Every time I order the hot tea for delivery, they just give me a can of soda that I have to throw out.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Every time I order the hot tea for delivery, they just give me a can of soda that I have to throw out
Anthony Richardson
Austin Rogers
Think about it, they don't care
Dylan Ramirez
hi fortune i'll take the soda if you don't want it
Mason Bailey
Yeah I know I just find it funny; I'm going to keep trying though and maybe one day they will deliver me hot tea.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
William Hall
Okay, I'll start faxing it to you.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Blake Jenkins
I'm tanning my legs wanna ama together?
Noah Cook
I'm not really a fan of using sun to dictate the color of my skin; also I always do it wrong anyway and end up just getting burned so I stopped trying, I have very fair skin.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Justin Torres
I can change colors so I have to pick one and try to match the rest of my body to it, it's a chore to be sure
Matthew Watson
imagine putting suntan lotion on fortunes delicate porcelain white skin
Samuel Howard
I can do that already ^^, it would feel better if someone else was doing it though. I get to put moisturizer on my penis and every where else every day though too.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Hunter Hernandez
Can you turn like green and stuff like that you chameleon.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Parker Myers
you should date boii because I'm curious what vapid incarnate looks like
Josiah Wilson
Post pics of neck and spine
Kevin Kelly
while you tanned on the beach i would probably go for a swim, then we would go get ice cream on the board walk, you would complain about the calories and i would poke fun at you and end up eating mine and most of yours
Camden Powell
Here you go.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Logan Moore
you're not smart enough to be ironic
Leo Anderson
Yeah i know.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Kayden Martinez
did u install the hot covfefe mod on ure vice city?
Logan Brown
never talk to, ``the police''
Nathan Smith
ANN EBERYTIEM WE TOUCH
I GET DIS FEELY~
Julian Long
Yeah I don't think it's working though.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Dylan Hill
That sounds about right; sharks are a thing so I'll leave the swimming to you, also I don't like ice cream so it works out and you just basically paid for two ice creams.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!