Just finished my daily exercises, how have you frens been?

Maybe you just had to like them at one point to hate them I guess

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tbh everything just felt dreamy and detached like everything is not real (i'm not on drugs or anything)

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don't forget to do your weighted lunges, side leg lifts, planks, reverse leg lifts, and step ups so your butt and legs look better.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I do more core work outs so I can eat what I like without losing a flat stomach. Plus my butt and legs have always been "large" so to say, so I don't think I need to do work outs for them directly

fair enough fat butt boy

Your fortune: Outlook good

That's a bit mean don't you think?

no; lots of people like giant booties.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Ya, but you phrased it as me being fat

nooo you even said you wern't, I'm even doing the mentioned excersizes to have a better butt.

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6 sets of 1 minute side plank sowing for each side
4x12x100 barbell curls
4x20x70 preacher bench each arm
4x10x55 standard curls each arm
3x10x150 lat pull downs

that was it today.

oh ya 1000 crunches, but i didnt think to include that one

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i mean PHONE HOME ABOUT THAT

That's a lot, I only do either 100 sit-ups or 4 sets of 1 minute planks on a yoga ball with 25 leg ups in between each set

how many girl boys do you fuck while your on that yoga ball baby.

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I guess it must have been a misunderstanding on my part, I'm not the best with communication so I would expect it, thanks for the tips anyways fortune! I might try a few of them in my work-outs

Oh I'm terrible at communication, no worries and no harm meant.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

eh I'm not a sociable person so none, alone forever so far

you want to hear my workout story

Seems like you want to tell it, and I got nothing to do so ya, tell me

one time i was in the jungle of pattaya because i took some yohimbe and went into the red light district because my hotel was right beside a child sex parlor and i wanted souvenir pics but as i got closer a hooker grabbed my dick and dragged me into a taxi and told me to fuck her tits so i rolled from the back out realizing i didnt have my phone and id have to walk like 30 miles to get home so i did and then it was 3 in the morning and i lost my shoe but some buddhist monk gave me a plastic bag to wrap my foot in because the toxic waters were everywhere and i just went by like 500 7/11s until some swede recognized me by the color of my skin and gave me a ride home and also i was high as fuck this whole time and had to duck through a field of malaria infested mosquitoes and cross the bridge to get away from this dog to find my way back to the city

it was p lit

oh ya some backstory i only started working out because i wanted to go on a thailand sex binge but the moral is im still a virgin even tho im 235lb muscle

235Ib in muscle? That's nearly 100 more pounds than me, though I'm also still a virgin as I just don't fit in anywhere so I guess luck to both of us

something tells me you wont need it

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heh I definitely will, along with not being sociable I don't know of any gay guys around me that aren't super toxic to be around

welp. if i knew the answers i wouldnt be lifting huge rocks post-ironically for a living

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I just have to keep moving forward I guess, good luck out there W.D

i am not of this ordinal so i dont know what it means to go forward or backwards or what have you

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i'm not great with words so don't ask me!

Iriquois

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