Ways to get away with murder thread?
Ways to get away with murder thread?
Adrian Gutierrez
Blake Cook
watch season 5 episode 14 "The box" of brooklyn nine nine.
Connor Davis
Don't get caught
Blake Wood
Late night/early morning, ride around on bicycle (no car), find random person walking home alone, ride up next to and stab their temple, ride home.
Adam Taylor
You already fucked up step 1
>don’t search/talk about it on the internet
Joshua Taylor
it's not easy to break through skin let alone skull, much better to use a hatchet or hammer with alot of leverage (which you don't have much of riding a bike) to break through the skull
Samuel Rivera
/thread
Carter Brooks
A regular kitchen knife, well-placed at the temple is like a hot knife in butter; barely any resistance, and not hard to time riding up next to someone. It's a pretty certain death as well. A hammer is not! A hatchet might not be bad tho, I agree there.
Anthony Sanders
icicle through the eye... evidence melts, no DNA
Robert Phillips
depends if you want to murder a specific person for a specific reason or if you just want to murder any random person for the thrill of it
as soon as you have a motive, it becomes a lot more difficult to not get caught, because someone will probably figure out that motive.
if you want to just murder a random person for the sake of murdering someone, just kill some random person in a city that you dont live in and make sure you dont bring your cell phone with you when you do it.
Jaxon Wright
oh yeah and also weapons. if you use a weapon to do them in, you have to be sure that the weapon can not be traced back to you. itd be best to steal a hammer or blade or something from someones garage in a town nowhere near your house, and then ditch the weapon in a river or lake or bury it in the middle of the forest or burn it if possible.
Brayden Lopez
Why murder someone when you can get them a long prison sentence and then a terrible and long life after their release?
Brayden Gonzalez
>obtain a gun
>place gun to head
>shoot
>cops can't arrest you
Profit
No one here is going to tell you how to kill someone you asshole
Jordan Thomas
Kill someone no one cares about. Hey you fit the bill op, do it.
Justin Ross
This
Samuel Richardson
Genius
Jaxson Jenkins
Stab someone with an icicle, then when it melts there is no longer a murder weapon.
Jaxon Howard
murder is bad
John Nelson
>suicide
can't get in prison if the person you murdered is yourself
Nicholas Clark
reported to FBI
Matthew Green
y'all should get together for a mexican standoff