RAM Gamethread #5

thank you shinsuke

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Thank God the kid went first

based nakameme

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RICOCHET ABSOLUTELY BURIED

What are you guys rooting for? For me it's Big Bibles AJ.

Based part time surfer getting rid of that butt pirate

>give the guy a promo
>loses
fuck off

Time is not kind. They look so much lighter here.

the MK Ultra hit her pretty good

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Sorry, I'm watching Aj vs Roode match from Impact.

Is Boston Market's prime rib any good?

the TNA chade just made me miss TNA/impact Bobby Roode

Do you consider nia jax to be an athlete?

youtube.com/watch?v=beIKeOHtVNg

Wait that was a kiss?

Plans change

America should suffer for what it did to these 2 cute pure young girls.

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>Roode is boring
>Mysterio would be cool but face v face is not very interesting
>Nakameme is already champion so it's not going to happen

For me, is Styles

TEAM TNA!

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>one screenshot of someone making a face is representative of my internal misogyny I must project at all times

Only 5 threads for our season finale, this can't be happening.

>9:30
>Only ONE elimination
>Still one more match and The Fiend segment

Wut is going on it's 930, it's not like they can go over the time slot right?

AJ would be dimes, but seems like it'll be Rey.

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>Nakameme is already champion so it's not going to happen
>wants Styles, who is also champion
Smooth brain

such fucking qt 3.14

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all these long matches tonight

KINGSAUCEA

what the fuck are you talking about, I'm talking about her MK Ultra thousand yard stare. Idk what you mean by misogyny. I wasn't being rude to her or anything, I was just joking.

>face v face is not very interesting
makes sense because wyatt is gonna interfere. he'll fuck up seth and the challenger

It has been a pretty bad RAW

>AJ's US champion reign is so lackluster that he already forgot about it
can't even blame ya

sorry bro good joke

I like it. easier for phoneposting

Lmao look at this fucking goober.

OH THE FIEND IS GOING TO GET REY MYSTERIO!!!!

why won't anybody shout Yeaoh?

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we all know its gonna be gay mysterio

AJ owning that Jap again

I hate sexism but user is right, they didn't do anything wrong

GLORIOUS

These eliminations are the exact opposite of what I was expecting.

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Rey is gonna do it for Dominick

Sweet Baby Jesus on a Popsicle stick that snaggle tooth.

Bray is taking out legends lately, Mysterio is going to the Funhouse

RHOODE GETTING THE PUSH

Thanks for reminding me how Nakamura failed on getting the WWE championship multiple times last year.

NAKA MEME BTFO

Roode bumps like crazy for everything

>Rey wins
Meh. At least it's not ricoshit

Yeah.
Kinda nice since he was on house show duty for a good while.

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

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theres been very good TV matches in WWE over the last month or so

HOW PREDICTABLE

whoa Rey won wtf lol.

REY COMIN FOR THE BIG RED

KILLED EL PERRO

Maybe Rey will kill Seth on "accident" during their match next week.

Oh I somehow missed everything after Ricochet got eliminated, whoops

lmfao. Gotta keep up the mexican midget. Roode hong kong buried.

this could be you too, /asp, all you have to do is kill a guy

>BROWNS WIN

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NOT ONE DIME!

I really don't want Rey putting over Seff, ugh.

Robert Roode doesn't roll off the tongue as good as Bobby Roode.

Maybe next time rhoode bros

well yea, when YOU predicted it.

>Seth vs Rey

>The Career-Ender vs the Life-Ender

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I like the way Rhoode is shaking off the WWE bullshit slowly on the main roster and is getting that biting aggression back that made his name in the first place.

I FUCKING TOLD ALL YOU BITCHES

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
ONE FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

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can some ONE PLEASE ! take a clip or a GIF. or something of that guy taht was under the ring and coverd him self back up ???

>The redemption shit is actually paying off
Woah

Nice, next week wredtling will be based. Full of legends.

Tis gud grafisks

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One can only hope that's what he promised Dominic he'd do

BASED NACHO LIBRE

Next week

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Did Seth call Charlie, "Chuck"?

>win lose or draw I still have to go one on one with the fiend
?????????????
I assumed Bray would be facing the winner wtf

Wtf is this promo, would Seth fight the Fiend at HIAC if he loses the title next week?

The whole angle started with the Fiend getting a title shot, he was booked in the match first. He's against the champion no matter who it is!

We know Fiend will interfere, don't get excited.

Yes

>season premiere

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I hope Bray interferes quickly cause I don't give a ding-dong diddly fuck about seth vs braun

Now we wait for The Fiend to interrupt the Braun vs. Seth match and setup a bullshit Fatal Three Way Hell in a Cell sponsored by Snickers.

>jasetthy promo
Tell me when he stops talking

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He called her Sneed

America did nothing wrong (for once), they fell for the implants and lips fillers memes.

feminine penis

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Fucking heard that too.

Formerly Sneed

how did they make that so fast?

>Rollins vs. Strowman

Goodnight everyone

Yes

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Rey beats Seth next week and The Fiend beats Rey inside HIAC. Screencap this.

chances are it'll be about twenty minutes

Seth has been fucking up and slipping a lot tonight, he probably drank a lil before the show or something he seems out of it.

IM GONNA
BURN
IT
DOWN
pop

time to fire up some fortnite

That's sounding suspiciously commie, dear boy.

It's official even if he loses the title, he goes on to face the fiend.
It's also official the fiend will cost Seth the title.

that's literally his only character trait

Once a hoe, always a hoe.
Billiechads, rise up.

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>He has a nickname for Charlie

Yep, he's cheating on Becko

lol I heard that

go ahead lil zoom

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Worst hair style in all her appearances.

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SANTO BASADO
THE REDSKINS ARE MAKING A COMEBACK

>seethe tarpins vs boring simpman
Night bros

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DAYUM!!!

SINCE WHEN?!

>Roode loses
fuck this company

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communism is based you dumb fuck

>season premier
What the fuck they mean by this?

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i'm in the south, we don't got commies here, they test bombs and gun shit 24/7 it shakes the neighborhood every time and makes dogs bark and shit. I can't imagine how many tourist or new families call 911 about it regularly

Mint

>seff main event
time for bed, see you cucks next week cause I don't watch the B and C shows

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Lipstick on a pig next week.

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sleep well

BURN THE RATINGS DOWN

I'd play any game no matter how shitty if it meant a LAN birthday party like that.

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damn that shit looks lit, I wish I was a rich white 12 year old boy.

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raw technically has seasons for archiving purposes

What does mint mean?

You know, if next week is the season premiere, then that makes this a pretty mundane season finale.

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Is Joe kill?

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Looks pretty based. Never played Footnote but I'd have done that with Starcraft if I was a rich kid growing up.

But... you guys are going to miss Firefly Funhouse and The Fiend :/

GOATS HERE

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Wake me up when The Fiend appears.

Mint

they're going to have bray's hiac end up not being for the title aren't they
god fucking dammit fuck this fucking semen slurping gay ass homosexual promotion

similar to how Irish folks say "proper"

I told the DMV today that I'm 5'11 225 pounds
>I'm actually 5'10.5 230 pounds

I wish a had friends

I feel confident i'm going to win this correspondence game.

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Based user fudging the numbers just enough to make the work look like a shoot

hope you have a good lawyer.

Anarchy achieved lads

Yeah but hopefully it means they let The Fiend squash Jasethy. They probably dont want to have to book Fiend vs Brock for Survivor Series.

So I cleaned my room 2 days ago and I still haven't had a girl come over. You guys told me that if I clean my room i'll get a girl over here. What fucking gives? How long do I gotta wait?

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> can't even be a Cruiserweight

bruh.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

is chess an alternative sport

>Seth
>GOAT

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Why do people still play mail chess?

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in the same boat user but have yet to clean my room

lol that cut from commercial looked like they were making out

Step 2 is go outside and find a girl

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I hate this spot

I think it's allowed on Yea Forums (or it was during the world championship), so maybe not.
it's good practice, and I'm too lazy to play long real time games to improve.

I love these

>IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE BEST PLACE TO PICK UP A PIZZA!

I think that Braun running around the ring spot was only good when he was feuding with KO

GIWTWM

Sef match. good night bros

Did YOU take a shower and get a clue?

I just don't believe Rollins as being legit at all in any way.

Once you notice that Braun goes shoulder-first into the ringpost in every single fucking match he has, you'll never not notice it.

i actually hope wyatt doesnt come out just to keep things unpredictable with him

fiend time

Agreed

Alright lads, see y'all tomorrow in the last Smack Kino in USA.

Bears are getting close to choke territory.

that looks cash

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God this is horrible

Fuck. You.

I like how they covered up Seff nearly biffing it trying to look cool.

KAIRI SHOWING UP AT THE END!

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look at that stumble, that's master selling, that's why he's the best sports entertainer on the planet

It's a "Rollins get's beat up to a pulp but ends up winning somehow through the power of the WWE Universe"

BASED
A
S
E
D

at least he choked out braun

Do you think Braun need some time in SmackDown? I mean Roman did and he's not getting booed anymore

FIEND TIME BOIS

WHAT A SEASON FINALE

So does Bray have the highest power level in WWE now?

Every one of tarpins matches are fucking boring, how can anyone actually like this dweeb

why is Bray helping Seth?

finally

>all of this just to job to Rollins

lol seth is spazzing put

Is Bray Wyatt finally going to become the new Undertaker?

Seth acting like a scared faggot yet again

What if The Fiend turns out to actually be Hulk Hogan?

Seth is already in the funhouse
he wants a new friend

Yes

this is stale already. this shouldnt happen every time seth has a match

You're telling me RAM finishes 2 weeks in a row with Seth crying in the corner like a little bitch?

God I hope his career never recovers.

the fiend bray wyatt's got the monster among men braun strowman with the mandible claw mick foley's old move

Seth's such a bad actor. Almost worse than Kenny Omega.

Seth literally screaming when Bray crawled over to him... What the fuck

FIEND BURIES BRAUN!!!!!
FIEND BURIES BRAUN!!!!!
ROLLINS SHIT HIMSELF AND HE CAN"T STOP CRYING!!!!!

>dad walks in

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their match will be a generic back and forth one

Is it just me or is the cut-to-black fiend finisher getting old already.

so is the fiend suppose to be um...not scary?dumb ass

>AHHHHHHHHHHH
What did Seff mean by this ?

The Fiend does, yes. It's all going to be to eventually job him to the Demon though.

Bray is honestly one of the best, this guy could seriously teach these motherfuckers on the roster how to work a character, there's a reason the crowd fucking loves him. Vince should hoenstly take notes.

For some reason WWE thought the crowd didn't like this zany ridiculous shit any more. But the crowd eats it up.

> you finally convince a girl to come over
> you flip on wrestling
> she watches a man in a slipknot mask fingerfuck another dude's face
> her vagina becomes drier than british wit.

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>seff crying in the corner as a tubby man in a Halloween costume looks at him
KWAB

imagine being one of the guys that has to swing the flashlight around during bray's spooky bits, I bet that's a cool gig

>AHHHHHH BECKY HELP ME

And then the man somehow shoehorns her way into a 2-on-1 power of love match.

so is braun going to be part of the funhouse now

the demon is still king

>you flip on wrestling
you fucked up there

KINO SEASON FINALE

didnt the demon lose to a fat polynesian?

>Virgin who's never had a girl: The Post

See yall on the season premiere next week

>
Oh god imagine The Fiend getting beat by "The Power of Love" lmao, that would probably be just corny enough to kill the WWE.

Brayyy needs to be on tv as much as Brock. This weekly shit is cringe as fuck.

I ding dong diddly love it. Its campy and goofy as shit. I'm sports entertained.

HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!

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Guys "The Fiend" won't lose. Not in a traditional sense. Whoever defeats Bray will do so by removing the mask. That way you can protect the character.

Vince can't help but to hammer everything into the ground

Too much exposure

>seth helplessly watching and screaming, paralyzed through fear, as the fiend silences the monster among men with not one but two mandible claws
What a close. Very cinematic.

eh maybe not as RARE, but yeah The Fiend is getting to that point where he's really over and that's good and all things considered Bray's Firefly Funhouse segments are pretty neat, and they built good characters in a simple short way. BUT WWE has a bad habit of overdoing things lol. So by HiaC people might be tired of Bray, BUT they did work The Wyatt Family the right way.

Honestly that's just how the Universal Title should be. Champ shows up whenever the fuck he wants, belt is generally only defended on A and some B PPVs. C PPVs are always number one contender style matches.

thanks for summing it up I had to turn off the tv it was getting too spooky for me at the end

It took 6 months to get to this point what the fuck are you talking about? The Fiend is the slowest burn in recent WWE booking

You missed out, lad.

whats the appeal for The Fiend.
Its pure kiddy 2 spooky 4 me shit

That's the issue with only having one good segment. If you suspect it isn't going to happen you just won't watch and WWE can't afford that right now

Bray AND Brock need to win the titles and WWE needs to only have their champs defend at MAJOR PPV's.
The Royal Rumble, Summerslam, Survivor Series and Wrestlemaina AT MOST.

I actually wonder what casuals think and not grown men avidly dissecting a kids tv show online

They should just rename these ppv's IN YOUR HOUSE, and not have the title defended,

Looks like a party for 4 Americans

Daily Reminder Bray Wyatt cucked his previous wife with Jojo.

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>what's the appeal of a classic wrestling character that's not just a "first name - last name"

gee I wonder what the appeal of characters with personality and a story are. Can you act any more like you've never left your houses before?

RAW can't be saved

This Fiend shit got stupid fast

okay bro I mean like if you're 15 sure

it has allways shit.
they tried too hard initially emulating the broken matt

It's not even really a kids show, it's more "family entertainment" like the circus.

ya I know what wrestling is dumb fuck I'm saying this fiend shit is cringey regardless of genre

although Seth screaming like a little bitch is absolute kino

THATS SO SMART! he just turns back into Mr Rodgers Bray!

I'm late replying but just imagine if Bobby could play a heel like he did back in tna. People would legit try to stab him. It'd be great

Based childhood obesity and future entitled neckbeards

It would be cool if the mandible claw also zombified the victoms and they became Bray's slaves and such.

Finner

bassed