I am trying to pass a drug test at a Temp Agency tomorrow...

Does anyone have any real advice on how clean my mouth out

theres nothing you can do
just fake the test or hope you dont get fucked

drink vinegar. suck on a penny

do it

You need to insert it in your anus when the are not looking.

Nobody cares about pot.

What state are you in anyway?

Have your buddy pee in your mouth. The urine acts as an astringent and will neutralize the pot enzymes.

My friend is a chronic smoker, same here and I have a follicle test I’m going to fail but that’s besides the point. He literally asked to go get a drink of water and kept the water in his mouth and swabbed that. Literally just diluted the sample with water. Passed even though he smoked the night before. Good luck

I live in Illinois, tax land. I'm under the impression that because it's only a 3 minute thing as opposed to the 10 minute ones I'm used to, it'll be a less accurate

What kind of job cares about weed?

You really want to work somewhere where you can’t enjoy a little pot on your own time?

3rd shift factory jobs

Also anyone have advice on passing a hair follicle test. I haven’t smoked in a little bit over a month cause of probation, but I need to get an internship for the summer. The test is in like early to mid March

Holy shit i never thought i'd actually get to give this advice... Just chew dentyne ice gum right before you go in. It fucks with the test and they'll ask you to take it again, which by then it should be out of your system.

Must shave head....

Then sue for discrimination.

I'd rather not fail it at all but I will keep that in mind, thank you

it's a temp agency. read the OP. some of those places make you jump through hoops but those are usually the ones that have the best connections.

it isn't possible. those tests can basically narrow down the exact days that you have smoked in like the last decade IIRC. I knew a girl who is now a mail carrier and she had to pass two of those so I read a bit about them

its not failing the test. It just voids it. They just tell you something went wrong with the test and they need you to take it again.

Oh ok, that's really comforting actually

That shit is funny as fuck!

Suck dick for 20$ and use that 20$ to buy synthetic pee at a cigarette store. The stuff works i used to applying at walmart years back.

Once again, its a saliva test, not piss, not blood, not hair.

Just mouthwash right before the test

Then have ur buddy spit in your mouth? Just dont swallow.

Are you professionally stupid or is it just a quirk of yours?

did you not taste the weed?

He handed me an unlit cig, I tasted it as I lit it, so I really couldn't do much about it.

Same answer tho

You are mostly idiots offering bad info. A cotton swab can be passed after just 4 hours to 10 days after smoking. There are many factors involved but some of the best ways are as follows. Hydrogen peroxide is the best,use it as mouthwash. Brush your teeth rigourisly. Don't drink any alcohol. Don't eat alot of greasy foods.

I still hold an amateur status but I am thinking of switching to pro.

Why do you ask?

I need to eat fatty foods, not greasey. Fat will collect the THC in my mouth, I know that much. And thank you for taking this seriously, I appreciate it

I think I like you, youre actually pretty funny

If its a swab test it matters which one they are using. Cause some you can pass just hours after getting high.

Why not just call up and say you have a job interview and can't make the test date and if they can move it to "pick a date 4-days away"

That’s right peroxide not reg mouthwash.

It's a stick I'll hold under my tongue for 3 minutes, does that sound familiar toy you? Like, can you tell how good the test is by how long it will be in my mouth

because they haven't made up their mind by then... unofficially of course, they'd never actually SAY that to you but you wont be getting any job either

literally can pass in 24h. listerine mouth, drink water or something acidic, chew gum before you go in. Also i put the swab between back tooth and cheek to keep it dry. Sometimes theyll just go ahead and run it weather its blue or not. GL user

Apparently you are.... That's why we're in this thread. You fucked up.

My friend fucked up, I had no idea. Read the rest of the thread. I'm not even high, it's just tainted my mouth

This.
My uncle did this for a job and he is an astronaut now

Kek

Fucking lol at the “land of the free”
Jesus, even what you do in your own time is controlled by your employers. That is sad... so sad.
Even the saliva in your mouth, the piss you squirt out, the hairs on your head... all owned by someone who pays you to do a job, and ultimately by the government.
They even cut the end off your cocks.
You have no freedom.
Lmao.

Truck driving jobs :(

Take that back commie

Three days still faggot. You can try alcohol mouthwash but rinse that shit out well and way before your test or you will fail the swab for alcohol. Alcohol isn’t illegal but being drunk at work is and if you can’t make it through the day they don’t want you.

Better than where your from pajeet mohammed krasinkski.

ur fucked kiddo.

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Peroxide as close to the rest as possible.

Test*

how recently?
you can pass a mouth swab after 3 days depending on some factors.

Lol.
That’s right, good goyim.
Have another burger. But not too many, because when your employer comes to steal your blood to check it for cholesterol, well...
Just keep singing the Star Spangled Banner
“Land of the free, home of the brave...”

mouth swabs are really cheap and they're not that accurate. also because it's just a mouth swab administered by some guy in the office they're not legally binding and like another user said, you can just dispute the results and take the test again in a few days.
can also try staying really hydrated, drink water before you take the swab, mouthwash and shit like that. can also eat a poppyseed bagel before the test and use that to throw off the results, forcing a retest in a couple of days.
also if it comes up positive you can always just tell your story.

mouth swabs are the cheapest test option that can be done by anyone (ie: not done by a doctor or a nurse in a hospital) so yea, being cheap they're not the most accurate. like 20% of them are faulty or give false positives.

>hair follicle test
>for a fucking internship

Does your hatred of America stem from the fact that they could wipe out your entire country in a matter of seconds. Live in fear young sujeet

So you are basically saying you just hit that once?

All I can advice is to drink lots of water in case it is against all odds a piss test.

It’s a government related job. Computer engineering stuff

Underrated

>swab test
reading comprehension, what even is it?

still sounds fake and gay. hair tests are so fucking expensive to administer, penny-pinching govt usually doesnt give enough of a shit unless you're trying to get a job in the CIA or some shit.
as for trying to get around it... nah you're fucked mate. maybe get a short haircut a couple of days before the test and pray.
usually you need 3 months or or more of being clean to pass a hair test.

Fucking idiot it’s a saliva test.. Jesus Christ what is wrong with people? Fucking read before you open your mouth! Fucking Niggers Jesus fucking Christ!

Google scope nigga

Just rinse with hydrogen peroxide as close to the test as possible.

Google "mouth swab gum" or something to that effect. They make a gum that you chew 15ish minutes prior to the test that will bunk their swab. You MUST chew it within the time frame written on the directions or it won't work. Spit it out before you take the test or else they'll know something's up. I've never seen it for sale IRL, always ordered online so you might be fucked unless you know of any headshops that sell it. Best of luck OP.

Brush your teeth a lot the day of. Chew gum as close to the test as possible. Eat a fatty meal that day. These things can be passed >12 hours after smoking .

Nah dude when I was a teen applying at kroger they made us do a saliva swab test and I had smoked within the last 48 hrs. Just make sure you brush and mouthwash, dont swab too throughough.
Or use quickfix if piss test

>friend does something wrong
>get violent

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