get me somewhere.

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"Oh sweet Jesus" 2020

"come home then" 2020 - not that bad tbh

"Shut up and fuck off and die. I didn't mean to fucking have you."

why does it say 2020 after all your text messages?

rip

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My last text. Sent last night.

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What are you afraid of?

Thanks Obama 2020

Give me my girble back bitch 2020

Digi has an autistic temper tantrum 2020

Perfect 2020

Sellin by the Gram..you fucking child.

He said it was a bear 2020

"free pizza calling all gamers"

''FIFA FIFA FIFA Im going to watch Football docs all day at my desk''

Ya. lol. I remember thinking I was a big baller making 100 bucks a day profit selling grams living rent free. Now that wont even pay my basic bills.

So what? Stop being a faggot 2020

Nice

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MS Paint in Oblivion

"I could get an associate's degree from Excelsior College 2020"

Dude, did you cum in my sink??? 2020

Bored? - 2020

Thanks dawg 2020

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Come redpill these faggots.

John you’re a retard 2020

Yes 2020

Because you're an idiot