Hey Yea Forums. Simple thread

Hey Yea Forums. Simple thread.

You have this time machine. Where do you go? Do you fix a past relationship? Do you go see a medieval war? What would ya do?

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If I can go into the future I'd go about 40 years ahead to see if it was going to be worth living for.

I think there’s good reason behind such things as time travel not being possible, or at least available to a being like myself. I’m a weird guy. In the sense that I do strange things just to entertain myself, not for the sake of anyone else’s amusement.

For example: If right now, I could travel through time, I would go back to just a few days before your mother became pregnant with you. Given the fact that I could do things without consequences or I could at least commit a crime and then time travel to make an escape, I would impregnate your Mother just before your father impregnated her with you. I would physical beat her too. There’s literally nothing you could do to stop me. In fact, I would be the prevention of your birth. I would give her my seed and she would birth my spawn. As for your father, I would make sure he and your mother never met. Your mother on the other hand, I would relentlessly penetrate for hours on end.

Going into the future is a terrible idea.

What if the world was not there or everyone has died due to war? How could you live knowing that was coming?

What if you found out you had died prematurely? How could you cope knowing that?

You’re a stupid piece of shit, aren’t you?

>going into the future is a terrible idea.

Oh really? Okay I’ll just fuck your sister before she turns 18 then. I’ll fucking hit her too.

i was typing out a reasoned response to what you said but then this retard jumps in

I'm assuming the time machine is what's in OP, and not a DeLorean. I use the time machine to improve myself until I am the best that I can be in the present, taking advantage of both my inevitable future selves, and the split seconds where the machine no longer exists after it has left.

Then I install a timer on the machine, and begin creating contemporary duplicates of myself. Next comes immortality. Once that's done, all flesh-bound copies off themselves in a paradox-free way. Maybe I'll build a giant pyramid on Mars and wait for someone to come. Maybe I'll just leave the solar system. Maybe I get lonely, and play old world god with prehistoric man.

Going into the future can be a terrible idea. You have no idea what's coming. Imagine someone seeing you time travel, and then that same someone putting a solid object exactly where you were. When you come back, you get telefragged.

Well, depending on how time travel is working in the hypothetical universe, you could end up changing your own personal future by seeing your "original" self die prematurely.

Or, seeing yourself die prematurely causes you to die prematurely. Time travel is a blast.

Going back to 0 BC. Fuck Mary and start my own religion

I go back about twenty years, to this one time where some guy shouted "FUCK YOU!" at me. This time though, instead of looking at the floor and trying not to cry... THIS time, I run away as fast as I can, then, when at a safe distance, I shout- "NO! EFF YOU, MISTER!"

Cash.

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