RAM Gamethread #4

MELLA IS 24/7

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DIMES

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BASED KING CORB

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Third for mella jobber

CORBINS FIT IS GOD TIER
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT

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>these king fanfares on Corbins theme

>Ruining Corbin's dimes theme for this shit gimmick
Fuck you

>King Corbin
BASED AS FUCK

>2 songs awkwardly laid together
can they even put in 20 minutes of effort

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>KOTR finals rematch

for what pvrpose

Did I just watch a Corbin dominos commercial?

These mash up themes need to fucking stop

BASED KING CORBIN

I 'member Mella...

So now Dana, Liv, Mandy, Sonya, and the IIconics can have something to do.

Mint

Before we get this thread going, can I just say FUCK RACISTS FUCK HOMOPHOBIA FUCK MISOGYNISTS

Ultimate proof that he's already dimes

no, since Rated RKO they think mashups are cool

Based dominos, showcasing Based King Corbin.

50/50 booking is my guess, though I could also see them having Corbin beat Gable again to end this feud

50/50 booking, pal!

>tfw you couldn't save her from going full nigbimbo

how come Billie was chasing but not Peyton

Imagine being this fucking lame.

my girls are better than this

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BURRS 28-0

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Ok, you racist, homophobic misogynist.

LITTLE LUNGS BTFO!!!

WWE is kind of behind the curve on things like music. They barely do nerd culture right, Pro Wrestling is it's own bubble and fandom

Because she is blowing tye dillinger s dick

Why does Billie look so fucking bad?

You can say that but no one is going to give a shit you niggerfaggot

This one is actually smooth, but I fucking hate the Mandy & Sonya and Bukake Warriors mashup

It's Da Year baby!

of all the /pol/ responses, being called lame hirts the most desu

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NOT EVEN LITTLE LUNGS CAN HAVE A CHANCE TO GET THE 24/7 TITLE

If you keep this up you'll be tied for the shittest team in the NFC North. What's it like being worse then the fucking Detroit Lions?

KING LONE WOLF IS LITERALLY DIMES

dont blow it

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>Sami Pretending he understands Japanese
lmfao

wwe's makeup department isn't fit to do work for a funeral home
she looks fucking great with about 75% less makeup and without that shitty orange fake tan

Fuck you you nigger faggot. What are you a little girl

damn im watching MNF instead

The fatal 5 way match is going to be dimes or it's going to have a shitty end?

how is this for worst show of the year so far

I ding-dong diddly benched Trubshit just ding-dong diddly fuck my fantasy football team

t.basedboy

is this really the first mens match of the night? (and yes I know lacey is trans)

the plastic user

RIP this guy's dreams.

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kek they already are

I guess. She looked a lot better before she got work done too.

chad needs better music

You know the answer

You scared the shit out of me, the way you worded that I thought the Bears were getting BTFO'd by 28 and I have their defense in Fantasy and needed them to do good to win. But outside of fantasy fuck em because I'm a Vikings fan.

thats what happens when you Marry outside of the Company.

Ricoshit is winning, just a headsup.

Man I speak Japanese and I can't understand Nakamura half the time that nigger makes Mushmouth look like a master orator.

watch your fucking mouth, I can tell you're white

BASED BARON TAKIN OUT A DIRE WOLF WITH HIS BARE FUCKIN HANDS
GODS HE WAS STRONG

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Corbin vs Gable isn't a bad feud
but where does Corbin go from here? Who's his next feud?

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REEEEEEEEEEE REACT TO CHAD GABLE YOU FUCKING CROWD

It's almost identical to Apollo's.

I hope all the people you listed AND those that fight them, never reproduce. And if you do, I hope your kids end up becoming what you hate.

>midget joke
That's a bit problematic

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lol the manlet is a sore loser

I'm sorry buddy did I hurt your feelings in the last thread? It's a fucking gimmick idiot

Lmao I'd kill myself right now.

>waaaaaaaahhh!
cope harder nigger faggot.

just got in, how amazing has the performance fighting i've missed been?

i've had enough of this RAW!

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>billed height: 5'8
cringe corbin exposing the business

how much does he win if he loses just one of those?

KWAB

I can tell you're a faggot

Probably around 25 right now.
3 sacks, a fumble, two picks and a TD.

He doesnt have a gimmick. He just looks like a generic create a wrestler.

Holy fuck. What sort of emotion do you even feel if that happened. How badly is he envisioning murdering the burrs slowly and painfully

>all these game of thrones references that I somehow know even though I haven't watched the show
How did this happen to me

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

*Clears Throat* *Reddit Spacing to work the fags*

Mint

Packers beat the Bears in Shitcago already this year all that's left is to beat you at Lambeau and we'll have another delicious sweep under our belt.

$0

nothing, thats how parlays work

>inb4 King Jobber

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it's based bitch lmao

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oh its true, its damn true

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tapping out. This raw is terrible. Going to sleep, have a 4 hour drive to Philadelphia in the morning

What's the ding-dong diddly point of winning King of the Ring if you don't get a shot at a title like in earlier years? why do they even care?

I BRING THE RATINGS, I AM THE KING
I'll KEK USO AND I'll PUT NAOMI UNDER
I'll DRIVE YOUR SHOW THE RATINGS
I'LL DRAW THE DIMES, I'M FUCKING BASED
BASED, BASED, BASED, FUCKING BASED
I'M FUCKING BASED
BASED, BASED, BASED, FUCKING BASED

has bray showed up yet

Did Renee just say, You talking shit now Cole?

do you post on Yea Forums? was hard to avoid

Damn. Yeah no 25 points, fucking wrecked them.

Is he a draw?

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turrible, learn how to count syllables

How do I get over with the ladies, Yea Forums?

Am I drunk, or has renee said "d bag" and "shit" in the past 5 minutes?

has bray wyatt showed up yet?

Zero.
This dude should've sold the ticket to someone for like low five figures. I'd say hedge it, but a guy wagering 89 cents on a 20 leg parlay probably doesn't have 100 grand lying around to maximize his earnings.

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what a degenerate gambling junkie. I'd kill myself if I had to force myself to be interested in those worthless games.

this guy is tiny. it looks like lone wolf is literally wrestling a little boy

Stop watching WWE

I heard it too

Oh shit.

Is the man on the Yea Forums thread? I feel like shitposting there would be more fun than RAM.

More future AEW talent?

Elite

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Are my ears deceiving me or did Renee say "you talkin shit, Cole?"

lol her Twitter is about to be entertaining

No, at least not after he tears his ACL in week 7.

I heard that too.

>can't spell "terrible" correctly
LMAOing at your pathetic post.

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Have sex

>being this salty over the Bears having the best defensive player in NFL

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this isn't real.. is it?

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she probably said d bag yea, but she definitely said "jumping ship" when cole started talking up corbin instead of gable

How long until Asuka wins this a goes on a winning streak to repair her image?

Haha, and here I am winning $55 tonight on a shitty $10 three team parlay

what a fucking shit raw, going to sleep and watched based smackdown tomorrow

cringe

Use condom

Gambling during the regular season is ok.

gambling during the playoffs is retarded, as the chance of rigging of the games by the league is much greater

I heard Smackdown was going to go up to 3 hours when it goes to Fox is that true?

I think I'm just gonna rewatch MNF instead tomorrow night

oh, damn. I thought she said "giving him shit"

King Corbin would have saved GOT from crashing and burning as hard as it did.

No. Still just 2 hours.

Me too. Maybe she's doing this before the put her behind the desk of the studio show on FS1.

>based smackdown tomorrow

I swear to god if they have kairi/asuka running after the 24/7 belt

The concept of wrestling is so fucking ridiculous that it's hard to believe that it's a multimillionare business

The crowd is so dead you could hear Kevin Dunn chewing over Coles headset.

can someone explain this to a retard like me

Gable looks so much worse with short hair. What the fuck was he thinking cutting his hair?

HEAT

you think that concept is bad?

Let's talk about the 2 party system.

>insert anime music here

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this little flip thing Gable does looks weak as fuck

Why does Corbin always do that goofy move where he slides out of the ring then slips back in? It doesn't even look good.

BOW TO THE KING

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based

I'd like to hear you elaborate more on this, because I was thinking about something similar the other day and it's hard to find interesting wrestling discussion on this board unfortunately and don't even suggest /wooo/ I used to to go 420 but that website is sooooo slow and reddit is a dead website it's not worth going on for discussion, Yea Forums has actual live conversation which I liked since AOL chats

tribute to big bossman?

Reminder the founder of this book was found chopped up in a grave a couple weeks ago.
Not a chance in hell this would’ve gotten paid out if he won.

corbin's sliding shit was ruined for me with this spot

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Anime version of the Benny Hill theme.

those kicks by gable were awful

here we go again with Corbin losing because of arguing with the ref

>Corbin still wearing wife beater and pants instead of royal gear

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BASED CHAD CHANT!

This thread deader than Chad Gable's career

noooo, no you're supposed to just say "care to elaborate?"

It's so kino most of the time.

why wouldn't it? it's from an online betting site right?

20 leg parlay. Wagered 89 cents to win almost 500K.
Misses one, goes to zero.

Why did Gable stop wearing the singlet?

Based CHAD making the crowd come alive

Crowd is hot for Gable

i need a loop of this where he doesn't hit gable.

racists ran home crying

CROWD WHITE HOT FOR THE KID

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>Corbin and Gable are carrying raw
Based

guy would've made half a million dollars off a ridiculous .89 cent bet...
all 20 outcomes had to happen, 19 did but the last one isn't going to happen

his hand was under the rope to get the sceptre, that's a rope break

Kek this

>San Francisco rooting for the chad

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>tfw out of capital

lmao what was Corbin trying to point too?

Offshore books are pretty good at finding a way to weasel out of shit like this.
Doesn't matter unless the Bears blow a 28 point lead though.

DID THE KING JUST KILL THIS SIMP?!

The Wrestlemania sign

The ref is anti Corbin. The devil is on the details

KINO

Do they like Gable or just hate Corbin?

He thinks is in the Royal Rumble.

>same AOP promo every week just with different subtitles

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>Seth/Braun match
>not even for the title

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does corbin wear his cape the wrong way? shouldn't all the fur be on the outside with the black lining on the inside

INSHALLAH

Yes

they are playing the twins from Breaking Bad.
LAST WEEK A user POST THIS IDEAD
WTF

If wrestling fans are liberals, and liberals are socialists, why are they fans of a KING Corbin?
Socialism came into existence because of hatred for Monarchies.

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
HE KILLED A GUY

damn, last week's AOP promo was a 10/10, and tonight's was a turd/10

not everyone is a politicuck

I thought he said autists of pain

What if Firefly Funhouse gets a WWE spinoff show on the network? Would you guys watch it?

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>wyatt talked about being betrayed and abandoned
So after he kills Braun will Braun be dead or become part of the funhouse?

no that was different AF dude,

they beat up heath slater!!! HES GOT KIDS DUDES WTF!!!

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

Is King Carcinoma going over brothers?

>fatal FOUR way
cole is washed up

This. Politics aren't very mint

anyone remember when rey would do 10+ minute entrances where he spoke to the kids in the crowd? I miss that.

no lol, why would fur be on the outside? Fur is supposed to insulate you.

What's the point of having a title match between Seth Rollins and some dude in the middle of his feud with Bray?

>#1 contender 5 way not the main event
>main event is jasetthy vs boren

damn case keenum sucks ass

None of these kids can draw more dimes than my boy The Tumornator, he was THE guy.

that wouldn't work unless your going to use one to put over the other. meaning someones gotta get buried in a champ match. and if neither one wants to get buried? find, no title.

DUDE I SAID THE SAME THING! HES GOT KIDS WTF?

I'm the user, but I dont understand the rest of your post

Fuck this

he's only burying wrestlers who matter, so Braun is safe.

fake and gay

so they can get the title on the fiend without him killing seff

Look at this goober and laugh

Looks Reversible AF, bro.

hes the King, let him wear his clothes...or none.

One of the things of being overly smarky is that
>oh wow a championship match next week
>seth either retains or the fiend interrupts, who gives a shit

AOP are playing the Twins from Breaking Bad.

A view inside VInce's head.

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>BURRS kicker is injured
scripted as fuck

Maybe to set up a screw finish
Interfere in the match > New guy get's the title > ????? > profit.
Gotta end the show with le kino scared Seff shot again.

>ricoshit on the mic
oh hell no

*PEW*

ONE
FINGER
ONLY

>Rey Mysterio will have his pyro next week
Thank goodness

the crowd seems ready to turn on Ricoshit

Ricochet is the worst promo in WWE.

RICOCHET SHOULD WIN

Can't wait to see Ricochet's pew pew entrance with pyro soon.

There comes a time where there comes a time

Predict Ricochet's next week pyro entrance

*fingers himself anally*

I don't know why I just imagined Richoshit having a Little Richard gimmick instead of a comic book one.

Man, if the shitskins wins the shitstorm will be great, if just for the guy getting his money.

SNORIOUS

I WILL SLEEP IN
I WILL SLEEP IN

Idk, I just find funny how a sport that is not even real can be so popular, sometimes even more than football and soccer. I read somewhere that wrestling is one of the few popular shows that can be classified as burlesque or even a circus, and that shit was pretty over back in the day, of course the content is different but the reasons why we watch it are basically the same

Alright, who wins?
>Most obvious answer is AJ files

how does ricochet put his finger up his butt without getting poop on it? asking for a friend

vince shoots a live fire arm in the arena

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
MYSTERIO WINS LOL

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>GLORIOUS

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a mass shooting

SNORIOUS
WHO REALLY WATCH
WHO REALLY WATCHES THIS?

One in O ring is really bad at promos isn't he

Ricoshit, it's the closest he's ever going to get to the title.

Chances Rollins drops the title next week to some shitter so he doesn't have to job to Bray?

eat healthy and clean it out properly

Orton-style raining pyro that hits as he brings his hand up

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Ricoshit. AJ has a feud, Nakameme has a feud, Rey is in a weird storyline and no luck for snorious to win.

Why is Shinsuke here?

Why this isn't the main event?

Since when did raw have seasons?

Nah, brother. It's gonna be my guy Rey.

because of the fiend

cause snooze tarpins has to go on last

>I just find funny how a sport that is not even real can be so popular, sometimes even more than football and soccer. I read somewhere that wrestling is one of the few popular shows that can be classified as burlesque or even a circus
I agree, but I don't think common fans see it as a "sport" or "competition" as much as they see it as a "show" like you said like a Burlesque or Circus performance.
People like to be entertained, and to be honest people like live entertainment, there's something intimate about it and relatable to see people physically acting out stuff in front of you, look how popular Broadway is for example. and WWE is a HUGE production with music and bands and lights and skits and matches and plays and it has an easy to follow structure.

Hey!

this match will be 30 min and the fiend will interrupt rollins

So AJ's going over, right?

Was that a botch?

Is WWE trying to give people New Japan style intros with elaborate video crap?

cause seth rollins is

Tarpins would cry if he didn't get the most important spot on the card cause he's the bestest in the world

"The Fiend" is the Main Event.

I dont know who's going to win this match, but I do know trump voters are traitors who deserve death

Presumably 27 seasons.

Y'know, The Fiend has an appetite for laying out legends, and Rey is definitely a legend...

TOUCHDOWN REDSKINS
HOLY SHIT TURN IT TO FOOTBALL THE COMEBACK IS STARTING BROS

>match literally goes 1 minute before commercials

It is.

>Between 2 flipshitters

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>28-10
Is it panic time yet?

god damn that was dimes, don't give that shit to Ricochet. Randy and Chirstian both could pull it off, nobody right now deserves it.

This train of thought is why wrestling has been shit for years. Just cause the title isn't on the line doesn't mean no one will get buried. Stupid marks like you are ruining the business.

cowboys will win the owl so i do not care about the minor league teams

Nah the Bears still having a good time.

>HOLY SHIT TURN IT TO FOOTBALL
Lulz nah.

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I swear to mintjesus they better not

desu i would consider dating men but gay dudes are really fucking rapey and sexually aggressive

dominic confirmed to avenge his father's death

tell that to Brock "all you have to do is take the job to an up and comer" hahahaha

Would be kino

>IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PICK UP PIZZA!

They fire roman candles at him and one of them bounces off his nuts.

TNA CHANTS IN 2019

TNA chants I see.

almost like they're... mentally ill... hmm

>Fortune Four
Based

kys

Anywhere The Fiend is, is the best spot on the card. The Fiend is literally one of the very few things that are keeping people in their seats until the end.

>TNA chants
kek

NEW

Straight dudes are like that too.

TNA IS MAKING A COMEBACK BOYS

>Ricoshit is gonna eat every finisher and get beat up to win at the end
Thanks, I hate it.

True!

just date transgirls brotha
guys smell like shit anyway

>TNA!
>TNA!
>TNA!

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you're right.
I feel bad for women and homos.

this post didn't age well

NEW THREAD

>that Golden Corral commercial
kek what a bunch of geeks

they had a reply of this today, why