I have a phone interview in an hour with my dream job and I'm shitting bricks I'm so nervous...

I have a phone interview in an hour with my dream job and I'm shitting bricks I'm so nervous. Any advice would be awesome

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Pick up the phone

what part of the porn industry are you applying for? the only job that i ever did a phone interview was for a major porn site. and they wont waste your time by saying porn is a resume killer.

-You have power in the discussion.
-Ask about the company (research before hand so you're not asking basic things).
-Approach the discussion from the viewpoint of seeing if the job is a good match for your skills.
-The company is trying to sell itself to you as much as you're trying to sell yourself to the company.

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sell yourself and be confident.

That's all I got. Act mature but be human. Don't sound like a robot.

Maybe 5-10 minutes before start talking out loud. Warms up the vocals and you'll likely sound more fluent.

also masturbate while on the phone. if they ask admit what you're doing and ask for the start date

>The company is trying to sell itself to you as much as you're trying to sell yourself to the company.

that is one big lazy company to do a phone interview. not worth your time.

masturbate before, so you can concentrate more

phone interviews are a pretty common first step. I imagine it filters out a lot of applicants without needing to block off in person interview times.

listen to him op. this is solid advice

phone interviews are literally to check you're not a psycho or unstable, you are no where near close to getting the job.

but then he'll smell like cum

This was true in the 80s/90s its not fucking true now, every job going has 300+ applicants. You are selling yourself and nothing else. Theres always someone better and companies know that.

phone interviews indicate there is at least some match between the job requirements and resume in order to warrant time allocated for the interview.

They are usually to double check outliers that are weaker than applicants already on stage 2 or face to face/group interviews.

I suppose that may be more true these days, but it may depend on the company / industry. Some careers are desperate for employees that match requirements.

I'm doing camera work lol nah Its actually a marijuana grower for a big company

Give us the phone number for the job Op, we will tell them personally how good you would be for the job

Sounds like you havent applied for a job in a while dude. Its a fucking nightmare now.

>phone interviews are a pretty common

not for a company that values its employees. phone interviews are a lazy way of them telling you they did not bother reading your resume and want you read it over the phone. phone interviews are the worst. you have no eye contact or body language to base from. waste of time.

Stop being nervous

>marijuana grower for a big company

resume killer too. no winder its just a phone interview.

>Its a fucking nightmare now.

companies always hang outsourcing over applicants heads. the last job i did a phone interview for ended with a comment from the rep saying if you dont want our low offer for a salary we can always hire some kid overseas. so i told them to fuck off.

>They are usually to double check outliers that are weaker than applicants already on stage 2

phone interviews are usually done by assistants or secretaries. they will not land you a job. it means you have been removed from the list of face to face interviews and just want you as backup. waste of time like i said before.

Haven't had an interview in over a year now

Thats literally what I said my guy. Its to check outliers without wasting time having them face to face.

You guys are giving me aot better advice than I thought you would. Nobody called me a nigger and told me to kill myself

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>masturbate before, so you can concentrate more
i usually do it during. one of the best interview i had was with a company near seattle called norpro. the daughter of the companies owner is a fucking MILF. she wore an office dress with plunging neckline that revealed her huge fake boobs. i fucking lost it during the interview. could not take my eyes off her beautiful breasts. her face was also pretty. after i left the interview i thought to myself she did that intentionally to see if i was a perv. didnt get the job. feels bad man.

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>Its to check outliers without wasting time having them face to face.

it also means you are at a dead end. waste of time.

i actually did two interviews with her two years apart. she wore the same type of revealing dress during the interview. and for a big company like theirs i am sure they had a record of me from the first interview. that bitch has serious daddy issues as she probably enjoys doing interviews dressed as a slut.

You sound like a disgusting autist.

uh... /b