Tomorrow you wake up black. What do first?

omg...
I would accuse people of being racist as soon as something doesn't go the way I want it to.
I always wanted to call a white bitch a "racist white bitch'

your black not jewish

buy more thigh highs and take pink pills, become rare black trap.

file a false police report.

Boogie's ex-wife, like every other black person.

>I would accuse people of being racist as soon as something doesn't go the way I want it to.
So nothing changes for you at all?

collect my welfare check

say the n word

You're illiterate not funny.

>be me
>wake up black
>decide to do world a favor
>get da 9
>go on nigpage
>kill other coonboys
>cops come
>don't want useful people to waste ammunition
>kms

Kill myself, because I believe in white power.

kms

loot shiet an blast mufuggas an we wuz kangz an shieeet

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Stare longingly out my prison bars.

Beat my wife

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Attempt higher level math and other high level intellectual tasks to test theory that black people are naturally less intelligent than white people. Regardless of answer, fuck a few white girls who prefer black men before desperately seeking to regain whiteness.

Kill all whitey

Call Obama white.

Rape

Lynch myself

plan this week's drive-bys

Drink hemlock

i dont know really
go in the getto i guess and do stupid shit like in do black nibbas in early 90s

shit post on Yea Forums about how white girls love black dudes

go to KFC, make some purple drink, steal a bike, file some VIN numbers, get some 24s for my ride. That should keep me busy for that day.

check up on the definition of that word

So nothing changes

Kill myself.

Post cock

Immediately call my wife

Nice try white boi

Fuck she loves black guys... :-(

I'm actually black

Nuffin

Cancel my credit cards, got to look out for future me.

Fuck my wife please!

>KEK'd

Listen to rap and commit crimes

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Get on melanin blockers and go back to being white so I live longer.

Suck my own cock

smoke crack

Fake a hate crime

Well ... I damn sure ain't going to work

Shoot myself. As any civilized person would.

An hero

I am black soo, continue to fuck my white GF

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I fuck all the white wamens

Discord
Join For E-Girls, Lewds, and a couple dudes
Fuck all of the other spam and weird shit discords
/QWFjg6

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Apply for clemency, try to get my criminal record sealed, get my GED so I can go to college, go to college, get a good job. Be black but not be a nigger.

learn to read

be disappointed when i realize that my cock is only a quarter of an inch longer.
have aids.

Spread my new powerful seed amongst white girls only.

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