I am trying to pass a drug test at a Temp Agency tomorrow...

I am trying to pass a drug test at a Temp Agency tomorrow. It's a swab test and my friend tricked me into smoking a cigarette he rolled out and filled with weed. I know that the test I'll take is a stick I'll hold under my tongue for 3 minutes. Does anyone here in Yea Forums have any advice of how I can pass this test, I'd go buy a cleanser if I could afford one.

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you only have to stop for a week prior to pass those swab tests. C'mon son. if that's true about your friend (it isn't) then you need to beat some ass

Thc can stay in your blood for as long as 2 days. You're screwed user.

You have the right to dispute the results of a drug test and have it retaken. If it comes back positive, just dispute it, and take it again in a week.

Make a friend piss in a condom.

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Saliva test my man, not blood

depnends on how much you smoke on a regular base
1-3 times a week than you should be good after 2-3 days of not smoking
if everyday it depends on how long but yit can still be detected after 4-6 weeks if you smoke high amounts for several months/years

>My friend tricked me into smoking weed sneaked into a cigarette, golly, what a prankster

Do you realize your mom isn't reading this thread?

He didn't know, he's actually scouring the internet for answers rn

I'm not dumb enough to smoke a joint when I know I've got a saliva test coming up