What's the quickest (preferably painless) way to commit suicide
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ill gladly stream it once someone gives me something I can work with
What's the quickest (preferably painless) way to commit suicide
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I would be more worried about the SUREST. 'Cause it's not something you want to fuck up.
Head explosion
Shoot yourself? Just don't miss
True, any suggestions? I am out of ideas since my last attempt didn't exactly go to plan
Britbong no guns over here
Step 1. Alcohol. Every day. Also watch lots of these weird conspiracy vids on YouTube.
2. Repeat every day until you lost all your friends. After 5 years you can barely talk anyway.
3. Stay alone
4. Try it.
5. Fail.
Then pretend to be happy (and wait until your parents are dead. After that no one will care anyways). Thank God my parents are in their 50s. I wish I could make them hate me somehow.
Waiting for 5 years that my parents die feels weird. It's even weirder that I don't know what I wish for. Do I want my parents to die or do I want to kill myself.
Their death would be a win win. Living is out of the question
I've already lost my friends and I haven't seen my parents in years
Then what is stopping you? Be a man.
Once the bin is full you have to take the trash outside.
OD on opioids. It doesn't leave behind a pretty corpse but you go dark before the Pulp Fiction drama starts.