Season Premier edition, I know it's a little early but I think we can take this time to reflect on how crazy last season was.
>Roman almost getting killed
>Bryan debuting the hippie belt
>Seth slaying The Beast
>Becky two belts
>First womens Tag titles
>Buddy Murphy coming to the main roster
>Firefly Funhouse and The Fiend
a lot of exciting stuff happened, what was your favorite moment?
that was smackdown
oh wait I thought this was WWE season premier, I didn't think Raw and SD had their own seasons...how confusing.
Milfie is back
>Sasha wrestling tonight and tomorrow
let the botches hit the floor
How can AEW compete with that?
oct 4 is smackdown season preimere but its not really they dont have seasons
>season premiere
They’re doing that failed gimmick again?
who is the Roman impersonator
according to Hulu they have seasons, which I think is what WWE is marketing towards. a lot of viewership is on Hulu where people can watch the commercial free 90min RAW and commercial free SD (without the picture in picture commercials). So it's easy to categorize things as seasons that way average people don't have to scroll through years of programming.
they are just trying to push their streaming service, I don't blame them to be honest, no average fans are talking about seasons really, but WWE HAS in the past used similar naming to differentiate between different eras in wrestling.
Hope color commentator isn't her only job now - she needs one more cum... I mean run.
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
Aren't Hulu seasons just broken up by year? Either way this isn't that. It's a weird thing they do and this is just because of the Fox move.
yes but they aren't seasons so it doesn't matter what hulu calls them
they literally just pick random weeks to say are season finales when they want a boost
in this case it's just because they're moving smackdown to fox on october 4
Mommy
Finna
Firefly Funhouse is such a damn draw it's insane lol. Hopefully the WWE doesn't fuck it up
Is she returning tonight bros?
>took wwe from its lowest ratings of all time to only almost lowest ratings of all time
wow what a d*mn draw
>reading "ratings"
lmfao yeah check TV ratings for everything loser, people haven't watched tv for like 10 years. Find anything other than the Superbowl that draws on cable tv
Dio Maddin
Lexi HAS to show her feet tonight, Dunn please
Hopefully
New stage when?
Nope. Out till at least early next year and probably even longer.
Mickie James is the GOAT
based ltg taking out these landwhales
Summer is officially OVER. Better start praying for 2020.
Left or right? You have to pick one
holy shit based fiend
THATS THE FIEND
LET ME IN
Right
>wwe has gone from the lowest attendance in history to only almost the lowest attendance in history
wow what a d*mn draw
USA network jobbing to the fiend
IMMEDIATE KINO
We are going to get Bray fucking with Raw all night? This could be Kino
Unexpected intro but already based.
Only gays would go left.
why is she so cockeyed? the abortions?
Why doesn't the Undertaker put over Bray like Kane?
TURN
IT
DOWN
This clown gimmick is sincerely fucking cringe
>starting the show with a recap
Left
old becky is so generic, I like the new more theatrical becky
is Kevin Dunn in league with the fiend?
They're really going in on the Bray train this time. Will they actually commit when it really matters? Feels like they always do a lot to make Bray look great, then they just drop him when it's finally time to commit
It really says BEAST SLAYER on his titantron..
More like Mundane Night Raw haha
GO ACE!
>Season Premier
That's next week, ya ding-dingus
Wrestlemania 36 in his farewell match
FUCK SEFF
Mommy renee please
Dragonball Z does and nobody gave a fuck
Wrestling is just anime with real people
RATINGS DOOOOOOOOWWNN
>BURN IT D-
>recap followed by Seff in ring promo
oh tonight is going to be shit
Apparently Bray didn't have the face lantern at his recent house show appearance, just a regular lantern.
I hope they haven't abandoned it.
>already the season finale
how am I gonna deal with the wait between seasons?
Crowd looks filled
SEFF WAS FROIGHTENED
bruh rollins sucks
>another week of a Jasethy promo to open the show
Reminder that Bray's new gimmick is bad typed, the real name is "the friend"
Somebody take the fucking mic off him.
>bur-
This one
>tune in because I heard that sets are changing
>seth faggot
Aaaaaand tab closed.
Man, he's so fucking awful. Trash.
Why are they using the SDL set
It's probably hella fucking expensive from some artist. They keep it in the back and let Bray take it out for wardobe.
I've seen actual retards here say tonight is the season premiere because it's the first day of Fall and think TV seasons literally correlate with the four seasons in nature.
and that's why none of us can relate to this gimmick
>and that nightmare is called becky lynch
please remove Triple H 2.0 from the show
My Cole Cole needs to die.
Saudis probably didn't want a character walking around with a severed head
>wowie zowie
Every minute they leave seff on tv every minute I leave the dog locked outside because if I have two retards in my house at the same time I'll fucking lose it
Season premiere is next week pinhead.
TARP IT DOWNNNNNNN
SURVIVE
PREVAIL
these weak yowie wowie chants
oh no he's dying out here lmao
that would be a fun twist.
>mfw
I mean, tomorrow is the last SmackDown on USA, before moving to FOX.
No, RAW is in San Fran and they can't risk her triggering an earthquake.
TARP
then TARP AGAIN
AAAA CONCHATUMADRE AHI VIENE EL YAWI WAWI
it's the same set for every show including ppvs
AJ gonna keep the US title until survivor series so we can get a rematch of AJ vs Nakamura that is actually worth a damn.
Seth you retard do you think THE FIEND actually cares about being champ? Fucking retard he wants to KILL YOU AND HE WILL. And THE FIEND is not Bray Wyatt, he's THE FIEND and he's ready to beat the ever loving shit out of you and then kill the body dead too.
what should i get from kfc/taco bell?
HE KEEPS SAYING IT
Jasetthy can't cut a promo to save his life bros, I'm already losing the will to watch this tripe
>pity clapping for seth
Is it just me or is there nobody in attendance? You can hear a pindrop. Or, maybe that always happens when this faggot's talking.
that makes no sense. why would you need to double tarp?
More like the dog left because he didnt want to see a retard watch a show for retards lmao.
Starting with a fucking 10 minute monologue from a guy who can't talk
The empty seats visible on hardcam make a lot of sense
New episode of Kanachan TV if you don't want to watch this Seth shit.
Its really hard to see Seth Rollins as this underdog when hes beaten Brock and Braun clean within a month
Is this last weeks start?
Not defending Jaseffy but would you rather have Roman pausing every sentence for 5 seconds like a dipshit or Braun choking while doing a live promo?
Braun the SIMP.
THIS IS SO FUCKING CRINGEY HOLY SHIT
what the hell is with the weak chanting
4 hard tacos & fries supreme with sprite
>stops talking
>LOOK IM NOT DONE TALKING
>Hey beastie boy
look seth, that first tarp is gonna be lonely.
lmao seth
>Hell in aclash of champions.
The fiend killed Finn in kayfabe. Unironically, we haven't seen him since. Finn will resurrect as The Demon and rematch the Fiend, and one of these characters will take their first loss.
seth struggling to cut a promo, lmao
I really wish south park would do another wrestling episode
You had me excited she dropped a second video right as RAM went live user but sadly I've already seen that one, have to suffer through seethe
Seth makes me wish Beko would open the show again
>New episode of Kanachan TV
>GET THESE HANDS
Say the line Braun!
Welcome to the AEW family. Enjoy your stay.
>SO LONG GAY TARPLINGS!
None of this makes sense and Seth continues to sound like a bitch
These storylines are so fucking weird right now
So Seth is scared and doesn't how he's going to take on the fiend and he has AJ and his Goon squad out to get him
Braun has been mad for like 2 weeks roaming around just stomping people and making a fuss and shit.
Kofi and New Day are getting made to look like fucking SIMPS by The Revival and Orton
Becky is getting over run by all these bitches who try her all the time while Flair is pulling some vegeta shit and trying to be a face when she's not over.
idk what's going on.
Rollins is like SM Ash, and antidraw that can't put butts in the seats even with nostalgia boosts like Austin and Misty
Same. They would mock the trannys and fags on AEW.
"gimme that lunch money you fucking nerd"
>Braun "I made banana bread and left it on the counter and when I came back from the grocery store it was gone.."
>Seth "Look.. Braun.. I-"
>Braun "I wasn't done talking!"
you're watching a kid's show written by a 75 year old with dementia
this is awful lol
3 meximelts and a crispy chicken sandwich combo
>sprite
>hell in a-
>i mean clash of champions
hellinaclashofchampions
This is why you're morbidly obese, Bix.
How do you eat with those T-Rex arms anyway?
I miss Honda
Are you guys ready to join the raid?
Are Seth and Braun the worst promos near the top of the card?
Vince doesn't like Anti-Heroes anymore I guess.
They should just run with it and create a new ppv.
that would actually make sense as a way to give Balor his big win since he hasn't had one. And also give Balor an immediate push.
Chad Gable's new look makes him look like a tiny EC3, and that's fucking awesome.
Kek
I'd watch that PPV
Viking Cringelords
based King Corbin
WAR
WAR
WAR
WAR
>all the new gimmicks involve the lights shutting off
Get the tarps up before the show you lazy bulbasaurs
BTFO
Fucking hell I'm sick of seeing Sasha fight Nikki
Why the hell is Corbin vs Gablel we literally had it last week
goddamn not these viking niggers again why don't they just spit roast Sarah Morgan I'd pay to see that
Crowd dead already.
>seth promo
>viking raiders match
You tell me.
youtube.com
Strowman getting buried again.
Squash time
How do you people actually watch 3 hours of this garbage?
Her verbiage was weird but not that much weirder than normal WWEspeak, and she always sounded like she meant the weird shit she said, I never got the hate for her on promos
>Are you guys ready to join the raid
Michael Cole never have and never will get something over
Ricoshit number one contender, what a load of ass cancer.
>50/50 booking for Corbin
That's it, I'm done. Fuck this shit I'm out. If they continue this bullshit I'm gonna be out for good soon enough.
i see anons asking what happens during the commercial breaks at raw so here it is
last week during lacey’s entrance it cut to commercial, and there was a dance break segment that consisted entirely of children doing fortnite dances, then it went live again and her music cut back on
>are you guys ready....to join the raid
Cole sucks so much
Then what is Becky Lunch?
an anti-draw
Nope.
Gable "won" last week, Corbin wins this week.
the second meal of the day
Trips... truth
That photoshop on king corbin. kek
Brought to you by Dominos
A whore who takes breaks and eats.
Vince never liked anti-heroes. He was forced to get into the AE for the danger of bankruptcy
Domino's or Pizza Hut who's the Michaels?
Fuck me. oc getting buried.
WWE basically begging me to change to Monday Night Football.
Nobody fucking likes tag shitters. Go back to gAyEWho
lol to be fair if they modeled Pro Wrestling like a kids show instead of a theater production they probably would have better story lines.
you're right though, but also to create an anti-hero you gotta give them A LOT of creative freedom.
I think they could have really done that with Elias but they kinda fucked that with him. I can't imagine how many wrestlers go to Vince or Creative and pitch really good ideas but then WWE creative just throws them in a box and never does anything with it.
If only Benoit hadn't been working in WWE, then we would see this shit in women's matches
Domino's is cheaper and their toppings are more interesting, p.hut can get fucked
...what is this theme
NEW THEME ALERT
>BASED NEW DEATH METAL THEME
hey the oc got their own intro music
Anti draw turd with orange wig.
This entrance music sucks
Tonight.
BASED NEW THEME
I fucking hate Jerry Soto, and I would never stop saying it.
i am sexually attracted to aj
styles not lee
NO DON'T REPLACE THEIR BASED THEME
Why does this shit sound like a TNA theme?
What does "OC" stand for and where's the light tubes?
Its good but not as good as omen in the sky
>new OC theme
Holy fucking based
NEW OC BASED THEME.
BIG MATCH FEEL!
2sweet me
It's going to get FIENDED I'll bet your balls on it.
How jealous is this thread that I got Seth to autograph my book?
lol he gives it character though at least. Could you imagine a guy like Joe Rogan announcing WWE matches?
It's a combat sport ya moron. Grow some height.
Original Club
Sorry I'll be watching MNF after finishing Return of the king
Thinking about biting the bullet and finally assembling a proper 40k army
I should be able to put together 2000 points of Imperial Knights for around $700. What do you guys think?
Is this Down with the Sickness meets Darkhorse from Driver 23?
The Original, The Official, The Only Club that Matters
Renee is sounding like she's ready to be raped and pillaged.
Canada just aired an ad for smackdown next week on friday with goldberg vs ziggler and kurt angle
I want some Domino's
hply FUCK GUYS
CENA CONFIRMED BACKSTAGE
GET THE FUCK ON TWITTER N O W .
Original Content
and what king is returning, dear?
well at least your not a pedo being attracted to a soccer mom and not a little indian boy
Wtf gay shit are you even talking about.
Get a job
Wait, I though the spanish commentators said that it was for the title.
Anyone else want to purchase a DOMINOS™ Pizza
Of Christ
that's fake
cant rape the willing user
Renee is fucking horrible.
Fuck this, I'm out. Renee is so fucking awful out there. Also, who cares about these two Highlander-tier retards? WWE has buried Karl & Gallows so many times over the past years. WHO CARES ABOUT THESE SHITTERS?
The crowd is probably taking a nap right now.
damn look how buried cedric is
California here we come right back where we started from
Oh shit you're right....they do little stuff like this every event live?
youtube.com
I was there when he signed it, fag
no shame in that desu
Anyone want to purchase me a Dominos Pizza?
delicious fruity fruity delicious
i have beko’s autograph how much you slapdicks wanna pay for it
It's hilarious how Carlos Cabrera had to be both the face and heel commentator last week on SD because Jerry Soto is such a black hole. It was the same when Soto worked with the Mayuyaman. The only explanation is nepotism
Aren't they taking her off TV when SDL goes to FOX?
i thought cedric was buried.
>yang 2020 sign
Holy fucking alpha
Why did Karl & Gallows sign a 5 year contract? What were they thinking?
It shouldn't put too much a dent in my minimum wage wallet as long as I only buy one model a month.
why do you have that image saved, user?
plans changed
Meltzer is a complete fraud
>cedric attacking aj after being buried harder than zack ryder
money
based
it's stage fighting and show plays
plans change
Cedric living up to the black stereotype, mugging a god fearing Christian White Man.
whatever melts says, assume the opposite and you'll be right more often than wrong. he's batting like .130 since Jericho left
They just played an AEW ad on the commercial break. What the fuck that's hilarious.
Whoa we got a Rothschild here who can afford to play the real games.
they got carnied by king carnie for their 5 minute tittle reign
Reminder that this brand chips is not Doritos anymore.
>AEW COMMERCIAL
>AEW COMMERCIAL
>AEW COMMERCIAL
>You know the brand.
>Shows All Seeing Eye.
Illuminati Confirmed.
They wanted security, money, and not having to be away from their family which they would have to do if they went back to NJPW. They're wrestlers not marks like you.
Another RAW. Another bag.
I just realized on the website I am watching, the feed is 30 seconds behind.
This, I'm sure Gallows and Karl respect wrestling as an art but they know WWE is just the safe bet right now.
Ivar has to smell like shit
What the fuck was that on the ropes?
Jerry Soto actually doesn't give anything special to the match, just cringe "Wapiti wapiti, qUe QuEeEeEe, Tukiti", both Carlos and Marcelo have to work overtime everytime they're with him. God he's such a faggot.
>even this guys turned on jasethy
Okay. Honest question.
Is Stu Grayson suppose to be a rip off of the Vikings?
you sound like a faggot
what the fuck, did I just see a bray look-alike in the crowd?
thanks for signing those new contracts, OC, enjoy your push!
So Heavy Machinery 2.0? A pity title shot then buried?
same as you
cedric buried
>259 post
>77 posters
WWE is dead huh.....What the fuck are we going to do when wrestling stops being fun? Just all start skateboarding and do /esg/ threads?
cringe
>When wrestling stops being fun.
It's not been fun for years.
Based Vikings are over.
>cornrows
NO CHARLY!!!
whats he doing on the hill?
Yum. Charly wearing blacked braids.
UP NEXT
i hope roode wins
>womeme
time to hit the toilet
Them raiders is based senpai
Cant believe they really put Honda on Total Divas
Firefly Funhouse getting more and more off the rails is pretty fun. I hope they don't just completely deconstruct it then ignore it once Bray starts full time appearing.
>we are considered true athletes
I don't think so you fat cow.
Oh goody, we have the man and we have the man's man within the same hour guess it's time to head out
Fuck for a second i thought Bray was glitching the Arby's commercial.
ARBYS WE HAVE THE MEAT
MAKE THE SWITCH
Wwe haters are a cult
NEW CRANK YANKERS
GOLY
FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>Crank Yankers
That shit is coming back?
NEW
I'm like three seasons behind on Total Divas.
The Bray promos become The Fiend promos and Bray starts wrestling in his Mister Rogers gimmick.
fucking kek would be great
listen up sparky
i've had enough of your malarkey
for one don't mark me
and who you calling darkie?
I was hoping we would get something like that eventually. With Bray doing two different kinds of matches. That's one plus to The Fiend losing, Bray doesn't have to go away, it could be Seth or whomever beating the fiend and turning Bray back to "normal"
>be american
>new arena is named after a megacorp
This interview is definitely taped right?
the corp owns all user, you and me
Is that actually Rusev? He looks so different.
>former 24/7 champion