Finally lost my virginity. Took me 20 years but it was well worth it

Finally lost my virginity. Took me 20 years but it was well worth it

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Hah looser i Lost my virginity in 3rd grade

Congrats on the sex

Thanks for being excited pal

Molestation doesn't count I don't think

Finally, thank you

lost mine to a fat ugly pig nose 40 year old prostitute for $50. Regrets. But congrats user.

“Uncle brad is bad, he likes to play games, but they aren’t always fun games”

I lost mine to a Japanese hooker at 20 too but in Okinawa turns out my buddy fucked her too were eskimo brothers. Good times

How big was his dick

Good job faggot. How'd you trick her into doing it and how fast did you cum

Oh I get it, it's because I'm a gay. funny

Your probably Eskimo brothers with a lot of guys then. Mostly old Japanese guys cheating on their wives

Threw a couple pills in her drink and finally managed to get her to the bed. But in reality I just went along with our date not trying to push anything and she invited me to her place. I was going to try and play it off and pretend like I had already had sex and try to mimic some moves I remember from porn but I just kind of blurted out that I was a virgin instead. She laughed a little which really hurt my ego but then she guided me. Didn't cum as fast as I thought but I could've lasted longer in hindsight

I was super close to getting a prostitute/escort but what stopped me was my inability to find one. How'd you do it?

You don't count childhood
Only the years after 18
So you're 38 I'm assuming
Congrats

congrat kid

This. the earliest you can count is maybe like 14 years old, but even that is a stretch to say you were 'trying'.

This is me. Except I don't regret it because now I never have to lie about not being a virgin. It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

The sheer scale of importance you place on what you imagine imaginary people think about your virgin status is pathetic

Congrats, now you know how overrated losing your virginity is and how much time you wasted on trying to get rid of it since it’s not nearly as important as you thought it was

I don't know, it was pretty fucking fantastic

Nice dubs OP. Also, congrats on being not a virgin at 38.

Dont listen to the other dude. Its not just the sex, its also the whole mental thing around it that makes it good. Achievement unlocked. You did it and noone can take it away. v-card in the shredder. Man-card on its way (takes more then losing virginity for that one). Grats to you!

lost my virginity about 2 weeks back at 25years
and to a tgirl