Jeremy Clarkson knocks on your door in the middle of the night with a bottle of whiskey and an 8ball of coke...

It'd be the best party...

...in the wuuurld!

i'd let him in if he only had that fag, I've always got time for jezza

and have him talk endlessly about how shit I am because somewhere along the lines, some Irish blood got in my veins? Fuck that. Fuck this self-absorbed limey cunt.

I have a lot of love for most British people, and some old fight between the Irish and British has nothing to do with me, but I can't stand self-absorbed faggots like this guy.

'You would say that, wouldn't you, you Irish twat!'

Yeah but no car talk, coke and hookers

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hello.

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Yes absolutely.. I’d prefer a Redbull and vodka but I’ll drink whiskey. I’d roll up a nice juicy joint and we’d have a great chat

Stooooopid!

There are very few people with both of those that I would turn away.

obviously

You’re a faggot forever if you don’t
>FOR ENGLAND