Big Mouth: A satanic show
BM is a satanic show. The hormone monster is in fact a demon, who keeps on stimulating the young character to masturbate. It is known spiritual beings could feed on a special type of energy contained in sperm and on energy generated by masturbating. Besides feeding on his energy, the demon demon also aims to corrupt him
Too bad Big Mouth is a shitty show. I couldn't get through the first episode.
Here's the door back to your kind. Your welcome.
fuckin lunatic, don't reproduce please
Then there's always this guy. Real television purist? Afficianado of sorts? You should be receiving your medal in 2-5 weeks, the envelope should read "my opinion is better than yours".
I know leauges of people like you. You aren't special.
Wow fucking spoilers much?
I was planning on watching it but then you go and ruin it. Asshole.
who cares go on /x/
>it is known
Yeah, that gets thrown around about climate change. It isn't known.
>Big Mouth: A satanic show
>BM is a satanic show
The Satan Show, big mouth
Mouth of the big: Show of the Satan
I can play this game too, OP.
I agree with OP, this is a good show. I enjoy watching it every so often. I won't lie, I was hoping when the girl kicked her depression cat's butthole, that she would slide into her ass. But, that would be too much to ask for I guess.
>who cares go on /
masturbating and specially ejaculating wastes a special type of energy
the more degenerate the content one is masturbating to, the denser the energy is and the better it would be fr a spiritual being
They could feed on it from distance
There are specific satanic agendas behind porn sites erc. They serve several purposes as energetic feeding, can be used as corrupting tool and to open doors for demonic influence
>There are specific satanic agendas behind porn sites
Yes, it is called making money. That's their agenda.
>thinking people come from energy
>actually being this retarded
Not really
As porn is mostly free
Not really a lucrative business
The agenda is mostly spiritual
the only free porn is clips of paid porn that you need premium access to view, that's why sites want other sites like YouPorn and PornHub to be taken to court for copyright breach, the reason they don't is because they link the original site to see the full video.
the agenda is too make money and cum, any other thought on porn's "secret agenda" are swayed by personal bias.
We are all half angel half demon. They are a metaphor for love and hate. Kindness and hatred. Charity and greed. Just read your semitic fairy tales and grow up fgt.
talk to your doctor about paranoid schizophrenia
The Passion Of The Christ II
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God is a time travelling future space alien, and he gets our prayers when he's at his ship refueling like "hey god can you do this for me-" "say hi to my cat Jeepers-" "Hey God my mom is dying-" and he's like "FUCK OFF!" and slams his fist into the control panel. God can't answer your prayers now Jimmy, he doesn't give a crap about your mommy's tumors. He's careening through space asserting dominance over his creation while in full T-Pose. A blip appears on his radar. Satan's Minions are mining gas out of the core of Jupiter and building a bomb out of black holes to suck the souls out of the life in the galaxy. God adorns his Holy Armor of Vengeance and appears directly behind Satan Himself. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "I'M OMNIPRESENT BITCH!" and God whips out his massive Holy battleaxe of Arematheah. Satan bats it away with his hand and slaps him in the face with his cock. "YOU FUCKER!" "HAVE A TASTE O' ME BRIMSTONE!" Satan laughs in his best Pirate accent as he farts firey brimstone boulders out of his dick hole directly at Our Lord and Saviour...
BUT JUST THEN, JESUS APPEARS. He flies in with a jetpack that looks like a giant crucifix made out of gilded spruce and cedar cuz he's a carpenter. He shouts out "Nooooooooo!" while pulling two gold plated holy .50 calibur Deagles out from his bathrobe and takes out all the brimstone shots while jumping in front of his dad with a massive erection, except for one that hits him square in the nuts. Jesus locks eyes with his Father and sheds a single tear as his mortal body burns to cinders; his soul absorbed by the spirit bomb. Enraged, God summons all the power of the universe into one final blast and hits Satan directly in the mouth with a hot beam of piss. He keeps blasting him while he screams, "¯:ççÖÖÖÖÖÊ◘AAAA•••" until Satan is no longer able to make noises and symbols.
God surveys the aftermath. Bodies lie motionless around him littered with debris from the fabric of space time, which was ripped during the battle but only visible to God. From behind the rip, Jesus emerges reborn, along with the souls that the soul hole succed. One of them is a little edge lord who wishes for greater things and power, though...
The End, sincerely, with love, Mel Gibson.
>creatures the majority of americans believe in are actually a metaphor
>>lol he's crazy muh book support israel
>doesn't know how to greentext
>is actually insane
Alex get off the internet.
>the only free porn is clips from paid porn
no. what about amateur porn?
and even studio porn is mostly free
If you ever watched this you should consiser suicide
Sage goes in all fields
>Just read your semitic fairy tales and grow up fgt.
didn't say was christian/religiois
what the fuck u think powers 100% of things in the 3rd dimension?
stupid science bitch couldn't even get more smarter.
Lol who hurt you?
Op your a fag ... any one that wants to give the show a try it's not that bad the humor can be quite over-the-top but I can remember being young and relate to some of these crazy thoughts thats how i felt with hormones in puberty thare are some musical parts with that are just absolutely stupid though but what comedy cartoon show does not have a bunch of those in there nowadays anyway watch the whole first season and you can decide whether you want to go on the next season doesn't take that long anyway top Netflix show I suggest is Dragon Prince
And yet, here you are on Yea Forums.
Holy shit this post gave me cancer
Fuck this show. Shit sucks so fucking bad
good, now we both have leukemia from entering this board.
>Sips on Oranjeboom
And then, what ? What happens next ? Mothafucka !
so dis nigga
It's thr best show I have seem in my life