Why does eating ass turn me on so much, yet eating pussy disgust me?

how do you feel about sucking dick?

that asshole looks so soft and nice

That's gross, I'd never stick a dick in my mouth.

It's the fact that you're repelled by vaginas.

Last time I checked all girls have buttholes and mouths.
Not liking pussy, doesn't mean you like dick.

You heathens need BOTH. It may be obvious that the synergistic pleasure gained from simultaneous genital and anal stimulation heightens the woman's pleasure immeasurably. But the pleasure gained by the giver is heightened to at least the same degree. The sensual contrasts alone are worth the price of admission. Consider the yielding softness on one hand and its interplay with the initial resistance when you venture lower. The pheromonic musks combined with the earthy aromas. The saturated wetness compared with the thirst. If you have not partaken in the glory that is the entirety of a woman's treasures, you have not fully lived.

Yes it does.

>nigger detected

Enjoy your roast beef then

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same boat. i think its because pussy is slimey and messy looking and an asshole isnt.

you're likely a known gay homosexual. I licked ass once and got a little nug in my mouth. it tasted bitter. it was poo. she was extremely fine, but after that, I stuck to licking snizz.

you just wait. the first time one farts, sharts, or you get a nug in your mouth, your life will change (for the worse). You'll start to question everything you've ever known.

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/thread

Checked

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I am 30 and have eaten at least 20 assholes. NEVER had a nug problem man. You got unlucky.

lol what a fucking goober

How long have you been waiting to use that? You had that saved in your folder and you have been waiting for a 6 trips just to use that particular check em. You’re a fucking faggot. Kys faggot

Asshole is a delicacy. Pussy is full of cancer causing bacteria. Not hard to see why eating ass is better than eating pussy.

Mad you can't get trips

A true 4Channer has folders and folders of random reactions.

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I love ass, but I would never eat one without verbal confirmation that she had washed it thoroughly and had not taken a shit since the last shower. You guys are disgusting.

You act as if girls walk around with full on shit caked in between their cheeks...
If you're into eating ass, you can at least expect a bitter taste or some specks. It's not going to kill you
If she's hot who the fuck cares

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>you can at least expect a bitter taste or some specks
lolno
I know you posted this as a funpost, friend! I'm on to you! :))

women do this and have eggfarts.

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>lolno
You do know what an ass is designed for right virgin...?
Taking a shower isn't going to keep your ass smelling nice and untainted 24/7. A few hours at most, and it's back to it's musky state if you're moving around even if you haven't taken a shit.

>Taking a shower isn't going to keep your ass smelling nice and untainted 24/7
Proper hygiene is enough to prevent flecks of literal shit from ending up in your mouth, though. You're talking about mostly musk from natural oils, not NUGGETS OF FECES. There's a clear difference
>virgin
Stop using virgin as an insult on Yea Forums, it's unbecoming and ungentlemanly of you

moar

>NUGGETS OF FECES
I never mentioned "nuggets", I said specks.
Even something as simple as farting is going to carry out fecal particles around your anus. Also, you'd be surprised at how many girls sloppily wipe, at least in America where bidets aren't a common thing.
>Stop using virgin
Sorry, I needed a filler mean word.

>specks
lmao

>Also, you'd be surprised at how many girls sloppily wipe, at least in America where bidets aren't a common thing.
Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm referring to here You people simply have low standards. I would never eat a potentially sloppily wiped ass.

Because you are disgusting. At least you can now literally eat shit and die

What if she was a 10/10, and it was your only & last chance?
It's similar to eating veggies you don't like, you just push through it and reap the benefits later.

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Have you had a bad pussy eating experience?

First post best post

her being 10/10 doesn't make me want to eat shit, dude. Women really only get so hot. I have my dignity lol

Just stop it with this super weak trolling.

>Being this mad

because you are gay

I have eaten freshly showered ass for years now, and have never, ever had any experience close to this tbh. must be some nasty bitch.

because some girls really can't clean their fucking snatch so it literally smells worse than the shit coming out of their ass

eating a literal entire log of shit is one thing, but getting a light taste of brown on your tongue is an entirely different thing and brief af

>eating a literal entire log of shit
This thread is killing my sides

agree to disagree fren

would you eat a log of poo if it meant that if you didn't, you could never fuck a woman again?

To all of you

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tfw this was a thinly-veiled shit fetishism thread the whole time

I'm 6'1 230 lbs and nothing that size has ever fallen out of my ass. Ever.

Because you're a scat enabler. Or your bitch knows how to clean properly her arsehole, which is a rare bitch.

Women always do bigger shits

women have larger colons than men

i agree af
except that i love it that much both

I am skeptical. Please provide proof.

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tjhat's where black babbys come from

>nug
>specks
>logs
what is flakes?
what is crumbs?
what is chunks?

granules!
particles!
atoms!

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this