*blocks your path*
“Bro, why you got all them damn sodas in your cart - you know that shit’s bad for you right? Put them back now!”
Wdyd Gamers?
*blocks your path*
Sebastian Lewis
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Benjamin Baker
"Oh, I'm planning on killing myself tonight. figured I'd splurge, y'know?"
Not technically a lie :)
Gabriel Hughes
Fuck off Sage, have fun in Bellator you faggy scrotal runoff. All those steroids and you can’t stuff a fucking takedown.
Nathan Cox
Nothing because I don't let other peoples opinions bother me?
Jaxson Diaz
I don't drink soda because I'm not a child, so I'd say WHAT
Austin Watson
>bottled water
Caleb Gutierrez
Pop one open and drink it. Dafuq this buttboy gonna do about it?
Michael Gray
Who drinks soda? Shit is gross.
Nathan Rogers
If I wanna fuckin' ruin my life its my right to. You cant make me change myself. Fuckin normie.
Jeremiah Hill
Ignore him and buy more soda, obviously.
What's he going to do, roid out and punch me in a grocery store surrounded by witnesses?
Asher Bailey
I don't fucking drink soda. But I would ask him why he buys something that literally falls from the sky.
Robert Cook
"You're right bro, teach me the ways of the gym so I can get swole and get pussy."
Jaxson Ross
People on roids are famous for their self restraint aren't they
Wyatt Kelly
I wouldn't worry about that midget. I could step on him and wouldn't even notice
Jason Evans
Pull out my gun and shoot him, because this is America and we don't tolerate that kinda commie talk around here.
Cooper King
>What's he going to do, roid out and punch me in a grocery store surrounded by witnesses?
yes
Brayden Morris
man ill beat the shit out of that puto, thinking hes a hardass with his fuckin bargain agua and his fuckin rolex, i'll do him like stone cold did booker in that supermercado, he aint shit but a pinche puto
Nathaniel Clark
This is America
Brody Cook
Suck his dick then call him a faggot cause that's gay
Camden Fisher
buys what comes free out of the tap, dont care about anything else, this dude is dumb
Christopher Russell
Keep walking cause I am deaf. Checkmate nigger.
Christian Flores
the government put gay chemicals in the tap water to turn niggas into bitches homie
Nathan Howard
I would say "stop taking testo you fully loaded redditor"
Kevin Peterson
>look at him straight in the eyes
>pull my out cock
>start masturbating
>wipe semen on his shorts
>whisper in his ear
>"no homo"
>walk out with cock still out
Kevin Williams
Ask him why he killed Apollo Creed then demand his water because I don't drink soda like a bungus
Logan Jones
I'm a 53 year old man. I'd tell him to fuck off as I went about my business. Then I'd walk away, probably laughing.
Isaac Foster
Is that crystal geyser water any good? I used to like some of those other bottled water brands until I heard they all have bits of plastic in them.
Jayden Martin
"Y-You're right bro. I'm gonna put these back. What was I thinking? Heh heh..."
Luis Flores
And if he does wtf are you going to do about it
Leo Flores
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