Ways to get away with murder thread?

Ways to get away with murder thread?

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watch season 5 episode 14 "The box" of brooklyn nine nine.

Don't get caught

Late night/early morning, ride around on bicycle (no car), find random person walking home alone, ride up next to and stab their temple, ride home.

You already fucked up step 1
>don’t search/talk about it on the internet

it's not easy to break through skin let alone skull, much better to use a hatchet or hammer with alot of leverage (which you don't have much of riding a bike) to break through the skull

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A regular kitchen knife, well-placed at the temple is like a hot knife in butter; barely any resistance, and not hard to time riding up next to someone. It's a pretty certain death as well. A hammer is not! A hatchet might not be bad tho, I agree there.

icicle through the eye... evidence melts, no DNA

depends if you want to murder a specific person for a specific reason or if you just want to murder any random person for the thrill of it

as soon as you have a motive, it becomes a lot more difficult to not get caught, because someone will probably figure out that motive.

if you want to just murder a random person for the sake of murdering someone, just kill some random person in a city that you dont live in and make sure you dont bring your cell phone with you when you do it.